In honor of sinac’s mongoose-like win and her upcoming scary movie, Pulse…I present Kristen Bell stuff.
From the August issue of Shape magazine (zomg bikini!)
Kristen Bell
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Name. That. Butt.
Damn, some of you little whiners bitch more than some…well…bitches I happen to know.
“Waahhh, we don’t want any more pink hair!”
“Boo-hoo, where’s all teh boobies?”
For god’s sake, wipe your nose. Because I love y’all so much, here’s what I’m gonna do…
The first person to comment correctly naming the owners of the following celeb booties wins a fabulous prize…they get to request the subject of the next post. Seeing how some of you feel like you could do a better job picking what goes on the front page, here’s your chance to exercise a little editorial control.
Here we go!
Ass #2Okay, get crackin! *giggle*
Oh, and the next person who gets uppity also gets a prize…
ZOMG PINK PART DEUX
I’m constantly amazed by the myriad things the intarweb teaches me each and every day. For instance, just today I discovered a piece of pop culture trivia that I couldn’t believe I’d never heard before, and I’m here to share it with the fubar masses. Are you sitting comfortably? Good, then we’ll begin…
Julianna Rose Mauriello was NOT the first choice for Stephanie on LazyTown. 😮
I know, I know…my worldview was also forever altered by this shocking revelation. But it gets better.
The girl who was first selected to don the now-iconic pink wig, was Floridian actress Shelby Young, whose last name is quite fitting, as she was born in 1992, making her a year Julianna’s junior. She turned 14 back in April.
Shelby even went so far as to shoot a pilot episode for LazyTown, before the show went non-union, which made it a no-go for the SAG card-carrying little lady. But thanks to the miracle of Al Gore’s wondrous invention, her performance of the classic “Bing Bang” is preserved for posterity…
Dakota Fanning
Keeley Hazell?
I’d headbutt it.
Lindsay Lohan
She’s baaaaack!
Don’t call it a comeback. Okay…call it a comeback. Teh Lohan turned the big 2-O this week, and it appears she might finally be getting back to her old fighting weight (yay). Looks like she’s also decided to officially dump the “good girl” Disney image once and for all (not that it’s fit her for quite some time) and get her edge on in the latest issue of Brit GQ.
Britney Spears
Well, Ashlee Simpson may have declined to take it all off for a magazine…if only 6-month preggers Britney could’ve shown equal restraint.
The mind boggles at the sheer amount of Photoshop used to make Mrs. Federline look good in these shots…
UPDATE: Oh yeah, that’s right…fubar trumped bigtime media outlets like E Online and Reuters, who didn’t post this story until just this evening.
My favorite part was:
Unfortunately for Harper’s, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.
Ahem… “Various Websites” indeed. And more like Wednesday morning. Thank you, thank you very much. ^_^
WHAT A SHAME
SIMPSON SNUBS CHANCE TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY
LATEST: ASHLEE SIMPSON has turned down a multi-million dollar offer to pose for famed men’s magazine Playboy. The 21-year-old was offered $4 million (GBP2.2 million), but decided to not to bare all for the legendary publication. Simpson’s publicist ROB SHUTER confirmed to website TMZ.com that the singer did indeed receive the offer to pose for the magazine, but declined. A newly-glamorous Simpson is currently on tour promoting her latest album I AM ME.
I would have fapped to that.
Spider-Man 3
This teaser fails at having any wet or jiggly Kiki in it (ala the trailers for Spider-Man/Spider-Man 2)!
I am vexed!
Keeley Hazell
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I certainly hope Zoo magazine continues to celebrate big sporting events with Keeley photoshoots.
I’m already visualizing the British Open spread… Topless Keeley assuming a proper stance over her teed-up ball, little plaid skirt hiked up just so. Keeley sprawled nude across an emerald green bentgrass putting surface. I think you get the idea…
Until then, enjoy this Wimbeldon-themed series. This time the naughtier shots are included in link form so as not to disappoint anyone’s fapping plans. ^_^
Topless Keeley 1
Topless Keeley 2
Topless Keeley 3
Topless Keeley 4
Topless Keeley 5 (mmmmm…strawberries & cream)
