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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Keep it up!
From: Bri4dz@aol.com
Date: Thu, Sep 12 2002 10:06:28 PM EDT

Brian L.
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Dear unfortunate AOL user,

You are a moron.

Avril L.

Most people are usually shocked whenever they see me online on AIM. People that aren’t on my buddy list anyway. I had this one guy IM me once saying something like “Wow! I’ve had your SN on my list for a while now and this is the first time i’ve ever seen you on!”. To those who aren’t on there, it might seem like i’m only on like once a week but i’m actually on AIM 24/7. It’s just that i have everybody that isn’t on my list blocked (i have it set to ‘Allow only users on my buddy list’ so that… well… only users on my buddy list can contact me).

Occasionally i get bored and figure that it’d be nice to unblock everyone once in a while and talk to my ‘fans’ (*ehem*). So i set my privacy settings to ‘Allow all users to contact me’. And more often than not, i get like 300 people IMing me at the same time (okay maybe just like 10 people really…) saying things like:

Punk2490: hey

Goon702: hello

Punk2490: y did u put porn on ur website

IIXxJayJonesxXII: is this the Avril Lavigne impersonator?

fezy101: your site is good

Coochiterian: whats up with you and avril

EyEz World: Avril?

Beachboy33614: i herd you were Avril?

porch80: avril?

ToMs39GiRL182: so ur the kid who hates avril?

Coop5510: hey, just wanted to tell you that i luv the site

Droog1601: Hey, I just wanted to say that I really enjoy your site.

Kavlang: I’d just like you to know that I think you’re fuckin’ A.

DubU2584: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA BAD IN A GOOD WAY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!….and….SO DO BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYEEEEEAAAAAA!

barlowsinclair: what’s Suzi’s new website? I love that girl so much!

I especially love it when people IM me and then go:

syrumdetox: who are you and why are you on my buddy list?

Or when someone thinks:

MC tRiP 21: it must suck being canadian
psykotik2k: i’m not canadian

Or when people don’t realize that i have my away message up and think that i’m actually talking to them:

LiLpInAyBaBe5398: Hey
Auto response from psykotik2k: The answer is NO
LiLpInAyBaBe5398: HuH?
LiLpInAyBaBe5398: WATEVER C YA

After a while i usually get swamped with IMs and it starts to get overwhelming so i have everyone blocked again. I don’t know why people would want to talk to me anyway. I’m really boring.

Anyway, i think it’s e-mail time.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Props
From: “Nicholas” nicholasnguyen@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, Sep 11 2002 7:06:19 PM -0500

And, Man, i think it’s so funny that people actually think your Avril or that your site is Avril’s site. Some people are just so stoopid. Laters.
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Stupid people are funny.

In other news:

This is the best toy in the world.

This is just disturbing.

This is just… well… take a look for yourself.

This is the best Avril Lavigne fan site out there.

Suzi needs a host. She will probably send you nudes if you host her (i’m kidding).

We really do need more BangBus/Milfhunter passwords up here. The ones that i use don’t work anymore =(

Everyone should go e-mail Psykodelik and tell him to post up more BB/MF passwords in the comments section. I don’t know if that’s his real e-mail address but that’s the address that he left the last time he posted in the comments.

My DVD list has been updated.

Oh and i almost forgot about this little e-mail that i got 2 weeks ago.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: whats up
From: “april” aifaas@chorus.net
Date: Tue, Aug 27 2002 8:50:57 PM -0700

bye
matt
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And this one from about 3 weeks back:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: YOOOOOOOOOOOO
From: Rockrulez2400@aol.com
Date: Fri, Aug 23 2002 11:58:46 AM EDT

U R VERY KOOL
UR SONG ROCK
WRITE BACK
KK CUZ I GOT NOTHIN TO SAY
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I’ll give you one guess as to who that last one thought i was.

