This Alanis Morissette video is totally made of WIN.

…until now!

So now the question is…

Keeley or Lucy? Who’s got the better boobies!?

Believe it or not, the Nickelodeon awards show actually draws some hotties. Although this year, I’m sad to report Jessica Alba was not among them. She’s looking entirely too skinny for my taste, and thus I will not be including her pics in this post. Go eat a burger or three, Jess…please. 🙁

Now on with the show!

Mandy Moore (been awhile since I’ve seen her dressed this sessy)

Hayden Panettiere (that first pic is absolutely yumb)

Jamie Lynn Spears (doesn’t have big sis’ boobs…yet.)

And to think it was only a year ago that teh Lohan was flashing the kiddies some ass. Time flies…

It’s been awhile since the best breasts in the West got some exposure here. Thank god for the May issue of FHM UK (and for Keeley’s rack).

And here are links for the good stuff…

Boobs 1
Boobs 2

FUN FACT: The March 2007 issue of FHM was the last in the States. Guess Maxim put them out of business.

Look at what i’m boughted from Singapore:

LOLZ ur not seein’ double thar.

Not pictured:

Spider-Man 2.1 – Unrated, Extended Cut (Two-Disc Deluxe Edition DVD)

The Departed (Two-Disc Special Edition DVD)

Sony Playstation 3 Blu-Ray DVD Remote

2 Wii Nunchuks

Didn’t get any Wii games (don’t really need to anymore since i got my Wii modded with a Wiikey. now all i have to do is just download games from alt.binaries.games.wii and burn them to DVD). But those 2 extra nunchuks now brings my existing Wii peripherals list to:

4 Wii remotes

4 Wii nunchuks

2 Classic Controllers

ftw!

ANYWAYZ so what’s new with u????

UPDATE:

Add me to your friends list!

My PSN name is: Psyko_2000

So does anyone here still care about teh Duff? Apparently, she’s got a new album coming out next Tuesday, and this is the video for the first single.

Um…someone needs to point out to Hilary that it’s called a bustier because you’re supposed to have some bust to put in it.

to bad yep to bad

Okay, Justin’s gone for the next few days, so here’s my best impersonation:

zomg Carla Gugino is teh hotsexpussyfuckballs. I’d like to bury my head in those huge milky boobs and sleep all day. Then wake up and fap for great justice to her meaty ass.

/fap

Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

I mentioned this movie in the comments of Justin’s post about Phoebe’s infamous Fast Times poolside scene and happened across a clip the other day, so I figured why not share?

The movie in question is Paradise, and Miss Cates was even younger (widely believed to have been 17) in this scene than when she donned the now-iconic red bikini and unleashed a boner epidemic on the world.

mmmmm…nubile wet Phoebe.

No updates from me this week. Unless i happen to stop by an internet cafe or something. Gonna be in Singapore till Friday so i’ll probably start posting again by this weekend, once i’m back. Till then, Angelbaby will be in charge. So go bug her for updates!

But before i go, here’s some important information about fisting that you should absolutely know about.