It’s that time of year again. Time for starlets to flock to Cannes. Not for the film festival, but to frolic under the Mediterranean sun in their bikinis on multi-million dollar yachts owned by rich old men who bought them for this express purpose.

It’s a tough life, but someone has to do it…might as well be Hayden.

UPDATE: Another day, another bikini…

Nice work, if you can get it.

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: A dozen new pics added, and some better res versions of ones that were already up. Enjoy! ^_^

ZOMGWTF MOAR UPDATE: Evidently, the paparazzi in France have employed the use of sharks with frickin’ cameras attached to their heads. Anyhoo, here’s two dozen new pics, including some more booty shots.

See Miley in the Bahamas. See Miley at the beach. See Miley wearing a bikini.

What more do you need to know about these pics?

ps. Yes, she’s still sixteen.

Demetria Devonne Lovato makes her fubar debut based on these candids taken of her at a charity event.

The 16-year old starlet has been in several TV shows/movies, mostly on the Disney Channel, but she’s probably best known for being Selena Gomez’ BFF.

FUN FACT: Demi’s mom was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.

Maxim is set to release their annual list of the hottest celebrity ladies this Wednesday, but it leaked early (of course), and I have to say that I never would’ve guessed who made it as numero uno.

Here are pics of the Top 10.

The bottom half of the Top 20 went this way: Jessica Biel, Leighton Meester, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry, Gina Carano, Britney Spears, Marisa Miller, Chan Marshall, Moon Bloodgood.

If you still have dial-up interweb access and these pics are too hi res for your tubes to handle, just check with egotastic later this morning and I’m sure you’ll find some crappy lo res versions. kekeke ^_^

The fact that she’s aware that she’s a MILF makes this short doubly awesome.

Happy Mother’s Day!

FAP AWAY.

Vid #1 (Breasts – 22.1 MB)

Vid #2 (No Nudity – 16.2 MB)

Vid #3 (No Nudity – 12.1 MB)

Vid #4 (Brief Breasts – 9.8 MB)

(Thanks for the heads up Nobody!)

UPDATE:

Color corrected versions of the boobie scenes! For optimal fappability.

Vid #1

Vid #2

Hard to believe Samara hasn’t made a fubar appearance since those bikini pics back in ’07. That’s gonna change right now, dammit.

Apparently, 18-year old Daveigh is trying to get a music career off the ground, and what better way to jumpstart that than by posing with a guitar in some tiny cutoff denim shorts?

For anyone who wants to hear what kind of pipes Miss Chase has, here’s a song she’s got posted up on a music site.

Piercing blue eyes FTW.

It’s been almost a year since we’ve had a Petra post. To long yep to long.

Here she is in an icy hot photoshoot from April’s issue of D Magazine in Italy.

I figured it might be better to do a NSFW post on the weekend when most people aren’t at W. Amirite?

I took it off before my career took off, posing for these pics when I was 18 or 19.

But I’d already gone nude on the silver screen when I was just 17.

Who am I?

Note to the starlets of the 21st century: getting naked didn’t seem to hurt this woman’s career, something to think about when you are obsessively having those no-nudity clauses written into your contracts.

I’m really amazed that this isn’t just a fake movie trailer like the ones you see in Grindhouse (Planet Terror/Death Proof).

This movie actually exists and is apparently coming out (on UK DVD) May 18th.

I should probably mention that it stars Ron Jeremy’s penis.

When a ferocious blizzard strands the cast and crew of an adult film shoot, the ragtag band of eccentric heroes must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien menace which has literally possessed the casts largest member — Ron Jeremy (naturally)

After slaying Ron, his detached penis embarks on a spree of carnal carnage on a colossal scale. With the help of a half-crazed Vietnam vet (Russ Meyer legend Charles Napier), haunted by his own wartime experience with this alien fiend, the race is on to trap and destroy this penile predator before there are more victims of its vicious, utterly unique method of murder.

Starring adult film legends Ron Jeremy & Veronica Hart and Buffy The Vampire Slayer pin-up Amber Benson, One Eyed Monster is an outrageous and spectacular homage to the classic sci-fi horror of “Alien” and “The Thing”. Its also a thrilling, throbbing, thoroughly depraved comedy which dares to invade the parts other aliens can only dream of!