Scarlett Johansson

Speaking of Scarlett, it’s been awhile since she’s graced fubar’s front page. I shall now correct that oversight.

She was recently at a dinner celebrating ELLE’s first Women in Hollywood issue, of which she is the covergirl.

Scarlett and the girls were looking quite lovely that evening. Jessica Alba and Kate Bosworth weren’t bad either.

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Natalie Portman

Well, I’ve got good news and bad news.

GOOD NEWS:

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Nat and Scarlett play sisters vying for the attention of King Henry VIII of England. But don’t get your hopes up for any boudoir scenes from Miss Portman…

BAD NEWS:

Natalie Portman insists she’ll never bare all on the big screen again after regretting a saucy scene in new short film Hotel Chevalier. The shots of the actress baring all in the film hit the internet earlier this year – months before the movie hit festivals in September. And Portman admits she’s rather upset about agreeing to do something she felt awkward about in the Wes Anderson-directed prelude to The Darjeeling Limited. She says, “I’m really sorry I didn’t listen to my intuition. From now on, I’m going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no.”

To ease the pain of this announcement, I figured I’d post some pics of Natalie that somehow never landed on fubar.

HALLE BERRY

GOT MILK?

Halle’s pregnant by the way, if you didn’t already know.

Tell me i wasn’t the only one who fapped to Halle’s Berrys in Swordfish.

FACT: The last time Halle Berry was posted about on this website was in 2004 and that post garnered 212 comments (!).

LACEY CHABERT

I like these pics because you get a really good idea of how her jubblies hang. Mmm…

What cup size do you think she’s sporting in these?

UPDATE: Yup. I could’ve sworn i’d posted these pics before. Just wasn’t sure. Actually tried checking back in the archives before i posted but i guess i didn’t look far back enough. keke. Gallery has been replaced with the old one.

Keeley Hazell

Someone mentioned in one of the comments recently that there needed to be less clothes, more boobs. Well, when I hear boobs, I think of the Queen of Great Breasts, Her Royal Highness, Miss Keeley Hazell.

Her new 2008 calendar was recently exposed to the intarwebs, and watching the months go by probably doesn’t get much better than this…

Oh, and I missed making a post for her birthday in September, but Keeley just turned 21.

MAGGIE Q

Wait. Does this mean Maggie Q is vegetarian too??

Oh and if you ever wanted to get a better view of Maggie’s boobies (which you couldn’t really get in Naked Weapon), then here you go! (from the movie Manhattan Midnight)