9/9/02 10:42 PM
punkgirlie555: i heard someone tell me you were avril lavigne, since you’re not, do you live in stoughton?
psykotik2k: i live in napanee actually
punkgirlie555: who are you?
psykotik2k: avril lavigne
punkgirlie555: …right
punkgirlie555: and tell me dear how you have time to get on the internet?
psykotik2k: i’m just taking some time off after the vma’s
punkgirlie555: oic
punkgirlie555: thats cool
psykotik2k: just hanging out with mark and evan right now
punkgirlie555: who?
psykotik2k: my bass and guitar player
punkgirlie555: oh…i knew that, lol
psykotik2k: my boys <3
punkgirlie555: i’m just starting to get into your stuff, so i dont know much yet, lol
punkgirlie555: i’m in a band too…i dont tink we’re goin anywhere though
psykotik2k: all you really need is just one big break. then anything’s possible.
punkgirlie555: i think we’ve got a potential manager too, so things may be looking up. i just found out like five minutes ago that my drummer’s mom died a few years ago…i cant believe i never knew
psykotik2k: that’s sad. well, hopefully things will work out eh?
punkgirlie555: i’m hoping anyway, lol
punkgirlie555: my guitar doesnt like me…ever…so if i’m having a good day with it, i just play and hope something good happens
psykotik2k: how old are you?
punkgirlie555: 14.5
punkgirlie555: i look like i’m 18 its scary
punkgirlie555: but it has its perks
punkgirlie555: lol
punkgirlie555: you’re 17 right?
punkgirlie555: yea, i just read something on you in a magazine…i think
psykotik2k: yep. 17 years old
punkgirlie555: thats cool
punkgirlie555: my friends say that “skater boi” is my song, lol, i’m flattered actually
punkgirlie555: i dont skate, my parents would never let me, but i hang with those who do, and i dress like one
punkgirlie555: i love skater guys, i guess that’d be why

Oh boy. I actually felt bad after a while. Poor girl. She really thought i was Avril Lavigne. I could’ve probably had so much fun just being really bitchy to her but i just couldn’t bring myself to do it. The convo actually went on for much longer. I found out that she was from Wisconsin and then she started talking about cheese, cows, horses and how she worked in a stable.

punkgirlie555: yea, i work at a stable, more or less live there actually, lol. i give trail rides, pony rides at churches, all sorts of stuff
punkgirlie555: yea, its painful too, lol
punkgirlie555: you gotta loved gettin whipped in the face with a horses tail…yay
punkgirlie555: i think they do it on purpose

I could’ve probably just gone on with that charade forever without her having a single clue. I even had my little Avril Lavigne ‘cheat sheet’ up (basic bio and personal info on Avril just incase someone tries to stump me. Har har) but i felt so bad for the poor girl! I mean, she was only 14! I can’t be mean to a 14 year old! Although she did say she looked 18… i wonder if she’s hot… she’s probably got big boobies for her age or something but anyway, NO! Can’t be mean! So after a while i just went “aaahh sorry but i have to go”. Good thing she had to go too because i didn’t want her to feel like i was getting rid of her (even though i was. haha). Poor girl. I’m too nice. I am such a pussy.

It would’d been SOOOO EASY for me to had been mean and horribly stuck up to her but i didn’t want Avril to lose a fan! Avril, you owe me one. I demand you send me one of your bras and undies!

Wash them first before you send them please. 😀

Continue reading →

DubU2584: what the fuck man…im looking foward to hering your rambling then no update…nothing to keep any of us who have nothing better to do entertained…for shame…for shame

Avril Lavigne probably wouldn’t look good naked. I dunno. I imagine her to have Natalie Portman nipples for some reason. Some guy once IMed me saying that he thought she would have puffy nipples. Puffy nipples? Well, at least Avril has a decent enough looking face (with makeup on) so it wouldn’t be like a total loss to see her naked. But either way, i’d still hump Avril. Like a bunny.

