JULIANNA ROSE MAURIELLO

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One of my most favorite things in the world is getting celebrity fanmail sent to my inbox. It’s happened before. Like back in 2002 when people thought i was Avril Lavigne. True story. Been starting to get a few Julianna Rose Mauriello fanmail now. Mostly from Europe. Like this one!

from: Agerbo
date: Mar 27, 2007 1:54 AM
subject: i like julianna`s dancing

hallo jullianna its me alex a. if you are comming ind can you then send a e-mail to me for i have some questions about lazy town and other things. :

“ps alex from denmark”

Also got this one from a “very enterteining and very intelligent boy” hoping that i could put him in touch with her. I think.

from: Jonathan
date: Mar 30, 2007 4:45 AM
subject: a favor

Hi a cordial greeting I knew that in a web page julianna rose mauriello reads messages of his(her,your) fans and I am a great admirer of her(it) and want that she writes to me and if she reads this mensage hope that it(he,she) answers me want that sweamos very good friends I am a very enterteining and very intelligent boy it is everything what I can say since the time ends his(her) good-bye and to wait re-put please answer me. This one is the direction of my and – mail:jonathan*******@yahoo.com

Can someone please decipher that e-mail for me because my head feels like it’s about to asplode from (re-re-re-re)reading it.

Anyway, here are some pics of Juls from her myspace. Including one of her humping another girl.

Pics gotted from the comments of this legendary post.

Oh and one more e-mail to share before i go.

from: lilrock
date: Apr 16, 2007 2:34 AM
subject: A .gif you might be interested in

…that’s if you haven’t seen it already.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8504/facesitmc4fy2.gif

That is SO WRONG. SO VERY WRONG.

Previous Lazytown posts for your perusal.

THORA BIRCH

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I’ve never actually seen Ghost World but i’ve heard that it’s a pretty good movie. I mean, come on, any movie that has both Scarlett Johansson AND Thora Birch in it can’t be that bad. Anyhow, i saw this picture of them together at what i presume to be the Ghost World premiere:

Also noticed that fact that they’ve both worn similar looking red dresses to other premieres and well, i just can’t decide who rocks the red dress the best.

Thora or Scarlett?

PS: I pretty sure everybody’s fapped to Thora in American Beauty. But did you realize she was only 17 when they filmed that window scene? FACT.

JOEY LAUREN ADAMS

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Chasing Amy hairdo > This hairdo

Yikes.

That said, she’s still one of my favorites. She needs to be in more movies.

PS: There is nothing wrong with the sound of her voice. Her’s AND Jennifer Tilly’s.

AMANDA BYNES

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She was at some charity event thing in Maui not too long ago (sporting that rather unfortunate blonde hair color) along with a coupla other stars, namely, Alyson Hannigan, Christina Applegate and Kate Bosworth.

Lose the color Amanda! And the top too while you’re at it.

UPDATE:

Added more pics of Amanda in the gallery above, a pic of all ladies in bikinis below AND numerous pics of Amanda in bikinis along with it.

CLASSIC MADCHEN AMICK

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From ‘Dream Lover’.

Anybody ever watch Twin Peaks back in the day? That show really had a lot of hot female cast members in it. I think i may have fapped to every single one of them.

Lara Flynn Boyle = FAPPED
Sherilyn Fenn = FAPPED
Madchen Amick = FAPPED
Joan Chen = FAPPED

Never fapped to Laura Palmer strangely enough. Wait… wasn’t she like completely butt naked in that ‘Vampires’ movie with James Woods? I stand corrected.

Sheryl Lee = FAPPED

AB UPDATE: Justin seems to leave it to me to bring the video goodness to y’all these days, which is made even worse by the fact that he has like a bazillion credits at celebritymoviearchive.com. What a lazy.