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Well shit son. Wouldja look at that. Freakin’ 200+ comments for the world’s most worthless post. And almost 50 for the one after it. I should probably just leave the site on shitty mode forever seeing as how it’s actually been a lot better comment-wise than it’s ever been when the site was in less shitty mode (but shitty nonetheless).

So believe it or not, i haven’t looked at any hi res celeb pics at all since… like… what, April 22nd or something. Not a single one.

Not to say that i’m never ever gonna look at them ever again or post them up on the site anymore. Just saying that i haven’t been looking around for them, or at them, this past month or so. Been spending most of my time watching movies instead. Picked up Layer Cake, 2046, Hana-Bi, The Notebook, A Very Long Engagement and Seoul Raiders on DVD. Also watched a couple of my older haven’t-seen-them-in-a-while DVDs. Leon, Romeo + Juliet, and Snatch.

You know, seeing Natalie Portman in Leon really reminded me of Dakota Fanning (although Dakota hasn’t been so slutty so young in movies ala Natalie circa 1994). But Natalie really gave a damn good performance in Leon. And looking back at her entire body of work, most of them have been pretty smart choices. I’d love to see Dakota Fanning become the next Natalie Portman. Hopefully she’ll age as gracefully as Natalie has and not like Haley Joel Osment. Have you seen Secondhand Lions? He’s grown up to be a creepy manteenchild looking thing.

But okay maybe it’s not as bad as i make it out to be but he was a lot more better looking (as a kid) in The Sixth Sense. Now if you really wanna see something scary, just try googling Jonathan Lipnicki and see what he looks like now (he was the little kid in Jerry Maguire).

I bought Layer Cake hoping that it would be at least a little something like Snatch (love that movie) or maybe even Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (not as good as Snatch) but alas, it was nothing of the sort. Despite being directed by the guy who produced Snatch and Lock, Stock (and who’s going on to direct X3). I’d put Layer Cake at a distant third behind Lock, Stock. I’m rooting for Guy Ritchie to make a comeback after the apparently God-awful Swept Away (which i haven’t seen). I think he’s making another gangster flick with Jason Statham. Speaking of which, i hear there’s gonna be a Transporter 2 coming out soon. I saw a link to the trailer a while back but i haven’t actually watched it yet. Hopefully it’ll be Shu-Qi-less (which it probably will be. too lazy to check now).

Seoul Raiders was a pretty blah by the numbers Hong Kong action flick. Nothing special at all. I remember the first one (Tokyo Raiders) being a lot better. It’s saving grace for me were the three cute Korean girls that Tony Leung had at his beck and call. What a pimp.

I haven’t seen 2046 yet. Just waiting for the right mood to be in to watch that movie. Can’t wait to see Zhang Ziyi in it. I love that girl.

Hana-Bi (aka Fireworks). Wow. What a letdown. Even after all the praise it’s gotten, about how super violent it is etc etc, it was actually pretty underwhelming. I was expecting a lot whole more but there’s really only like, one, maybe two at most, really violent scenes (like oooh… getting two chopsticks jammed into your eye… a scene later echoed in Brother, where some guy gets two chopsticks shoved up his nose). Not exactly the violence filled “Charles Bronson Death Wish” style flick the box art quotes made it out to be.

But out of all the flicks i’ve seen in the past week or two, i’d have to say that The Notebook and A Very Long Engagement were my favorites.

Chick flicks at that. I loved The Notebook. I wish that movie would never end. It had a pretty predictable plot but i just LOVED the characters. This movie should’ve been a three hour epic. It was nice to see Rachel McAdams branch out from the bitchy roles she’s been known for (The Hot Chick, Mean Girls) and just be a normal girl. She’s absolutely great in this movie. It’s a good movie for the first 3/4 but then it just kinda abruptly ends. Slightly disappointing climax but still worth seeing for the first 3/4 and for Rachel McAdams. I’m looking forward to seeing her again in Red Eye. Even though it’ll probably be another not so good Wes Craven flick (according to early reviews). Hopefully not as bad as Cursed thought. But i blame Miramax for that debacle of a film. I mean, come on. How can anyone go wrong with a Wes Craven/Kevin Williamson team up? Must’ve been the studio’s fault.

Oh and last but not least, A Very Long Engagement. Not at good as Amelie (best damn [French] feel good movie ever) but good enough. Besides, i’d watch anything with Audrey Tautou in it. She’s so damn cute (just watch Amelie and you’ll see what i mean). Plus she’s French so you know she’s willing to get naked in movies (and she has). Strangely enough, i prefer her with her clothes on. Not to say she doesn’t have great tittays (she does) but she’s just one of those girls that i like for her face (and couldn’t care less if she has clothes on or not).

