Rock Star Daughters

Steven Tyler certainly isn’t the only rocker who brought a hawt daughter into the world. Thanks to magazines like Max, we can even see some of them like Theodora Richards (Keith’s little lady) and Daisy Lowe (Gavin Rossdale’s baby girl) in their birthday suits.

Others names worth running through Google Images are Amber Le Bon, Lily Collins, Bijou Phillips, or Lucy Walsh.

Feel free to add any I missed in your comments.

Emmy Rossum

Emmy hasn’t made a fubar appearance since 2007, so I figured these scans that just turned up of her photospread in the May issue of Vegas magazine would be a good way to get her back onto the site.

The last two pics are from her Details shoot earlier in the year, but they seemed relevant to this post.

Jessica Alba

For those concerned that motherhood might have done irreparable damage to Jessica’s bikini bod, these candids from a day at the beach in Malibu this weekend should put those fears to rest.

FUN FACT: Jess is set to appear in a movie coming out next February, called Valentine’s Day. Now before you make a snap judgment not to see it, you should be aware that it will also star Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner.

Ronald Does Not Approve

Some of you may remember hearing the story of Louise Ogborn a few years back. The 18-year old was working her shift at a McDonald’s in Kentucky when her assistant manager got a call from someone claiming to be a police officer. “Officer Scott” told the AM that Louise had stolen a purse, and she needed to be strip searched to retrieve the goods. She took Louise back into the office and told her to take off her clothes. After an hour, the AM told the “officer” that she was needed up front, at which point he told her to have her fiancé watch the girl. Over the next 2 hours, at the direction of the person on the other end of a phone, the man had the nude girl sit on his lap and kiss him, spanked her, had her do jumping jacks, and finally perform oral sex on him. YA. RLY.

Long story short, someone finally wised up enough after THREE HOURS of this charade to ask a few questions, and the prank caller hung up. However, a security camera in the office recorded the entire incident. Louise ultimately sued McDonald’s and won a judgment of $6.1 million. I guess sometime after the civil case was settled, someone leaked the video, and of course part of it made its way onto the interwebs. So here you go…

Now people can argue how smart folks in Kentucky may or may not be, but six million bucks buys a whole lot of Happy Meals. Just sayin’.