People always complain that they are getting screwed by politicians. Well, here’s a platform that I bet many of y’all can get excited about.

My name is Tania Derveaux…

I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400,000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I’m willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

Heavens! 80 a day?? My jaw hurts just thinking about it.

No idea how many takers she’s already got, so you fellas better hustle if you want your penis to be a stop on the Fellatio World Tour.

When i first read this, i immediately thought to myself, “Wow. This would be such a great short film”.

Funnily enough, after looking through the post again, i noticed it being categorized under “Possible Short Film, Possible Screen Play”

Gets me thinking about Before Sunrise/Before Sunset somewhat. Loved those movies.

LOLZ they’ve made Hermione’s boobies bigger for the IMAX poster of Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix.

Oh Hermione! How you’ve grown!

ADDED: Animated .gif of the difference!

Thanks stupid photoshop user!

UPDATE:

LONDON, May 6, 2007 (UPI via COMTEX) — Warner Bros. Pictures is under fire for an electronically enhanced photo of “Harry Potter” star Emma Watson advertising the newest installment in the series.

In the new poster for the version of the film for Imax 3D cinemas, the 17-year-old actress, who plays 15-year-old Hermione Granger, appears to have had her bust enhanced, The Mail on Sunday reported.

A similar photo in ads for the regular film version of “Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix” is un-altered.

The editor of a Harry Potter fan Web site, Melissa Anelli, said hundreds of fans have already posted angry messages.

“Emma Watson is playing a 15-year-old girl, and she herself is under 18,” she said. “I get the full heebie jeebies thinking about the person who sat there thinking: ‘Now, if we cinch her waist a bit, and inflate her bust a bit, and give her some dramatic lighting and more blonde hair, this would be a much better picture.'”

Warner Bros. released a statement saying the enhanced image was not approved.

“This is not an official poster. Unfortunately this image was accidentally posted on the Imax website. The mistake was promptly rectified and the image taken down,” the statement said.

Two words…

Side. Boob.

Nat gave the crowd a little peek at something called the Lower Manhattan Cultural Council’s Annual Spring Benefit, a.k.a. “The Downtown Dinner,” where they were honoring Bjork. Yeah, I’m scratching my head on that one too…

Sure her dress looks somewhat like a Hefty® bag, and the Band-Aids® on her arm aren’t the most fashion-forward accessory, but you certainly can’t argue with the Portman pertness.

VERDICT: Yumb.

Hi res pics of Jodie Sweetin sure are hard to find. There’s a buncha nice small ones over at this fansite of her looking pretty damn hot.

Found some recent pics of her partying in Las Vegas, a coupla of hi res ones of her (SIDEBOOBAGE) at the New York Minute premiere with the other Full House girls, and some caps of her on A&E probably talking about how she used to be hooked on meth and shit. Okay maybe not. It was an Olsen twins A&E biography thing but she HAS been on TV talking about her past addiction and stuff and how she went into rehab etc bla bla blah.

Also found some pics of her at Southern CT where she was giving talk about how meth is bad.

But enough! JUST GET A LOAD OF HER TITS.

GODDAMN THEY’RE FUCKING BIG I WOULD TOTALLY FAP TO THOSE THINGS IF THEY EVER GOT LOOSE AND IF SHE EVER STUMBLES ONTO THIS SITE AND READS ANY OF THIS SHE’LL PROBABLY BE ALL LIKE “HOW RUDE!”. PROBABLY.

Anybody here ever had a thing for her back in her old MTV days? I did. And i still do.

Here she is at the Race to Erase MS 2007 event with Tia Carrere (schwing!).

Long time, no fap?

FHM’s Sexiest Woman was Down Under at an advance screening of Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer in Sydney.

Oh, and she just turned 26 over the weekend…Happy Birthday, Jessica!

I still say she could stand to gain a few. I miss the Dark Angel curves.

to bad yep to bad

Some celeb cuties turned out for opening night of the New York City Ballet’s production of Romeo + Juliet.

Michelle Trachtenbabe, Camilla Belle and Rachel Leigh Cook got dressed up and went out for an evening of culture.

I wonder if this is based off of the Baz Luhrmann film? I loved that movie. Clare Danes was so pretty in her little angel wings.

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