Okay so those were all pretty half assed ‘reviews’. But too bad. It’s all i’m willing to talk about and i’ll write up whatever i damn well please! Besides, would you really follow the recommendations of a guy who thinks Titanic is the best movie ever? (it is). Anyhow, i’ve decided to eschew the typical formula of all ‘entertainment’ style posts (latest celeb pics, latest pop culture news etc etc) and just write about whatever i want to write about and not whatever i feel you want to read. As it should be. So if you share any of the same sentiments expressed, then feel free to chime in with your thoughts. But spare us the ‘this fucking sucks!’ comments because if you look at my list of links on the sidebar, you’ll find numerous other sites that do a hell of a lot better job at keeping up with all the latest goss, pics and news and whatnot. Maybe i’m just getting lazy in my old age but really, looking around, i see lots of pretty similar sites reporting on pretty much the same news as everyone and well, methinks the ‘market’ is getting a little bit too saturated. So i’m opting to drop out of the ‘race’, and let the big boys ‘fight’ it out for scoopage supremacy. Not to say that i won’t be ‘reporting’ on whatever’s big at the moment. Just saying that i’ll be writing more about what i want to write about and what i feel is post worthy to me. Basically trying to be a lot more bloggier than i’ve been. Or at least as bloggy as i can be because you all know how lazy i can get and you damn well know i’ll be taking the easy way out and falling back into that old formula of suck that permeated the front pages circa the last weeks/months of being Pheatonwned, everytime i get stuck in a rut. (also see: me ‘selling’ the site to Trip)

Oh by the way, if anybody’s wondering, i haven’t actually been away from the site at all. Now obviously you all know that the site was never sold right? Right? I mean, come on now, you should all know me better than that. And you should all know that Trisha was really me.

Yes that’s right folks! I’d be surprised if nobody ever put those two and two together in the first place. The clues are out there. Now Trip, Trip is real. He’s actually a real person. And responsible for all these. Trisha however, was made up. There is no ‘Trisha’. The girl in the pics? Well she’s obviously real but her name’s not Trisha. She’s actually Trip’s very real ex-girlfriend. And not at all a complete dumb whore (at least i don’t think so). That complete dumb whore would be me. I have no idea who her highschool friends Jaime, Brad and whoever the fuck else are though. You crazy commenters.

And another thing, yeah, only NOW do some of you crawl out of the woodwork when the site’s gone to shit. Where were you when things were less shitty (but shitty nonetheless)?

By the way, i’m surprised that somebody actually took the time to try to ‘hack’ Trisha’s PhotoBucket account. And successfully too. Shit, even i felt violated. Kudos to you my (creepy hacker of girl’s photobucket accounts) man. Kudos.

Oh and if you want more ‘Trisha’ pics, ask Trip.

ME AND TRIP QUIT THE SITE AND NOT BECAUSE HIS MOM IS MAD AT HIM YOU ALL ARE ASSHOLES SOMEBODY HACKED INTO MY PHOTOBUCKET ACOUNT> FUCK YOU KRUEK YOU BETTER NOT PUT ANY OF MY NUDES ONLINE OR I AM GOING TO SUE!!!!!!!! MY UNCLE IS A LAYWER!!!!! I HATE YOU ALL! THIS SITE SUCKS AND SO ARE THE PPL THAT GO TO IT! YOUR ALL LOOSERS!!!!!!!

PS: JAMIE IS A WHORE!~!!!!!!!!

Love and kisses!
xoxo

T-Baby

Hey guys its me Trisha. Just wanted to make an ntrie before I head off to bed. I’m soooooooooooooo exhausted! Work was hell today! Had to rearrage all the books and magazines from one section to another! And because that slut Jamie didn’t come in today, I had to do her share of the work!! I reealyy hope they fire that bitch. Just because shes the principals niece doesn’t mean she can get away with not coming in to work!

Anyway, Trip was just over a while ago (we pretended we were doing homework lol my parents are so dumb) and we made out and he taught me how to usee photoshoppe on his laptop. He also showed me how to put pictures properly on the sitw because I have not been doing it right lol. Silly me!

I also brushed up on my HTLM skills a bit and i’m going to show you the picture I made in photoshoppe. Its a map of my floor of the libary i work in with arrows that I made to show you where my desk is! Here it is! Oh and here’s a picture of my other dog Rusty.

T-Baby

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyooyoyo jk lol
anyways its me again just updatin it up on here. AS u can see i got my gf 2 post on here and she is cool. I got some big [members only content] ‘t let that slip out! lol jk

Anywayzzi’ve been reading the comentz and i kno you guyz lyk girls boobs and stuff lyk dat. sooo i wen on some of the linkz jusin (old guy that nobody lyks) gave me 2 find new girl boobs. heres what i cam across.

