The Goblet of Fire teaser just came out. Not too many good Hermione shots except for the one up above (which i think is from the third movie? i dunno, haven’t seen it yet).

Are they making a fifth movie with the same actors? They are getting a bit old though. Not that it’s a bad thing in Emma Watson’s case. The older the better.

Oh my. Has it really been almost a year since we last argued her ‘hitability’? Ahh. Good times.

I got my Safari running again. Not that i’ll ever really use it again. I think i’ll stick to Firefox. Even though it does seem to load pages a little slower. But that could just be my slow connection. Downloaded a bunch of extensions and stuff. Got the Tabbrowser Preferences, Adblock, Download Manager Tweak, Tab X Mac, Gmail Notifier, BugMeNot and Translate extension. Anything else i should have? I think i have pretty much all the basic stuff i need. Oh and i’m also using the Brushed theme to make it look like Safari.

[/Firefox virgin]

ps: is everyone waiting for me to go back to posting about boobies?

OHHHHJAHHHHH! YEAHHHHHHH! JAAHHHH! OH! OH! OHH! OOH! BOAH! IAHH! BOAAHHH! BOAH! BOAH! GIBS MIR! AH ICH KOMME! ICH KOMME! FESTER! SCHNELLER! GLEICH IST ES SOWEIT! OOH! OH! MACH WEITER! ZEIGS MIR! BOAH JAJAJA! GLEICH! GLEICH! OH WIE GEIL! WEITER! WEITER! BIST DU GEIL! BIST DU LECKER! AHJA! WOAHH! WOAAAH! OOOHHH! JAAAA! ICH BIN SOWEIT! ICH ICH KO… KO…KOMME! AHHH JAAHHHH! OH…..PUUUUHHHH… SCHNARCH… SCHNARCH

I’ve always wondered what German porn would be like. I’d imagine it to be a little something like that. Please correct me if i’m wrong.

You know what i love? When you take a nice big shit, and once you’re all done and ready with your wad of TP, you reach all the way over to wipe your asshole, you wipe, and then… no shit stain! That… is the perfect poop. It doesn’t happen often and sometimes, the first wipe can be deceiving, so you might just wanna go for that second safety wipe just to be sure… but when you still see no shit stain upon wiping that second time… then you’ll know. It’s the perfect poop.

Unfortunately the shit i just took was not so perfect. Two wipes and a safety wipe. Close, but no cigar.

I’ll tell you what i hate though. Those persistant little shits that take fucking over 10+ wipes to get clean. Which sometimes will lead to your damn toilet getting clogged up with tissue paper if you’re the type that actually flushes them all down the drain. You’ll know you’ve encountered these persistent shits when you’re up to like wipe no. 5 or 6 and you’re still getting shit stains everytime you go back for another wipe. I hate that. This is all, of course, assuming that you’re the type who actually takes the time to wipe your dirty asshole clean before putting you damn pants back on.

If not, then i hope you get into an accident and die in your dirty skidmarked underwear. YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!

Semi-related: SPS. The horror.

I’d like to invite both girls over for a little game of Touch Dic.

Touching is good.

My Safari is dead. I can’t get it to load up ever since i updated my Java thing with the system update last night. So i’m using Firefox right now. It’s not bad. I downloaded a theme to make it look like Safari. Plus a bunch of extensions and stuff. Adblock. Tabbrowser Preferences. Download Manager Tweak. Nifty.

Just have to get used to everything. The only thing i really don’t like is how the tabs don’t have their own individual X buttons (to close them). There’s only one and it’s all the way to the right of the tab bar. It should be on all the tabs, just like in Safari. I hate having to move the pointer all the way to the right just to close a tab. I could just right click and close but that’s just too much work. Mozilla should stop being faggots and add X’s to all individual tabs.

Anybody here running the new Tiger OS yet? I saw it when i was in Singapore. So sexy. I wonder what the next update will be called. Leopard? Sounds pretty gay compared to Jaguars and Panthers and Tigers.

I think i might just reinstall my Panther OS. Maybe that’ll get my Safari working again. I have no idea why it died like it did.

I’d say it’s about time i updated.

I’m just gonna pull out some random topics suggested by you in the comments for now.

