…WAUGH!

UPDATE 1:

Replaced the collage above with a better higher res version.

And now in separated gallery form too!

UPDATE 2:

Video of the scene for download!

Anybody seen the new Roots video, the one with pornstar Sasha Grey?

I’m still trying to figure out wtf’s going on in it!

Somebody spell it out for me!

FUN FACT: Sasha Grey’s manager once e-mail me. True story.

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These pics would’ve probably meant more if she hadn’t just turned 18!

Nevertheless… needs more lips!

This pic would probably be hotter if it was a red bra.

UPDATE:

WUT.

Apparently MSNBC says this isn’t Miley!

That’s not Miley Cyrus baring her bra

A look-alike causes a stir by baring skin on the Internet

NEW YORK – Is that Miley Cyrus flashing some skin?

Less-than-wholesome photos of a girl bearing a close resemblance to the 15-year-old superstar are making the rounds on the Internet.

One photo shows the Cyrus look-alike tugging at her white tank top to reveal a green bra. In another shot, she flaunts her bare midriff while draped over a young male, who rests his hand on her hip. Another shot shows her cuddling up to the same guy.

This isn’t the first time risque photos of someone resembling Cyrus have circulated online. In recent months, shots have surfaced of a girl posing in her underwear and bikini.

Cyrus, star of the TV show “Hannah Montana” and role model for countless young girls, is one of the biggest — and most G-rated — acts in the country. Cyrus’ “Best of Both Worlds” tour sold out arenas, and her successful 3-D concert film collected $31.3 million in its opening weekend in February.

The upcoming “Hannah Montana” movie will be filmed in Tennessee and Los Angeles, beginning early next month. The movie is scheduled for release May 1, 2009.

The actress-singer’s publicists Jill Fritzo and Meghan Prophet didn’t return messages from The Associated Press seeking comment. An assistant to Cyrus’ manager, Jason Morey, referred the AP to Prophet.

Pictures of braless Leelee Sobieski and braless (i’m assuming, needs more front view) Eva Amurri hanging out together are FTW!

Gallery includes collages of Leelee in a corset from some movie called Walk All Over Me.

FACT: Sometimes, i like to fap to porn star Avy Scott and pretend she’s Leelee Sobieski.

Pixeloo is at it again, this time untooning Jessica Rabbit!

(His previous untoons include Mario and Homer)

Click for hi res!

FACT: I fapped to the toon version in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

VERDICT: Would fap to the untooned version too.

Hollywood has made another movie that seems to be aimed squarely at the fubar demographic.

The Babysitters is essentially a remake of Risky Business, except that Tom Cruise is now a 16-year old high school girl who starts sleeping with the father of one of the families she babysits for, who pays her to keep quiet about the affair. And instead of her rounding up a bunch of local whores to pimp out of her house, she gets some of her friends from school to start turning tricks with other dads around the neighborhood under the guise of a “babysitting” business. Nice.

This movie has been searching for a distributor since 2006 (shocking), and it looks like it will finally get some sort of release on May 9.

Jack Bauer’s little girl is on the cover of the May issue of Maxim.

I’m not sure what she’s got going on right now that would land her the front of a magazine, but she’s gonna be back on TV soon in a remake of a Brit series called Ny-Lon. Elisha will play a New York literacy teacher/record store clerk who embarks on a transatlantic romance with a London stock broker. Yeah, I know…

Oh, and she was also in some recent movie where she has a topless scene with Christian Slater. But I’m sorry to report that the bare boobs belong to a body double.

to bad yep to bad

I doubt there are very many charities that can claim this much yumbyness at one of their events.

Miss Nemcova and Miss Refaeli attended a function for the Somaly Mam Foundation which crusades against sexual slavery.

I’m sure there might be a snarky joke in there somewhere, but I’ll leave that to our esteemed readers…

Here are some pics of Miss Cyrus from the recent Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.

The ones that will likely be of most interest are the ones of Smiley in the snug black catsuit she wore for her musical performance.

An enterprising person perv might be able to use image manipulation software to possibly uncover some jailbait cameltoe in one or two of those. Maybe on your lunch hour or something… >_>

Oh yeah, I threw in a few of her in the dress she wore to attend the awards. Leggy!