OlsinTwinsLesbianActionFeatJohnStamos.avi

im not alowd 2 watch stufl ike that so i cant tell ya wuts on it! PLSU MY GF WIOUDL KILLLLLLL ME!!!!11

iv ask my gf 2 help me restyle the page a little more to mkae it look better and more profesinal hopfuly she iwil!!!!! (she taks art at skool)

Here is my future planz 4 da site

I HOP U ALL LYK DA SITE HERE IS AN EMAL I GOT YESTERDAY

From: CoolDud47@aol.com
Subject: KLEWWL SIT

Hey man i lyk ur site its kewl. yo do u hav any pass for lyk outwar or RunScAP? thx l8r

jus glad i got all my fans out der seeya!!!!!!!!!!

Hey new friends! Im soo excited because i get to make another entrie on here again so i woke up extra early today so i could post before i leave for school. Trip says to tell sexy stories because thats what some of you like and it’s good for the new site since i am a girl and boys like that so i will try!

This all happened last summer while my parents were away for the weekeend at lake Tahoe. I told them my best friend Chrissie was coming to sleep over but really it was Trip! LOL. They never knew! Anyway so we made out and went to bed for the night and when I woke up in the morning i felt something poking my hip. It was Trips boner!!! LOL. I had heard of morning wood but tha twas the first time id ever seen it. I lift up the covers but didnt wake Trip up. He sleeps like a rock! I reach down to touch and LOL its was so hard!! I started playing with it and diddling it up and down like those springboards at the swimming pool and it was so funny! But Trip was still asleep!! Hee hee. It was actually very aruosing and i was actually getting all horny so then i[members only content]LOL. Penises are so fun!!

Here is a picture i just took after i woke up this morning. Don’t make fun of my sleepy face and bedhead!!

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Love and kisses!
xoxo

T-Baby

OMGod I had just the WORSTEST! day at work today! That uber bitch Jamie got me sooooo mad! I can’t believe she did that! How could she! wearing the same shirt that i was was wearing ( and had bought first!!!!) on the same day to work! Everybody was making fun of me saying we are like twins! I would not be caught dead being that girls sister!! Ooooh I hate her sooo much!! She always makes my blood boil!

But hello ppls! This is my first post on the site and i hope you enjoy it!! I have alwatys wanted a weblog but did not know how to do HLTM. But thanks to Trip, he showed me how to make entries and how to make hypertext links and how to put photos and allllll that good stuff! Such a darling! i’M looking forward to making many manyentries!

I guess I should write a little about myself. My name is Trisha and i am 16 and I go to the same school as Trip and I also work in the school libary! Which is funny becacuse I HATE books and HATE reading!!~ I love being on the internet tho. SO fun!! I like typeing in chatrooms and reading about celebritys and talking shit about them lol. Trip says not to write too much about myself because many people read this weblog and they might try to want to meet me and then kidnap me becase thats what people do on the internet. I see it on the news all the time!! Stupid girls!! I wont be like them!!!

Here is a picture of me and my super adorable puppy Tootie. I love her soooo much! My boyfriend got her for me for my sweet sixteen birthday!

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Love and kisses!
xoxo

T-Baby

I have been hard at work lately. I changed the site layout so it looks sooooooooooo much beter. aALso

I added New high re[members only content]o hot in the 3rd one !!! LOL

SOo anwayys on the lyaout!
I put a gundam cuz gudumz are sooo fuckin cool lookin and then a big ass plane too. ALso a google ad please click it all the time so i can have more money to feed my weeeeed addicityon lolllllll jk i never done weed BUT IW Ant to! caz eminem does it and hesss STREET

OKs o im get my gf from skool 2 come post here prolly. im ask her she sits next to me in anatomy but shes cool she likes the rineternt. idk wut she does prolly like aol ns tuff but shes cool and hey you guys try to act like im cool (duh act? LOL!!!!) so then she will maybe go out with me 2[members only content] be havin some hot sexxx!

I’ve also added fubar membership! Get yours now only 39.99$ via Paypal and you can have access to members only content! If you arent a member you can still view the site but certain randomly chosen parts of posts will be edited out for members only! Do you part and help me out this hosting costs like 500$ a month!!!! So Hurry or the site might go away!!!!!!

pEZ OUT!

I’d like to inform everyone that I have bought fubar for 50,000USD. So now you will hear alot less about boring shit like stupid girls and alot more about stuff I wanna write about.

So first post for the new fubar is about how kewl the new xbox wil be. It will be sooooooooooooooooooooooooo kelw. ok i heard that the processor is like 10 processors in 1 processor and its lyk ok the graphics are lyk soooooooo good like u can see even hairs if u look really clsoe.

ok next post is abouuuuutt michael jackson lol hes a child molestor

ok next post is about starwars!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT TIL li comes out even tho it looks lyk not that good but still im gonna ask my mom if shoull take me.

Everyone stay tuned there will be alot more cool stuff like this in the future from me. Also if you wanna email me and tell me about what you want me to put on here or if you have some cool pictures of planes email me here.

Wow. I almost forgot how thick Mega Drive (nee Genesis) gamecases used to be.

Sonic 3 = pwn0rz