Hey Justin!
I’m in the Big Apple for Fashion Week! Isn’t that cool?
What’s not cool is that everywhere I go that Michelle Trachtenbabe or whatever is at like every show! She’s always looking better than me, which makes me depressed, which makes me wanna eat. But that’s totally cool, cuz I keep nuts stored in my cheeks for just such an occasion! ^_^
Too Much Love:
JoJo
In light of my recent discovery of this celebrity Jew list, i may have to completely rearrange my top 10 celebrity Jews.
If i actually did have a top ten at least. I know i had a top two (Natalie Portman, Emmy Rossum), but apparently almost everyone in Hollywood is Jewish (Patricia Arquette! Amanda Bynes! Thora Birch! Isla Fisher! Jami Gertz! et al) so now i don’t even know who my number one is anymore!
One of *my* favorite Jews attended Fashion Week in NYC recently. Michelle was hopping from one designer’s show to another, with her bff Lydia Hearst joined at the hip.
I don’t really know where teh Trachtenbabe rates on my Hawt Jewess list. She’s up against stiff competition when you consider that Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are also Hebrew Hotties. I guess I’d put her in my Top 5 though…Happy New Year!
My personal number two Jew next to Natalie Portman.
FACT: There may be a serial Jew fucker posting around in the comments.
(e.g “…I like to fuck Jews,” “Jewish girls brings out the Fuhrer in me,” “Once I complete my personal Jihad against the infidels, my afterlife would comprise entirely of teen actresses mentioned throughout these posts.”)
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So I assume everyone here has already heard that Kristen is joining the cast of Heroes for 13 episodes this fall? She made the wise choice and picked them over Lost. Good call. FTW.
Heroes returns for Volume 2 on September 24…squeee!
Oh, these pics were taken on the red carpet at the Creative Arts Emmys this past weekend.
It’s been 16 years since Wicked Game, but the girl who made Michael Hutchence horny enough to tie a belt around his neck while fapping for great justice is still lookin damn good.
Hot enough at 38, that GQ tapped her for their October issue.
Whenever my head is like a maze, I turn to the easy things in life, the things that mean the most to me: Sex and cheese.
WTF? o_O
FUN FACTS: Helena is a Christmas baby, and was Miss Denmark at 18.
You know what? I actually think i would.
WHO’S WITH ME?
The question is, will she end up just like her sister in the years to come?
Place your bets!
For the record, Vanessa Anne Hudgens: does nothing for me. Hence, she gets the proverbial “DO NOT WANT” from me. It’s probably because she has a Mila Kunis kind of thing going on. And i hate Mila Kunis.
Nevertheless, check this out. If you superimpose Vanessa’s nude photo on top of this photo:
YOU GET X RAY VISION!
I have no words for this. It’s not exactly Britney at her worst but it’s definitely not Britney at her best either.
OUT OF SHAPE.
As in most train wrecks, it was hard to focus on just one thing as the Britney Spears disaster unfolded. There was just so much that went wrong.
Out-of-synch lip-synching. Lethargic movements that seemed choreographed by a dance instructor for a nursing home. The paunch in place of Spears’ once-taut belly. At times she just stopped singing altogether, as if even she knew nothing could save her performance.
– MSN TV
UPDATE:
For your viewing pleasure!