I’m trying to imagine what Scarlett Johansson’s boobies look like.

I can almost see it in my mind’s eye!

PS: I fucking hate it when she has her hair done up like that. What a stupid hairdo.

Still a lovely girl though.

/PENIS QUITE SAD

Bring It On Kirsten Dunst > 2007 Kirsten Dunst

From that one episode of JAG.

The one with the blue bikini.

*fap*

Happy 25th Birthday, Jessica!

In honor of a quarter-century since the birth of Miss Finetush, here’s her finest cinematic moments captured by the glory of YouTube…

And some booty-shaking so fine that, had she not already been a lesbian, would’ve turned Ellen gay simply from being exposed to it in such close proximity…

FUN FACT: Was the first choice to play Abbey Chase in the TV adaptaion of the comic book Danger Girl. Unfortunately, the project fell through.

Lose. 🙁

Behind the scenes on the set of The Ghost Whisperer.

Nice and curvy! Nippy too.

From the JLH comments:

Jennifer Love Huge Tits is sweet n all, but c’monnnnnnn, where are the Pictures of Killy Pickler from A.I. last night????

I said to the wife “Holy shit, did she enlarge to a D-CUP??!! I can’t wait to see what Justin Posted about this!”

NADA.

dissapointment galore!

AM FAILED. But thanks to Kthulhu, we have something!

No pictures, but here’s a video of Kellie Pickler:
http://rapidshare.com/files/18975260/KP_AmericanIdol_2007.mp4

And you can tell she bought a lot more than just shoes. Now time to find some pics!

UPDATE:

Yep. More than just shoes alright.

Clad in a very revealing low-cut dress, Kellie Pickler made her triumphant return to American Idol last night, and gave Ryan Seacest a breathtaking view of her newly acquired pair of shoes.

After Pickler revealed what she has been spending her post-“Idol” money on, the buxom blonde belted out her new single, “I Wonder.” From the looks of Kellie’s latest accoutrements, wonder no more! From KelliePicklerOnline.Org: It has been confirmed from inside sources that Kellie did have a breast enhancement. Kellie’s publicist will be releasing a statement soon.

– TMZ.com

Streaming video here if you don’t like rapidshare.

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT + BRA COMMERCIAL = FAP

UPDATE: Download mirror and behind the scenes video added.

Some pretty awful scans of some pretty nice pics. But beggars can’t be choosers.

Will replace them with better quality ones when i find them.

UPDATE: Replaced! And with the whole set now. Plus one more photoshoot thrown in for good measure.

I got 15 invites to give out for the Virb.com beta testing.

It’s sort of like *Myspace or *Friendster but infinitely more slicker and faster and A LOT more customizable. It’s pretty cool. Especially if you’re into *stupid shit like that.

If you’re interested, just let me know in the comments. Make sure you have a valid e-mail address attached to your profile (if you’re registered with this site) or just e-mail me. Or you can leave your e-mail address in the comments. I’ll let everyone know once my invites are all used up. First come, first served!

Don’t forget to join the fubar group once you’re all signed up!

My Virb URL: http://virb.com/dontlinkthis

UPDATE: I’m all out of invites! But maybe you can score one from some of the commenters who got one.

UPDATE 2: A secret signup link! Only 99 per day. Thanks Lindsay!