THE ANGRY NINTENDO NERD

This guy is hilarious. I only just discovered him a coupla days ago. You need to watch his videos (if you haven’t already). Start off with this one:

“You can walk over it??”

I actually quit playing that stupid game because of that. You can WALK OVER IT??? Fuck you ULTRA Games/Konami!!! Thanks for ruining my childhood!

So yeah, check out The Angry Nintendo Nerd. It’s good times!

FINAL FANTASY XII

Lolz, i’m boughted teh bootleg.

Fact: I spent a total of probably about 18 minutes playing Final Fantasy X before i decided it wasn’t worth my time sucked and never touching it again. I think i got to the first boss battle during the prelude thingy on the highway at the beginning of the game.

Never played FFX2, only got to the second disc of IX, quit once i got to the boss castle at the end of VIII (no way was i going through playing the stupid last levels with split parties and no powers, i hated it in FFIII (SNES) and i hate it in VIII. The last FF i actually finished all the way through was FFVII.

Best FF ever was FFIII on the SNES of course. I remember playing through that one from start to finish in one go. Only took me about 24 hours straight.

But considering FFXII got like a perfect 10/10/10/10 rating in Famitsu, i’m hoping that i’ll enjoy XII enough to actually complete it.

Haven’t actually playtested XII yet (i JUST got home with it), so for those of you who’ve already played it… how is it? Any good?

I realize it’s not even supposed to be out yet (US release date is October 31st) but it is available for download if you know where to look. Burn a copy and play it on your modded PS2! Me, i just buy ’em off of store shelves.

Oh hey check this out, bootleg 360 games!

Too bad my 360 isn’t modchipped. Yet…?

“Sexiest Woman Alive.”

Scarlett FTW!

Scarlett Johansson’s hourglass figure and plum movie roles have brought her many fans. Among them, clearly, the editors at Esquire. The magazine has just crowned her “Sexiest Woman Alive.”

The 21-year-old actress poses in come-hither garb on the cover and inside pages of the magazine’s November issue, on newsstands October 18.

On the cover, she wears a bra and a white Calvin Klein mini-dress; In a series of photos inside (showing her as an “enigmatic trailer-park temptress,” the magazine says), she wears cleavage-baring black lingerie paired with an open white robe, among other get-ups.

Johansson, whose screen credits include “The Black Dahlia,” “Lost in Translation” and “Match Point,” says she would rather be admired for attributes other than sex appeal.

“What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?” she asks, addressing all the hoopla about her curves in an interview in the magazine.

She is no stranger to the paparazzi’s cameras, and once flashed a sign proclaiming, “the person taking this picture is harrassing me.”

“Apparently I spelled ‘harass’ wrong,” she recalls. “It was horrible. I couldn’t remember whether it was one ‘r’ or two, and I asked like four people, and they said two.”

Will post pics when they appear.