Scarlett Johansson. Mmm. I think i like her. Saw her on the tonight show a coupla nights ago. Or maybe it was on Conan. Can’t remember. Probably was Leno. Anyhow, that was pretty much the first time i saw her on screen doing stuff. Okay maybe the second since she’s also in those tv spots for that MTV movie about the SAT’s or something and i saw those first. I still haven’t seen Lost In Translation yet, which i probably will once it comes out on DVD. I liked The Virgin Suicides so i’ll probably like this one too. Connection? Sofia Coppola directed both of them. Anyhow, so yeah, in recognition of my new found wanting to make fuck with Scarlett (love her voice too), i have scoured the net for all the good pics i could find of her. Unfortunately, there aren’t that many of them. Good ones at least. She looks a lot better in motion. Pictures don’t really do her much justice.

But hey! At least i found one absolutely pore-tastic pic of her. And we all know how much i love pics where you can see the pores.

• Scarlett Johansson 1 – Pores!
• Scarlett Johansson 2
• Scarlett Johansson 3
• Scarlett Johansson 4

I also found a pore-tastic shot of Alison Lohman. The Big Fish chick, which i also haven’t seen yet, same goes for Matchstick Men. But i like her anyway. She looks like this chick that i had a crush on once a coupla semesters ago in my Intercultural Communications class.

• Alison Lohman 1

And lastly, a coupla Mandy Moore pics. A couple of them in hires too. Mandy’s been all the rage lately ever since she got her boobs. I’m not sure if all these pics down here are Mandy post-boobs or Mandy pre-boobs but i do find it amusing that there’s such a thing as Mandy post/pre-boobs now. At least in my head.

• Mandy Moore 1
• Mandy Moore 2
• Mandy Moore 3
• Mandy Moore 4
• Mandy Moore 5
• Mandy Moore 6 – Whatchu lookin’ at Maher?

The end.

For those of you who are wondering if i’m still doing that file sharing thing over AIM, i’m not. BUT i have uploaded all the caseycam.com pics that i have over here AND i’ve also thrown in some newly found nudes of her in there too. Which is funny because she’s supposedly a non-nude teen model. Hohoho.

And if you were wanting to get into my shared folder for the christinamodel.com vids, well you know.. you COULD have just looked in the comments section of this post and found direct links to them (see it pays to read the comments. shit. sometimes the comments are better than the posts themselves).

Although i’d suggest you NOT click on those links in there because my site will show up on christinamodel.com’s link referrer thing and they’ll probably just change the filenames of the mpeg files again or move them someplace else (so much for them ‘protecting’ the files. a reader managed to find out that they only just renamed them).

ANYHOW, i’m going to post all the links in the [more] section of this post. You’ll have to copy and paste the URLs though because i wont be hyperlinking them. That way christinamodel.com won’t know that we know how to get them for free.

So. Caseycam.com pics here and christinamodel.com vids below.

Nice landing strip by the way Casey.

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psykotik2k: my aim info rules
psykotik2k: i bet you dont even get it
psykotik2k: you suck
psykotik2k: you fag
TehBubba: must be something really homosexual
TehBubba: …and yeah, i don’t get.
psykotik2k: dirty dancing you fag
TehBubba: holy shit, i’m right
TehBubba: the most fag movie ever
TehBubba: you fucking homo
TehBubba: i’m not even lying when i say that’s the most faggy girly homosexual movie ever. oh, and i’ve never seen the whole thing…no fucking way can i sit through more than one minute of that piece of shit.
TehBubba: fag
psykotik2k: you the fag
psykotik2k: http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/elephant/
psykotik2k: i want to see
psykotik2k: but it’s only playing in la and ny
psykotik2k: =((((
TehBubba: why do you want to see? are there any elephants in it?
TehBubba: i no watch trailer cause i see gay pictures.
psykotik2k: you fag!
psykotik2k: it’s cool
psykotik2k: you’ll love the twist at the end of the trailer
psykotik2k: i was like 😮
TehBubba: yeah, but you like dirty dancing and own a copy of the sweetest thing(along with tons of other girly faggy movies). so, you see, i don’t know if you mean “it’s cool” or “it’s cool…if you’re gay.”
psykotik2k: it’s cool
TehBubba: fine
TehBubba: you homo
TehBubba: i swear
TehBubba: if it’s gay i’m never listening to you again

Britney Spears, Pink, Beyonce and Enrique Iglesias go head-to-head “gladiator style” in a new Pepsi television commercial.

