Looks like G4 is starting to wise up. After killing off almost all the old TechTV shows and firing everybody who used to work on those shows, they’re now bringing Call for Help back on the air, with a lot of the old TechTV gang in tow. So that makes what now? Only two good shows worth watching on G4? X Play and Call for Help?

Anyway, so what’s up with Attack of the Show these days? I haven’t watched any of the new episodes since Kevin Rose left. Is Sarah still on the show? I’m pretty sure they’ve broken up since then. Isn’t Kevin dating Amber now? That’s what i heard. I love behind the scenes drama/gossip.

Trailer’s online.

Those FPS sequences… damn! Sent chills down my spine! Looks friggin’ AWESOME.

TARA REID’S BOOBS ARE FAKE.

Tara Reid has confessed to having breast surgery. The ‘American Pie’ star has long denied going under-the-knife but has now admitted she has had her chest surgically enhanced. She said: “I mean, everyone does it. I don’t know why I’m the one who gets so much attention?”

…is totally ruining Entourage by the way.

Lacey Chabert > Amanda Bynes > Lindsay Lohan > Hilary Duff

I like her but her eyes are kinda weird! Still hot though.

And zomg! What’s this? Some bonus Amanda Bynes pics?

Is friggin’ HOT.

Nothing can ever top that old Maxim shoot that she did in 2000 though.

Did you know she’s a Mormon? I never would’ve thought.

Yayayayayayay! Wonder Showzen just got picked up for a second season on MTV2.

Here’s a good Wonder Showzen website worth visiting if you’re a fan. Clarence is my favorite.

Girl: “girls are more in touch with their emotions.”
Boy: “i’ve got one emotion for you. zip it toots!” *high five*

A look at just three of the e-mails i’ve gotten so far on the matter.

Well apparently there’s a demand for me to get the pics and post them up. Wasn’t going to (because i’m sure everybody and their mother has already seen them) but what the hell.

I always knew Hayden would grow up to be a slut someday. She already had the bitchface for it. I think it’ll go along with her new-found lifestyle. Teach her well Paris. Teach her well. Now on with the nipple slips already so that i can masturbate to them!*

*this will probably happen.

The only way they can improve on this picture is if Jessica was totally naked with only the flower petals covering her naughty bits ala American Beauty.

And even then she’d still make my penis SAD. That’s how much i don’t like Jessica Alba.

Says Jessica Alba:

SEXIEST FANTASY “Me in the Oval Office, in a suit, surrounded by male aides, smiling sweetly at the camera, knowing i rule everybody. I’m all about female empowerment”

SEXIEST MOMENT “When a man looks at you like he can’t get enough of you. When you can tell he wants to take a bite out of you because you’re so yummy. When he kisses you and you know what it feels like to be desired. When no one else matters”

BOXERS OR BUFF? “In the buff. There’s no such thing as an ideal body; that’s just sillness. It just has to be a body i want. I’ve never been into guys who work out three hours a day. It looks ridiculous, and they’re usually lacking upstairs.”

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING OR LAST THING A NIGHT? “First thing in the morning, which for me is around 11. There’s something nice about starting the day with a little loving from your man”

Shut up Jessica Alba.