fubar is number 1 when you search for donkeyfuck on MSN Search.

This reminds me of the time fubar was number 1 for anal donkey fucking on Google.

Funnily enough, check out the third result for that donkeyfuck MSN search. Ahh forum war memories.

And speaking of MSN Search, what about that fake blog of theirs eh? It’s fucking pathetic. Just like McDonald’s Lincoln Fry attempt.

Note that ThatPepsiGirl is still listed on that fake blogs site. Ha ha ha. Idiots. I made that Pepsi Girl site fools. I rule. I should be hired to make fake blogs. Out of all those sad attempts of fake blogs trying to be real, only mine is the realest! Because it actually is real! But it looks fake! I rule at making real fake fake blogs that blur the line between fake and real.

Conclusion: i just plain rule.

Well shit. That’ll teach me to go out looking like a slob again.

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Just got done watching Racing Stripes. Good movie! I was actually really into it, despite the all too predictable ‘everything will turn out alright in the end’ type plot. But it’s a kids movie so whaddaya expect. It’s really not bad though. If you liked Babe, you’ll probably like this. I don’t think it’s playing in theaters anymore but it’s worth a download at least. It’s good for a couple of laughs. And it’s pretty star studded too. I didn’t even realize Mandy Moore was in it (well, her voice is anyway). But who cares about Mandy Moore! The movie’s all about Hayden Panettiere to me (who you can actually see onscreen).

It’s official. I’m lovin’ this girl. She’s on my watch list from now on. I need to go see more of her movies. Which means i’ll probably have to watch that damn Ice Princess flick with Michelle Trachtenbeast in it. Oh well. It’ll be worth it for Hayden. She’s perfection. Not too fat, not too skinny. Just nice. Love that baby fat. Too bad she’ll lose it though. She’s cute with it. But she’ll probably be beautiful without. Just you wait and see in a coupla years. I mean just look at that profile shot now. I say hot DAMN. That’s hot.

Speaking of hot starlets in kiddie movies, the new Herbie trailer is out. It looks… like crap. But hey, Lindsay Lohan’s in it. Pre-boob shrinkage.

Mmmmmbooooobieeesssss.

I look at that picture and i think to myself, “It’s good to know that she has puffy nipples”. And then i smile.

That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

Just got a e-mail from teh Maxim editor guy.

“Yup. It’s official. People can look for an interview and photo of Mandy in the May issue of Maxim magazine. Thanks for the help, man.”

Yup. It’s official. I rule.

How many people can say that they got a hot model featured in Maxim magazine because of some dumb website they made. Well… maybe a few. But i’m one of the few. THAT RULE.

I RULE.

I wonder if i’ll get mentioned. Maybe the whole stalker angle will be played up. That’d be funny. And even if i don’t get mentioned, i can still say that i got her into Maxim. I’m going to get two copies of that issue and frame one.

HOLLA ATCHA BOY MAXIM.

Hayden Panettiere. What a slutty mcslutslut. Well.. at least with all that makeup on. But i’m sure she’s a nice girl in real life though. Natch.

Nevertheless, i think i love her. She’s only 15 (!) so there’s still like three years of PG to PG-13 movies in store for her. So she’s still got a lot of growing up to do. As if she isn’t already all ‘grown up‘. Heh.

Coincidently:

“I hate how people say i’m growing up fast” – Hayden

The faster the better i say.

I still haven’t seen Racing Stripes and i’m not sure if i’ll watch Ice Princess (especially not with Michelle Trachtenfugly in it). But i’m downloading Racing Stripes right now so i can get a little bit more acquainted with her work.

Speaking of PG-13, did anybody watch that episode of Law & Order: SVU about two weeks ago? She played an underage porn star/hooker. I literally did a double take when i saw that. I was like “Hayden??”. You know, with the way she’s been posing in photoshoots, and with that role on Law & Order, she practically already has her foot in the door towards being in R rated teen movies. Michelle Tractenfugly’s already done one (EuroTrip). So it’s definitely within the realm of possibility for her to be in one.

Whether or not she’ll show some T&A when that time comes, depends on what kind of image she’d like for herself. But you know how these Hollywood starlets can fuck up sometimes. Just look at Anne Hathaway with that accidental see through dress. And teh Lohan and that one Olsen Twin.

But i digress. I’m sure she’ll turn out to be a good, respectable actress.

<3 Hayden

– Mar 2 1993 –

Amanda refuses to use any words with the letter “J” in them. Ignores her friends Jason and Janet to avoid explanation.

Oh Amanda. Why aren’t you in more movies. Actually that probably wouldn’t make a difference because even though i have Big Fat Liar and What A Girl Wants on DVD, i still haven’t actually seen them yet. But i still love you. Despite not having seen any of your work. With the lone exception of that one episode of What I Like About You that i downloaded a coupla weeks ago. I’d try watching your show on TV every week but isn’t it on the WB? Only girls watch the WB.