“talk about chicks in singapore”

It was too hot to find anybody hot in Singapore. I mean, sure, there were a few hot chicks here and there, locals and foreigners (or “white people!” as i liked to call them ala Wondershowzen) alike, but since it was just so damn hot and humid that week, so no matter how hot and sexy some people were, you couldn’t help but know that they were probably sweating as bad you were and were all sticky and perspiring and shit. And that’s not hot.

You could tell us about all of the American businessmen you walked past, as they were walking toward the red-light district and their subsequent encounters with young boys. Of course, at the same time, that implies that you were walking out of that district, so maybe that’s a bad idea.

Where the hell is the red-light district anyway? I think it’s in Bugis or someplace. Didn’t they make a movie about that? Bugis Street. It was about transvestite hookers or something. And i don’t think tourists are into little boys here. Maybe in Thailand but not in Singapore. Smash and Dex should save up some money and fly over to Singapore someday. If i ever get a job and a place to live over there, i can bring them around town and they can satisfy their Asian hooker fetish. White people…

You should go to the movie theatres with a video camera and bootleg movies, then post them here.

I actually did go see a movie while i was in Singapore. Went to see Divergence. It was crap. The poster looked okay enough. Figured it would be at least something like Infernal Affairs. But it was not. The plot was all over the place, Aaron Kwok’s acting was awful, the on foot chase sequence was laughable because he had such a funny looking run, and only ONE hand to hand fight scene? (and this coming from the same guy who made New Police Story?) Disappointing.

“The most explosive action blockbuster in 2005!” MY ASS.

But hey, it did have that cute chick that was in that Eye flick.

Anyhow, i left the US on the 28th and stopped over in Japan for a bit. Was thinking about getting Electroplankton and Nintendogs over there but figured it would be cheaper to just get them in Singapore instead (stuffs usually cheaper in Singapore than anywhere else, and it was). Also wanted to buy some Japanese strawberry rice cake thingies but didn’t get any. Should have though. They looked yummy. The pics on that site have them in white. The ones i saw were pink. And speaking of things that i saw, i did see one or two harajuku girls walking about. That shit is bananas. B.a.n.a.n.a.s.

Funny thing about Japan is that they have their porn dvds lying out right in the open. Out in the open for all to see. Seriously. They make no effort to hide them like they do in the US over at FYE or wherever.

I was in Singapore for a lot longer than i was in Japan. Spent most of the time over at the Funan IT Mall looking at videogames and computer gadgets and crap. Also went down to Orchard Road (which is where i saw that stupid Divergence movie). Saw quite a few “White people!” at Orchard Road. Didn’t really go anywhere else other than that. Okay maybe a few more other places but nothing really worth posting about.

One thing that surprised me was that Forza was already out in Singapore way before the game was out in the US. Almost a week earlier. Would’ve picked it up but it was the NTSC/J version and they didn’t have the U/C version in yet. Plus i don’t have my XBOX modded so i can’t play it. Besides, even if i did have it modded, i wouldn’t be able to play it on XBOX Live. Or would i? I haven’t really looked into the world of XBOX modding. But last i heard, Microsoft was banning machines that had mods on them. Regardless if you were playing legit or bootleg games, if they found out your box was modded in anyway; instaban. Is that still the case? I’d get my box modded if it’ll still let me play on Live. I hear they have switches or something so you can turn off the mod chip and be able to go online.

I bought a P$P in the US before i left (US$250 compared to the S$600 it would’ve cost in Singapore) and it’s being a complete faggot and not letting me get online with the Wipeout Pure browser hack. I did everything it said i should and i still keep getting that damn Wipeout Pure download screen instead. Faggy. I guess i’ll just have to wait for the official browser to come out. And it better be out as a firmware update. Fuck Sony if it’s going to be on a UMD (but i’d probably buy it anyway because Sony already made me its bitch by having me spend all that money on a PSfuckingP so i might as well).

Anyhow, here’s a picture i took of all the crap that’s on my bed right now. Haven’t really had time to put things away properly. I still have clothes and crap lying around everywhere.

But i’m so out of the loop! What’s new? What should i post about?

I am alive in Singapore!

This movie needs to be unleashed RIGHT NOW.