Okay…I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it anymore. I’m ready to tell the world!

Her name is Miranda and she’s a Vicky’s Secret Angel. She’s from Down Under and she’s absolutely frickin’ adorable. I’m serious, this girl reminds me of a month-old puppy that you just wanna cuddle with in bed all day.

Some of you may know her from her limericky VS commercials, where she uses that sweet Aussie accent to help peddle pretty push-up bras. Everytime I hear her talking I just melt, I don’t even mind that she rhymes ‘air’ with ‘air’.

Even though she was born and raised in Australia, Miranda’s background is described as Japanese, Siberian, Turkish, Filipino and Indian. Wowsers.

This angel is 22 years old, stands 5’9″ and is 34-24-34. No matter how you do the math, it all equals YUMB. ^_^

Little Miss Pouty turned 19 back in early December, but I neglected to wish her a fubar Happy Birthday. (Bad! Bad! Naughty AngelBaby!)

Here she is later in the month at some Australian film thingy.

We’re finally gonna see Emily on the big screen again this year. She’s starring as one half of the title duo (Arielle Kebbel is the other half) in A Tale Of Two Sisters, remake of a 2003 Korean horror movie.

Does that last pic classify as upskirt? >_>

WOW. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ELISHA CUTHBERT.

Still, bonus points for the erect nipple and for flipping the bird.

Did anybody see her in that Captivity movie? I saw the European cut without all the torture. What a shame. I would’ve really liked to see Elisha Cuthbert get tortured (i like her just as much as i like Jessica Alba: not at all). Will need to download the US cut someday even though it’s a shitty movie and all you really get from Elisha is some side boobage.

Finally fixed the forums (it was broken for a while). You can get off my nuts now Angelbaby :p

And i hereforth bump down your Trachtenfug post with some Paget Brewster!

These are caps from the Showtime show Huff. Never seen it myself but i do remember watching The Specials and wanting to see her boobies. Anybody here seen The Specials? It’s a pretty good movie for what it is. A low budget superhero comedy, kinda like X-Men, but on their day off.

Jordan Ladd is in it too. Her boobs seemed huge in that movie. Bigger than they were in Cabin Fever or Club Dread. Then again she was slightly fatter in The Specials too. Should’ve just gotten them out then and not in that Club Dread flick.

Or better yet, just before she was 16!*

A former Playboy “Babe of the Month,” Ladd has a curvaceous bod that, however, sometimes has been more curse than gift. At 16, in fact, she underwent breast-reduction surgery because, she says, her 32-double D-plus chest “garnered too much attention.

“My breasts were outrageously massive and uncomfortable. For years I rejected them. I had this incredible body at 12 or 13. My breasts came in really fast. But I had braces and zits. So my face was a visual chastity belt.”

Today Ladd is a size C-cup. “Because I wasn’t finished growing, my breasts came back. Then they went south. So I’m coming to grips with gravity,” she says.

*and what? you got to see Thora Birch’s when she was 16 or however the old she was in American Beauty and nobody complained!

What better way to kick off the new year than with some Trachtenbabe?

Happy 2008! ^_^

Well it should be 2008 in almost every part of the world now. I spent most of new year’s eve playing Rock Band with a whole bunch of people. So much that we didn’t even realize it’d struck 12 until some other people said so.

New year’s resolutions. Anybody got any? I for one would like to be able to update the site more frequently and never get as lazy as i did in December 07. Can’t think of anything else but yeah, that’s definitely one thing i’d like to try to do.

Also, predictions! Who’s gonna get nudes, sex tapes, nip slips, pussy slips and the like released this year??

Hope that this’ll be a fappy new year!