I see you have a new movie that’s currently in post production right now. There used to be a trailer for it online but apparently it’s been taken down. Regardless, it’ll probably be the first movie of yours i’ll actually make an effort to watch. Because it’s a beach movie. And beach movies mean bikinis. And that means Amanda Bynes in a bikini. Mmmm. Hopefully it’s fat Amanda in a bikini and not skinny Amanda. But either way, i still love you. I think i have a thing for chicks with puffy faces.

Here’s a collection of fubar inspired songs written and performed by Trip.

A shitty throwaway blogspot site that i made got itself linked on wired, msnbc, gizmodo, ipodlounge and literally HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of other sites all around the world. I made That Pepsi Girl into a worldwide online phenomenon ala Ellen Feiss. All based on her 13 seconds of TV screen time. I rule.

I’ve always wanted to make a meme site. Never actually thought i’d hit it that big on my first try.

I need to remind myself to e-mail that entertaiment editor guy from Maxim magazine tomorrow to ask about the whole Mandy Amano interview thing to see how that’s going. Can you believe it? I got contacted by Maxim and i’m practically getting someone who probably would’ve gone next to unnoticed into Maxim magazine. All because of a stupid blog that i made. Okay well it’s not a 100 percent lock yet. There still might be a chance that the interview piece won’t get published. I’m not even sure if it’s gonna be in print or on maximmag.com. But either way, it’s still Maxim baby. Twinkle twinkle. And hey, i might even get mentioned if the interview ever sees the light of day. HOLLA.

Coincidently i just got the March issue of Maxim in the mail today. Jennifer Love Hugetits is on the cover. She talks about her bazonkas in the issue.

“I’m fascinated with the Jennifer Love Hewitt breast site, where people speak about what outfits they look best in. It’s fantastic. I think it’s the funniest thing ever, and I love that there are people who spend their time doing it.”

Well shit. If that’s what celebs think of creepy fansites, then i need to start covering all bases. Pepsi girl site here, Hayden Panettiere devotion site there… soon, i’ll have every celeb mentioning all my creepy fansites in Maxim magazine.

Oh and that Grace Park person is in there too. Who the hell is she and why do people like her. She’s not hot. She makes my penis sad. You are all fags for liking her. Especially sm4shy.

Dakota Fanning > Grace Park

So how scary is Dakota Fanning. She’s like 10 (well.. 11 now. at least since February 23rd) and yet she’s so well spoken and mature and stuff in interviews. I think she’s an alien. It’s obvious. She definitely has a penchant for alien movies. She’s been in Taken. And she’s gonna be in War Of The Worlds. Plus Steven Spielberg obviously loves her. He put her in Taken AND War Of The Worlds. Plus he also made Close Encounters Of The Third Kind. AND he put an alien at the end of A.I. So you know what that means. He’s probably an alien too.

Dakota Fanning = Alien Lifeform

But i like Dakota Fanning. Mostly because i think she’s a good actor. Man On Fire was one of my top movies of 2004. She was pretty good in Taken too. I was glued to that series. Despite the cop out ending. Typical Spielberg. I recently saw Hide And Seek. Boy, what a shitty movie. Shitty ending i should say. The premise was good 70% of the way but then came that stinker of an ending that was 15 minutes too long. Good thing i didn’t pay a single cent to watch that pile-o-crap (hooray bittorrent!). The only good thing about that movie was Dakota Fanning really.

When i saw the trailer for that movie for the first time, i was like “pssh. who the hell is that Dakota Fanning wannabe”. It wasn’t until a coupla weeks later did i realize that it actually WAS Dakota Fanning. Didn’t recognize her with the black hair.

Go pick up the Man On Fire DVD and listen to the commentary track on that. Actually DON’T pick up the Man On Fire DVD YET because they’re double dipping it but DO listen to the commentary track when/if you get it. If not for the fact that they let a 9 year old watch an R rated movie (which is pretty amusing in itself when you think about it really hard) then at least for listening to this girl speak.

I’d put her up there with Jojo in terms of “I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’S ONLY __ YEARS OLD AND YET SHE TALKS LIKE AN ADULT!”

The only thing that differentiates her from Jojo is that i’d fuck the shit out of Jojo. You know she’s loose. She probably already hit that shit with Lil Bow Wow. HOLLA!

sm4shy: how do you spell intice?
sm4shy: entice?
psykotik2k: entice
psykotik2k: you lose at english
psykotik2k: i bet dakota fanning can spell entice

11 year old Dakota Fanning > 31 year old sm4shy

Well shit. I was hoping to get all my shit together by February 23rd just so that i could launch the new site on Dakota Fanning’s birthday but i guess i missed that boat.

But happy birthday anyway Dakota Fanning! 11 years old! HOLLA!

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