ZHANG ZIYI TOPLESS ON THE BEACH!? WHY YES!

Wow. I don’t think anybody ever saw this coming. Who would’ve thought the first topless beach pics of 2009 would be of Zhang Ziyi?

(you may know her from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Rush Hour 3 Rush Hour 2 and that Memoirs of a Geisha flick)

Pics are unfortunately not in hi res and worst of all, watermarked to shit, but will be replaced with better ones should they ever appear online.

And yes, that certainly is a picture of a dude burying his face into Zhang Ziyi’s ass.

UPDATE:

Bigger and tagless:

Hilary Duff

Fappy New Year, everybody! ^_^

Is it cool if I kick off 2009 with a post of outtakes from Hilary’s photoshoot for the January issue of Maxim? Alrighty, then…

Leggy Duffster is leggy.

FAPPY NEW YEAR!

Only about an hour late (server was down for a bit earlier plus i was busy taking a shit between then and now) but HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009! (by my count over on this side of the world at least. it’s still 2008 in some parts and yah, fyi, this blog runs on EST).

Here’s hoping that we see some new, never-before-seen nudity from some of our favorite starlets in the new year ^_^

Who do YOU have on your wishlist??

UPDATE:

As a year end bonus (more like, slowness, hurhurhur), here are those Katy Perry beach pics that were mentioned in the comments of the last post. I gotta admit, i didn’t actually bother looking at them up until now and i wish i’d done so earlier!

Yummy bod is yummy.

Based on these pics, i’d put Katy Perry on my list for 2009.

So once again, who would you have on your wishlist??

HO HO HOS

In the comments of the Olivia post someone said, “AB, this had better not be all we get for a Christmas post.”

Well, thanks to Danielle Lloyd and a bevy of boobilicious Brit babes you get one more post filled with bouncy holiday cheer.

Updates from me might be spotty (more than usual) from here through New Year’s as I’ll be traveling around the South to various family get-togethers. But I’ll have my trusty PowerBook by my side, and I’ll try to check in when I get the chance.

Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good night! ^_^

Olivia Munn

HO! HO! HO!

Merry Xmas from the adorable Miss Munn.

I’d like to jingle her bells.
I’d like to deck her halls.
I’d like to sit on her lap and tell her I’ve been a good girl.

There’s lots more just waiting, feel free to join in. ^_^

Hilary Duff

Maxim decided to kick off the new year of babes with Teh Duffster on their January cover as an example of ‘Young Hot Hollywood’.

This may be relevant to your interests…

In that film (Stay Cool) Duff portrays a sexy high school student who seduces a visiting author.

Winona Ryder also stars in it, so something tells me that Justin will be all over this one.

EMMA WATSON ON GOING NUDE

She still loves acting, naturally — she would even, steady chaps, go nude.

“Yes,” she says. “For Bernardo Bertolucci. It… depends. I’m not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job.”

– The Sunday Times

Fact: British girls always go nude sooner or later.

AB UPDATE: Needs moar pics. Like these from the premiere of the movie Emma did voice work for.