It’s Sunday today and Swimfan is already out. I wonder what Erika Christensen’s nipples look like. I want to hump Erika Christensen.

Bence is probably going to go see Swimfan tomorrow. Maybe i’ll just wait and see what he thinks of the movie first before i go see it for myself. It’s been a while since i last went to the movies. The last movie i saw was Reign Of Fire and i remember wanting to eat my girlfriend for agreeing on watching it. And the last movie i saw before that was Spider-man. I want to hump Kirsten Dunst. I imagine her to have medium sized nipples.

They were showing Starship Troopers on FOX a coupla night ago. It’s amusing to see the amount of cuts they had to make for the whole thing to be suitable for network television. They pretty much took out the all nudity and gore and the swearing and reduced the movie to fucking full screen pan and scan. Paul Verhoeven would probably be furious.

Has anyone ever noticed that the brain bug looks like a giant vagina? Paul Verhoeven is a dirty man.

I want to hump Denise Richards.

Who do you want to hump?

BOOBS!

Hi. My name is Stacy. The image to the left is my current “cam image.” That might give you an idea of who I am. Maybe some of you know me and you can scream, “omg, that’s stacy!” to the picture. I’ve newly turned 18, and I really like myself. Justin is letting me post on his site, because I’ve made him fansigns –and fansigns are lovely and Stacy is lovely and Stacy and fansigns are alotta love in one little picture.

Actually, he begged me to post on his site a month ago, then I left for vacation, and now I’m back. Ahem.

I went to Hawaii with my boyfriend. And when you take a vacation with someone, you learn a lot about them. A lot of stuff that I learned about him, I never ever wanted to know about anyone, and now whenever I think about it I want to puke.

4 THINGS TO NEVER TEASE A GUY ABOUT:

1. His Money
2. His Hair
3. His Height
4. His Manhood

I teased my man about all four of these things. Sometimes a couple at once. Oooh, I got in big trouble. :-/ Don’t attempt this at home. Just, umm, trust me on these things, ok?

cinnfuleyes: POST POST POST ON YOUR DAMN SITE WOMAN

I’ve been lazy. I know. And i’ve been meaning to post. I was going to two nights ago but then Thess posted so i figured i’d just post some other time since i didn’t wanna take the spotlight away from her post. And boy, did the light shine down on her post or what? Anyway, she disabled the comments for that post since it was all getting a little out of hand. They’re all still there (all 70 of them). You just can’t get to them. Well, not directly anyway but if you really wanna read them, click here. Otherwise, just consider the topic dropped.

Anyhoo, i’m back. Posting and all. Well… not really… since i never was actually ‘away’ in the first place, i’ve been here the whole time. Just sitting back and letting the girls have their fun. <3

It’s funny. I haven’t really posted in so long now, i think i’ve actually forgotten how. So forgive me if i seem a little rusty. I’ll probably get back into the swing of things after a coupla posts.

So what’ve been up to lately? Not much really. Had my first day of class yesterday. I’m taking four classes this semester.

Mass Entertainment

Very riveting post so far no?

Okay so enough about my classes. On to more pressing issues. Like boobs. Because people have been complaining about the lack thereof.

EyEz World: No real porn in like, a week, you site sucks. Just letting you know, later.

Swimfan comes out tomorrow. You’ve probably seen the ads on TV. I love that ad. Everytime it comes on, i’m always watching out for that little scene where Erika Christensen takes a dip into the pool with just her bra and undies on.

*faint*

Goodness. What i would give to see her naked boobies. I wish i had psycho female fan like that. It would be like fubarfan or something. If it were a movie.

Two weeks ago, i actually tried registering for a swimfan85 screenname on AIM. I figured it would be fun to just IM random people on my buddy list saying stuff like “so you wanna pretend like it never happened?” or “i’m starting to think you don’t appreciate me”.

EEEE!!! CREEPY!!!

