Anne. When the hell is Havoc coming out.

And come on now. Stop teasing.

Just a little heads up for those of you who’re interested. NBC’s broadcasting a rerun of Law & Order: SVU tonight. The episode where Hayden Panettiere plays a little whore. Now if that isn’t Must See TV then i don’t know what is.

Yes. Oh yes.

Speaking of Must See TV, anybody here watch The Contender? It’s actually pretty good so far. I’ll definitely be on board for the whole season. Looking forward to the next episode on Sunday. I don’t know much about boxing but you don’t really need to to enjoy the show. It’s not so much the boxing but the human drama that hooks you in. It’s good stuff. Can’t wait for the inevitable showdown between Ishe and Ahmed. I think it’s gonna go down on Sunday’s episode. Bittorrent the first two episodes if you missed it. Definitely worth it in my opinion.

The Americanized version of the BBC sitcom The Office looks pretty promising. I haven’t seen the original British version but apparently it’s really good. This isn’t the first time NBC has tried Americanizing British sitcoms. They did the same thing with Coupling and it completely failed. We’ll just have to wait and see how the new Office will fare. I think it’ll do a lot better though judging from the promos.

Anyhow.. Law & Order: SVU tonight! Hayden Panettiere!

She visits fubar you know.

She can be extremely plastic looking at times.

Plastic looking smile. Plastic looking boobs (i don’t think i’ve ever seen them bounce. not to say they’re fake; they’re obviously real, but they just look really firm and not very jiggly. like plastic!).

And hell, she was even one of the Plastics in Mean Girls. Which was an awesome movie by the way. Almost possibly even better than Bring It On (best movie ever. next to Titanic. which is the bestest movie ever).

I have some truly scary looking Lacey pics but i’ll save those for another time. But for now, enjoy some pretty good Lacey pics. Looking very elegant in a gold dress.

Oh Amanda. You’re so beautiful. Finally got the hi res pics from the Robots premiere. So enjoy the Bynes-y goodness that is Amanda.

Alright. You all rag on me for popping a million or two off to Susan Sarandon. So hows about that daughter of hers then? Eva Amurri. Yes? No?

No? Fine.

Okay i admit, i only do it because of they have amazing racks. Like mother like daughter. Fleshy mound goodness.

On an unrelated note, what the FUCK happened to Dominique Swain? Where did she go wrong? She was hot in Lolita. Hot in that nude PETA ad. Hot in these photoshoots. But look at her now! What happened?!

This makes my penis very sad Dominique.

Okay seriously. How is this girl even a star. SHE’S FUCKING UGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY.

I am, of course, talking about Michelle Trachtenberg. Although i could also be talking about Jessica Alba, Brooke Burke and Eliza Dushku amongst other people.

That said, i have decided that i will most definitely watch Ice Princess despite the presence of teh Trachtenfugly. Because i just saw a TV spot that mentions Hayden Panettiere’s character as being a rival/friend to Michelle’s character. And you know what that means. Hayden will most definitely be the bitch of the movie! At least i hope so!

That would be so hot. Hayden; with a bitchface. You know she can pull it off. Bitchfaces can be hot on the right girl. Mandy Moore had an awesome bitchface in The Princess Diaries. She was so bitchy that i wanted to fuck her. Teach her a lesson yanno? But on the oppposite end, an example of a not hot bitchface is Kate ‘what the hoof?!’ Playground. Okay so maybe that’s not really her last name but you know who i mean. What a bitchface. That i wouldn’t fuck.

Oh and yeah, Michelle Trachtenberg is ugly.

Alright. Own up. Who’s been searching for me and lurking around on the new site. Come on now. I know you’re out there. Don’t be afraid. I’m just curious. Go ahead and leave comments. It’s always nice to see new names around. Don’t be a stranger.

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Oh Amanda. Do you know how good you’d look if you could just put on just a little more weight? Not too much though. Don’t want you to be a fatty mcfatfat.

Go back to how you were two years ago. Mmmm yummilicous.

Speaking of two years ago, remember the time when people used to think that i was Avril Lavigne? Some guy once thought i was Amanda Bynes too. God, i love/hate stupid people.

Anyhow, that up there is Amanda at the premiere of that new Robots movie she’s in (voice only though). I don’t have any hi res pics from the event but i do have some extremely hi res pics of Lacey Chabert.

Have fun trying to look for her nipple.

Seacrest out!

I’m thinking about replacing the header of the site with a new pic. But it’s hard to find a picture that’s good enough to take it’s place. I mean, come on, that pic up there, that’s like the bestest pic in teh universe! It’s masturbatory heaven! Plus it has Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff! IN THE SAME ROOM! I wonder what that shoot must’ve been like.

There was this other pic that i wanted to use as a replacement, but i couldn’t get it to work out. Mostly because of all the text on it. I’d have to be like a photoshop master to be able to get rid of it all and make it look like it was untouched.

The other pic vs. the current layout pic.

Oh well. I’ll probably just stick to using this one for a while longer. Besides, i won’t be able to make anymore pedo jokes if i have a bunch of oldies adorning the site.

Speaking of oldies, what about that Susan Sarandon eh? What a hottie. Maybe i should have Susan Sarandon up there. That’d be hot. I wish i was Tim Robbins.

What the hell? I could’ve sworn Doom 3 was getting released March 8th. And now it’s April 3rd? Fuck that. I need a new game to play (besides GT4). So i picked up Brothers In Arms: Road To Hill 30 to tide me over. So far it’s shaping up to be a hell of a game. The opening prologue will blow you away! INTENSE. I’d put it up there with the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. IMMERSIVE. This is pretty much the best war game out there right now. And based on a true story too!

IGN – 9.3 of 10 (EDITOR’S CHOICE)
Gamespy – 5 of 5 (EDITOR’S CHOICE)
TeamXBOX – 9.4 of 10 (EDITOR’S CHOICE)
1UP – 9 of 10

Two thumbs up. Rated M for Mature!

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