THE WIZARD! Wow! Opening credits! Christian Slater! Beau Bridges! Super Marios Bros!! KEVIN ARNOLD! WOW! California! California! Hi! FRED SAVAGE! Retard videogame playing genius! Hot girl! Where’s Winnie Cooper? Wow! Cosmo magazine! Hot girl taller than Fred Savage! Long kiss on top of trailer! Damn FRED SAVAGE! Nintendo Entertainment System! Oh no! Bad kids in trenchcoats! Vision Streetwear! Power Glove!! Wow! POWER GLOVE! “I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”!! Power Glove in dog movie Beethoven too! Power Glove starred in more movies than Fred Savage! RAD RACER! Oh no! Bad kid kick ass! It’s in the Power Glove! Power Glove actually deliver more believable performance than Fred Savage! I think it won Best Supporting Actor In A Movie Starring Fred Savage! Sorry Cary Elwes! Bad kid Lucas still kick ass! I want Power Glove! What to do now! Bring out retard who plays games good! Oh no! Retard run away! Oh no! Video Armageddon! SUPER MARIO BROS. 3!! WOW! Magic flute! WARP ZONE! Boo! Cheater! Win championship! YAY! Super Mario Bros. 3!!! All go home now.

“I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”

I first noticed her back in that Clockstoppers movie. I actually thought she was jailbait at the time but it turned out she was already like 27 or something crazy like that.

Didn’t even realize it was her in that elevator in Harold and Kumar..!

Anyhow, here she is all practically naked and stuff. Lips! Nips!

She has weirdly-far-apart boobies though. I don’t think i like that.

I’d still do her though. With a shirt on.

PS: Garcés > Alba?

I was watching Aquamarine on DVD with my girlfriend last night. Much to her dismay of course. She kept calling me a pervert for some reason. I think it was my incessant outspoken desire to see Jojo in a bikini and the fact that i actually hit rewind and went frame by frame during this one scene where i swore i saw Sara Paxton’s naked sideboob (i did and i was right).

Yeah. Jojo is fucking hot.

Here’s a video of Lindsay doing a little boxing (and bouncing) in that blue bikini at the beach.

Fap fap?!

ALL WET.

ALL YUMMY.

From the movie “Scoop”.

Scarlett really needs to do movie nudity. Like soon. So i can fap to her for great justice.

Right here.

Obviously it’s a little barren (okay more like, completely barren) but hey, it’ll pick up in time. Maybe.

And i promise, this time, i’ll actually give two shits about running it properly (i.e. having moderators etc etc).

Okay maybe just one shit. Which is a step up from not giving a shit at all like last time (post TJNR, pre .net move). Let’s just hope we can get some responsible mods to keep things under relative control if the forums ever do pick up steam. But with only a few people who are actually even aware of this .net address, don’t expect a huge influx of new registrants anytime soon. Maybe once .com finally starts pointing .net.

I’m still wondering why it’s taking so long for it to do so (.com to start pointing to .net). I think my domain name registrar is like, holding it hostage or something. Start pointing here already damnit!! Propagate! Propagate!!!

With only 144 shopping days until Christmas, I know what you are probably asking yourself:

“What can I get for the special guy in my life that he doesn’t already have?”

Well, fret no longer…let your friendly neighborhood AngelBaby help you give a unique gift that will keep on giving all year long…

I’m talking Shower Boobs. Yep, you heard me…SHOWER BOOBS.

They are pretty much exactly what you think they are. According to the website that sells them, “the Shower Breasts are a fun and saucy shower gel/shampoo dispenser.” Shockingly, it doesn’t appear that this remarkable invention came from the same creative Japanese minds that brought the world the infamous “Sharanpowan” breast pillow. But couldn’t you just imagine celebrity versions of this product? Maybe with waterproof portraits you could adhere to the tile above your boobs? Just imagine how long you could go without having to refill the Pam Anderson model…

My main question about this product isn’t “why does it exist?” but rather “why doesn’t the shower gel/shampoo come out of the nipples?”

It’s no secret that one of my most favoritest movies ever (besides TITANIC) is the original Bring It On (never seen the sequel – but i probably should someday, Bree Turner is in it and i’ve always liked her ever since she dipped her titties into that aquarium in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo).

Anyhow, Bring It On 3 is out and Hayden Panettiere’s in it. And i’m pretty sure you’ve seen that .gif that’s been circulating of her jiggling her ass (i fapped to it).

Anyway, here’s a collection of Hayden related clips and .gifs from the movie available for download (40.3MB .rar file). Enjoy!

Remember her?

The Apple Switcher? She was actually featured on the site’s layout a coupla years ago (back when the site used to just feature one celebrity at a time e.g Avril, Amanda Bynes, Denise Richards, Claire Forlani et al).

Seems like Ellen’s been doing some acting as of late!

Here’s what she looks like now:

…and it was like, bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep…

Well the site is back up. For some of you. That know of this URL (dontlinkthis.net). Otherwise you’re either probably seeing a blank page come up – if you’re still trying to go to dontlinkthis.net. That’s because i sort of made it so .com pointed to the .net servers yesterday (.com and .net are hosted on different ones) while i was moving everything over (the .com site is now hosted on .net) and then decided against it (and just made it so .com would redirect to .net) and now i guess the DNS is still like, re-propogating back to the old server. Or something.

So why the move?

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