So Xtina has a new album coming out…guess that would explain her tastefully posing in the buff for the June issue of Gentleman’s Quarterly.

I promised somebody the hi res goodies when I found them, et voila!

Why, oh why, couldn’t Jewel celebrate the release of her new record in the same manner?

Boo.

EDIT: Someone asked if these photos were an homage to a shoot featuring Marilyn Monroe. Well, you be the judge…

I’d link to the last two posts Justin made about Emma, since she’s wearing the same ‘Snoopy and the Wolf’ shirt in one of them, but the images in those posts are nonfunctional. As are almost all of the pics in old posts.

Justin is an absentee landlord… am cry. 🙁

Anyhoo, figured some of you might enjoy this candid shot of Miss Watson and friends.

ps. has anyone else noticed that “Zee” has been seen with about the same regularity as Yellow around these parts? zomg conspiracy theory! 😮

In honor of tonight’s 2-hour season finale of Grey’s Anatomy (squee!), I’ll post this pic of the yumby Katherine Heigl that Justin passed along to me right before the site went down, and subsequently went wonky when it looked like it came back. wtf hax0red?

zomg will Izzy ruin her medical career over her ventricularly-challenged boyfriend? 😮

Just say no to crack, Dr. Stevens…

I came across these pics taken at the 8th Annual Young Hollywood Awards during my web wandering, and thought to myself, “WWJD?”*

Well, I skipped the fapping and just decided to post them for the Bynes lovers on the site. Enjoy!

I’m surprised Issac Mizrahi didn’t appear out of thin air to “test” the structural integrity of Amanda’s dress.

*What Would Justin Do?

For those born within the past month, you may not have heard the now legendary tale of how tween queen and black soccer star shagger, Jojo, actually visited FUBAR long ago in a galaxy far far away. Yep, she actually wrote Justin a comment, and yes, he probably fapped to it (and likely still does). Cuz, you know…they are practically BFF.

Well, now she’s all famous and has a bigtime funny movie coming out with Robin Williams, called RV. The 15-year old (!) starlet wore a pretty (tight) white dress to the premiere…

FUN FACT: Jojo is mentioned in Eminem’s song ‘Ass Like That.’ 😮

You go, Joanna Levesque!

Too Much Love:
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LET’S EXCHANGE NINTENDO DS FRIEND CODES.

For Tetris DS:

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For Metroid Prime Hunters:

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For Mario Kart DS:

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Leave yours in the comments if you have any of these games.

Oh and if you have Xbox Live:

DS > PSP

Stumbled across this little clip today starring everyone’s favorite cloven-foot cutie from KatesPlayground.com.

Hmm…I wonder if Karen knows about the hoof? And if so, does she allow it to be used on her in kinky ways which will never see the light of day on their website? mmmmm…hoof sex.

Over on her own site, Kate gushes:

I love playing World of Warcraft, I’ve always been into online games. They are a lot of fun.

ZOMGNOSUCHTHINGASGIRLGAMERSWTFBBQ!!!1!11!!eleven!one!!

Oh, and what would a post be from me without some girls wearing bunny ears? I know many of you do love it so…

ps. I’ve never put makeup on my naughty parts.*

*this may or may not be true

Hopefully this will help calm down those few fubarians who have some deep-seated issues with Easter Bunny fappage, while simultaneously pacifying all the closet pedos (correction: all of you).

FUN FACT: Scarlett’s first acting job was in a skit during the first year of the Conan O’Brien show…when she was 8.

Anyone know how old Scarlett is in these? I’d imagine they were taken sometime around the period she starred in ‘The Horse Whisperer’ which would make her about 14.

verdict: I’D HIT IT.

ps. I just found out recently she has an older sister, Vanessa…

mmmmm…Johansson sammich. yumb.

UPDATE: lil Scarlett sure has grown up nicely…here she is frolicking in Jamaica. :jealous:

She sure looks milky, I hope she remembered to put on lots of sunscreen.

It’ll be in theatres 21st April. That’s in four days!

The veiny boobs in Rumble Roses XX are nothing in comparison to those nurses’ hoohas.

Two more posters here and here, and the movie trailer here.

Bets in on whether this movie will be better than An American Haunting.

Did anyone know that there was a dog ending to PS2’s Silent Hill 2? It was apparently an unlocked ending to the Japanese version. Pretty bizarre, but cool nonetheless. And check out the dog music ending. So cute! ^_^

Edit: Click here for info about The Real Silent Hill.

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