Horrible pictures but BOOBS!!!!!!!!!

From Italian Vogue:

They don’t look as super puffy as before for some reason…?!

UPDATE: Pics replaced with better quality scans!

Teh Duffster was at the same event where Scarlett showed off her new rock. Only Hilary was showing off something else that is rumored to be a fairly recent acquisition…her new rack?

Some gossip blogs are speculating wildly that Hilary has had some chestal enhancement, but I’m not so sure I see anything more than the judicious use of tape and a good underwire bra.

So what’s the verdict?

Anyone notice something different about Scarlett in these pics taken the other night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala? No, I’m not talking about the tousled hairdo. Look at her left hand (assuming you can avert your gaze from her cleavage). Notice the big hunk of isometric-hexoctahedral latticed crystallized carbon on her ring finger?

That’s right, Scarlett is off the market. She’s engaged to Ryan Reynolds (lucky girl!)

If Justin wasn’t already married, I bet he’d be crying bitter tears of jealousy right about now.

Over Ryan…in case that wasn’t clear.

These pictures need to be more like these Jojo pictures.

During my web wanderings, I stumbled across a couple sex scenes from this odd looking movie that Ellen did back in 2004 (she was 17 at the time). And they aren’t even with other girls!

Don’t look to me for explanations as to why her head is half-shaved in one scene, or wtf is actually going on in this film. You can attempt to find some answers at the movie’s official site.

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Aw…little Dakota is growing up so fast.

She turned 14 at the end of February, and her controversial movie Hounddog is set to open in 500 theaters across the US on July 18th.

The pics are from a Lupus LA benefit she went to last Thursday night and the baggage claim area at LAX earlier this year.

J. Love was photographed at the Evening of Hope event for the American Cancer Society in Beverly Hills recently.

FUN FACT: Love has been in the Top 20 of FHM’s Top 100 Sexiest Women in the World list every year since 2002.

Hey everyone! I’m back from a week at the beach, as you may have noticed by the most recent Miley scandal post. Before you ask, yes I’m tanned and refreshed. ^_^

Much like myself, Olivia Munn got to strap on a bikini and hit the shore, only she did it in Jamaica and she got paid to do it (lucky!) Here are some pics she posted on her Myspace and some others taken during her trip to the Caribbean to shoot Attack of the Show’s 420 special.

While she was down there, she jumped off a cliff into the ocean and hurt her butt.

Yesterday I jumped off a 35-foot cliff and (spoiler alert) I’m pretty sure all of the water in the ocean is inside my ass.

Forced salt water enema FTL. 🙁

Hot on the heels of the green bra pics, Miley is evidently not finished giving the pervy public more fuel for jailbait fantasy fap sessions.

She was apparently snapped topless by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair clutching a sheet to her blossoming chest, and when the news of the spread recently broke, it set off a storm of recriminations and apologies.

Initially, Miley said of her sexy shoot,

“Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought it was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie. I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.”

But after seeing the finished product and getting wind of the early reactions to it, she had this to say,

“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

Disney’s official position on the matter?

A Disney spokeswoman, Patti McTeague, faulted Vanity Fair for the photo. “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year old in order to sell magazines,” she said.

Vanity Fair’s take?

Beth Kseniak, a spokeswoman for both Vanity Fair magazine and Ms. Leibovitz said, “Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.”

But the story doesn’t end there…

Evidently, not long after Smiley said sorry to her fans for the new racy pics, someone posted what they claim is an actual topless candid of the 15-year old star to numerous Facebook pages. The censored pic was posted on a well-known celeb blog, and I’ve seen the non-starred goods for myself and don’t know whether I believe it or not. I’ll leave it to the expert eyes of the fubar audience to decide…

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