Too bad the screenname was already taken though. Gosh, who in the hell would want a screenname like swimfan85 anyway??? (besides me of course)

Erika Christensen. Mmmm. Yummy body.

I bought Blade 2 on DVD yesterday. What an tremedous DVD. Thirteen and a half hours of Blade 2 goodness spread across two DVDs. Only a broomhead would not want to own it. You all should go get The Sweetest Thing on DVD too. That movie is dirtyyyy. I love it!

Bence made a funny Avril Lavigne joke on his site.

I got a package in the mail last week.

A box! How exciting.

Oooh. I wonder what it could be.

Tada! “It’sa me! Mario!”

I actually got that package over a week ago. Those pictures were all taken like on the 27th i think. I was gonna post about the whole thing earlier but i guess i got sidetracked. Heh. But see??! I actually HAVE been meaning to post! I wasn’t ENTIRELY super lazy. I’ve just been really distracted is all. Blame Mario.

And SOCOM. Because i’ve also been playing a hell of a lot of SOCOM online lately (for the PS2). Those of you out there who have the Network Adaptor, you should all try find me sometime. My screenname on SOCOM is Psykotik. The same for Frequency too. You probably won’t find me on playing the Madden 2003 demo much since i suck at Madden. I have Tony Hawk 3 too but i suck so bad at it you probably won’t ever see me playing that game online. E-mail me or leave a comment or something and we can set up some game times. SO I CAN WHOOP YOUR ASS.

I kick ass at SOCOM. Racking up around 16 kills per game on a good run. SOCOM online is the shit.

Hmm. Okay i think i’ll just end this post now. I’ll leave you with this e-mail.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Avril
From: ShrtySk8grl@aol.com
Date: Tue, Sep 3 2002 6:49:41 PM EDT

I could never explain my idolism 4 u ur so damn kewl
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I swear to God i don’t make up these e-mails.

Oh and Kelly Clarkson looks like crap without makeup. And i’m happy that Sideshow Bob didn’t win.

If you have no idea what i’m talking about then you’ve probably been living under a rock.

Personally, Eve, I’m a big fan of the “get nekkid for validation and attention” theory.

It’s endlessly funny how riled up people who don’t know the girl get if anyone says ANYTHING about her. Good on her that she’s managed it. It’s also funny that the same people fall for it again and again.

Well, fubar readers, it looks to me as though Justin is officially MIA. (ie- missing in action, for you less abbreviation literate ones.)

Big thanks to everyone for their positive comments on my last post, glad to know I still have the ability to entertain somebody. For you few that didn’t have the kindest of comments, or the ones that were disappointed with the lack of pictures .. well, tough. Not every female is willing to be nude for your disposal, nor is every female so weak-minded she has to unclothe for validation and attention. (Thess, I think you agree.)

Justin is more than likely hauling around campus (and no Jeeber4u or whatever your screen name was, you can’t have Justin’s personal information, he doesn’t like you, he doesn’t want to meet you, you can’t have his last name or phone number.) As I was saying, Justin is probably busy settling into classes (stealing magazines) and pretending to pay attention (eating things that look like 99 cent penis from 7-11)- which means, he’s still being a bigger pimp then the rest of his readers and having amazing adventures… and taking notes of some hottie’s perkies (as well as his GIRLFRIENDS’). 😉 I’m sure he’s also diligently studying. *cough*bullshit*cough*.

This is just a quick “hello, lifesign” type of deal, hopefully Justin will be back to post soon and update us on all his new nudies (that I never look at), and the lengthy DVD recommendations that he spends waaay too much money on. Think of all the starving children, Justin, really. Ethiopia is not as advantaged as your ex-fellow Brunei compadres.

Greetings to everyone from Heidelberg, Germany. =D

Justin will one day, have his name flashing across screens across the world for his incredulous success behind the screens of the entertainment industry. I put money on it. He’s just got that personality. And the penis. <3