SCREECHED

Remember that Dustin Diamond sextape story?

Well here’s the DVD cover.

Dustin “Dirty Sanchez” Diamond…? Wha..?

From Wikipedia:

Dirty Sánchez is a term used to describe the sexual practice of smearing fecal matter under the nose of the receptive partner following anal sex. This act can be seen in the 2006 sex tape Screeched as performed by Dustin Diamond of Saved by the Bell fame.

Oh. I see.

By the way, that ‘scratch and sniff’ thing: Scary.

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Courtney Love

She happens to be on my list of “celebrities that nobody should ever mourn for if they died”.

This list includes Britney Spears.

It’s a short list. But i wonder who else would i put on it if given a thought…

What about “killing Kurt Cobain”?

SO. WHAT DID YOU GET.

If you got anything at all that is.

I am of course talking about the Wii and PS3.

I’ll probably be getting a Wii sooner than i will be a PS3 *coughPRICERAPEcough*.

Although i should probably just wait a coupla months (or a year) to see if there are manufacturing problems with these first run units (in the case of the PS3 – Nintendo actually makes reliable hardware).

Don’t want ’em to start bricking on me and crap.

It’s been 24 days (and counting) since my 360 died. Piece of shit.

Conclusion: Wii FTW!

Haylie Duff however….

FTL.

FTL like Sony FTL and bricking 360’s FTL.

Haylie Duff is a man.

Grace Park

There’s a pretty good discussion of what constitutes quality television this season (Heroes ftw!) happening right down there in the LOST FIGURES post, but let’s not forget the other best show on TV…Battlestar Galactica.

Sexy Cylon Boomer Athena showed up last month at Spike TV’s Scream Awards (yeah, I don’t know what those are either).

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wtf hat? o_O

LOST FIGURES

A reader just tipped me off to the fact that McFarlane is putting out Lost toys.

The Shannon figure is pretty noteworthy. If only for the fact that it’s kinda fap worthy, with her being sprawled out in a bikini and all.

Yeah. I’d hit it. Even if she was my half sister.

So, i hear Lost is in hiatus till next February? I kinda stopped watching around episode 10 of season 2. Gonna have to watch the rest of that season on DVD and up to the point where season 3 leaves off. Should be able to catch up before it’s back on the air next year.

So it is sucking yet like Alias did in its later seasons?

I WANT TO GO HOME

Well hello from Kuala Lumpur. I’m posting from an internet cafe. Only found out the site was down earlier today. So i had it rebooted and now it’s back up again. Now imagine if i hadn’t checked up on it. You’d’ve been fubar-less till i got back. THE HORROR.

Anyway, KL sucks. It’s a filthy city with terrible streets and crazy traffic and it’s been raining almost every night. I hate it.

Singapore > Kuala Lumpur

But in other news, i bought some games and DVDs and stuff. Got Guitar Hero II for PS2, Lost season 2, Rescue Me season 2 and Veronica Mars season 2 on DVD, and one of these. Zoom zoom!

Also bought like RM$500 of Bobbi Brown makeup. For my girlfriend.

I’ll be back home on Friday.

PS: Democrats FTW!

I’M GONE

Or at least i will be by the time you read this.

Gonna be in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, till next weekend for a workshop that i have to attend. Flight’s leaving in a coupla hours. Not sure if i’ll have regular internet access there. So Angelbaby will probably be taking over the updating duties.

In other news, check out my XBOX Gamercard and note the number of days since i last logged onto XBOX Live. Because that’s the number of days since my XBOX 360 BRICKED.

Got the dreaded 3 red rings of death, which i never thought would ever happen. Error code 0020. Error code 0020 my ass! It was a Japanese launch console. Remind me never to buy first gen products again.

Alright i’m off!