One of *my* favorite Jews attended Fashion Week in NYC recently. Michelle was hopping from one designer’s show to another, with her bff Lydia Hearst joined at the hip.
I don’t really know where teh Trachtenbabe rates on my Hawt Jewess list. She’s up against stiff competition when you consider that Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are also Hebrew Hotties. I guess I’d put her in my Top 5 though…Happy New Year!
My personal number two Jew next to Natalie Portman.
FACT: There may be a serial Jew fucker posting around in the comments.
(e.g “…I like to fuck Jews,” “Jewish girls brings out the Fuhrer in me,” “Once I complete my personal Jihad against the infidels, my afterlife would comprise entirely of teen actresses mentioned throughout these posts.”)
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So I assume everyone here has already heard that Kristen is joining the cast of Heroes for 13 episodes this fall? She made the wise choice and picked them over Lost. Good call. FTW.
Heroes returns for Volume 2 on September 24…squeee!
Oh, these pics were taken on the red carpet at the Creative Arts Emmys this past weekend.
It’s been 16 years since Wicked Game, but the girl who made Michael Hutchence horny enough to tie a belt around his neck while fapping for great justice is still lookin damn good.
Hot enough at 38, that GQ tapped her for their October issue.
Whenever my head is like a maze, I turn to the easy things in life, the things that mean the most to me: Sex and cheese.
WTF? o_O
FUN FACTS: Helena is a Christmas baby, and was Miss Denmark at 18.
You know what? I actually think i would.
WHO’S WITH ME?
The question is, will she end up just like her sister in the years to come?
Place your bets!
For the record, Vanessa Anne Hudgens: does nothing for me. Hence, she gets the proverbial “DO NOT WANT” from me. It’s probably because she has a Mila Kunis kind of thing going on. And i hate Mila Kunis.
Nevertheless, check this out. If you superimpose Vanessa’s nude photo on top of this photo:
YOU GET X RAY VISION!
I have no words for this. It’s not exactly Britney at her worst but it’s definitely not Britney at her best either.
OUT OF SHAPE.
As in most train wrecks, it was hard to focus on just one thing as the Britney Spears disaster unfolded. There was just so much that went wrong.
Out-of-synch lip-synching. Lethargic movements that seemed choreographed by a dance instructor for a nursing home. The paunch in place of Spears’ once-taut belly. At times she just stopped singing altogether, as if even she knew nothing could save her performance.
– MSN TV
UPDATE:
For your viewing pleasure!
(BUMPING UP AN OLD POST BECAUSE THIS DOESN’T WARRANT A NEW ONE)
FUCK FUCK FUCK. okay. so. FUCKING NEW SERVER PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
GOD. what a fucking nightmare it’s become. so remember when i needed help with that new server? well, i finally got it up and running right, moved the entire site over and for a while all was fine and dandy. then the server went down. okay. so i have it rebooted. then it’s fine again. then it’s down again. ok. so i have it rebooted again. then it’s down. FUCK. so i have it rebooted. then it’s seemingly fine. THEN IT ALL GOES TO HELL. php errors, missing core wordpress files, FUCKED UP MYSQL DATABASES (looked like somebody hacked it and entered some malicious code or something and totally fucked everything up. couldn’t even access anything on the server. it just wont load up. but whm works. and so does cpanel. except that i cant fucking get rid of one of the corrupted sql databases! it just wont be deleted. well fuck that. FUCK that new server. it’s been giving me grief for the past two weeks trying to get it up and running without problems. ENOUGH. i’m just gonna cancel that account, get a refund OR at least credit this server with the amount i paid for that other FUCKED UP server and just continue hosting the site on this old server.
since this server still had an older backup of the site from two days ago, before the move, it was missing almost 2 days worth of comments. so i had to retrieve the comments from the corrupted database, clean them up, then somehow insert them all back into the database on this old server. after literally 8 plus hours of fucking around with things, emailing tech support back and forth like 15 times, trying to figure out what the fuck just happened on the new server, and then desperately trying to get the site back online on the old server, i think i have everything back to normal now. oh. forums are offline for now until i can restore all the missing posts from the past two days. too fucking tired to do it right now.
so. apologies for the downtime and i hope i don’t have to deal with any of this backend/server shit anymore!!!
Is anybody out there a pro at configuring the settings of a dedicated server using WHM cPanel?
I just got a new server and i’ve been trying to set it up myself but i’m at a complete loss at what to do and how to do it.
Basically, i’m trying to get the primary and secondary nameservers up and running so that i can point a domain name to that server.
And i need someone to do tech support for me! Because i’m like a complete noob at this kind of shit. Is anybody out there who’s willing to help out?
Please send me an e-mail at psykotik@gmail.com and i’ll explain what i’ve been trying to do (unsuccessfully) and hopefully you can fix things up all good and proper!
MUCH THANKS TO WHOEVER CAN HELP OUT.
Here’s Lacey giving us an oh so lovely view of her oh so lovely cleavage.
Know this: If the day ever comes, when pictures of Lacey Chabert, naked, surface on the internet ala Vanessa Hudgens, i’m going drop everything i’m doing and i will just fap to the pics right then and there. There will be NO time wasted. And it will be glorious.