This is what I can gather from all the news articles:

Okay, now on to the pictures…

Okay… so this wasn’t really entertaining in anyway and there’s no naked chicks. Oops. I’ll try better next time. (Happy Belated Chinese New Year btw)

Wow i can’t believe it. Even Umgawa has been updating more than i have. I guess it’s about time i updated too.

It’s fucking cold today. I think it’s like 10 degrees outside right now. Which doesn’t seem like much but when you factor in the added slap in the face that is ‘windchill’, it feels like it’s actually -8 out there. But it’s not. But it is. But not really. You know what i mean. I think it’s even worse on the east coast around New York.

There’s this chick in my news and public affairs class that looks like Mandy Moore. I swear to God.

Okay so maybe not *exactly* like Mandy Moore but she’s definitely got a Mandy Moore thing going on. Like for example the the mole on her cheek. I have no idea what her name is nor do i have any desire to even want to get to know her but the point is, she reminds me of Mandy Moore and she could probably even be a pop star. Or an actress. Just like… Mandy Moore! What a coincidence.

One thing i’ve noticed about girls these days. They almost NEVER look their age. Take the Mandy Moore chick in my class for example. From what i recall on the first day of class when everyone was introducing themselves and stuff, i think i remember her saying that she was like 21 or something. But she looks 18!

And then there are the girls that look like they’re fucking 25 or whatever but they’re only really 21!

If i were single, i would have a hell of a hard time trying to pick up chicks nowadays. You can never really tell how the fuck old they really are. It’ll be like i’d (hypothetically speaking because in reality, i don’t got no game so i ain’t exactly gonna be scoring no bootay not with my so called lack of ‘skillz’ in the picking up chicks department*) go up to some random chick who i’d think is pretty. She’d look like she was 21 or something only to find out she’s fucking 17. Or even worse, i’d go up to some chick who i’d think was probably older than me, or at least LOOKS older than me (because even though i’m actually 23, i could probably pass for someone that still goes to fucking highschool or something. Heck, i’ve seen highschool kids that probably look older than i do. And these kids are probably like 16. But they look like they’re fucking 23) and only to find out that the chick is only like 21, yet she looks like she’s 24 when i’m 23 and she looks older than me. But anyways, yeah. It’s something i’ve noticed lately.

Also, to contrast the Mandy Moore chick in my class, there’s this other celebrity lookalike that i always keep seeing around campus. This other chick looks *exactly* like fucking Rachel Stevens (look her up) and as beautiful as she is, she sorta gives off this bitchy kind of vibe. Granted, i don’t even know this girl and i have no idea whether she’s really as bitchy as she looks but the point is, i notice that pretty much all the girls that would put into the ‘beautiful’ category, gives off this bitchy kind of vibe. Whereas, girls that i would classify as being ‘cute’, like that Mandy Moore chick, seem to be much more pleasant and easy going. Or at least it would look that way. So in conclusion, it seems that:

Cute = Nice (maybe?)

Beautiful = Bitchy? (could be)

At least that’s what i think. Maybe it’s just me. But since i have no real desire in wanting to find out whether this theory of mine is true, i gotta ask those of you who have tried going for these types of girls. The ‘cute’ ones and the ‘beautiful’ ones. Are the beautiful ones more standoffish? Bitchy? ‘Would never give you the time of day’ kind of girls? Or am i right about the ‘cute’ ones being generally much more nicer and approachable.

Girls that don’t look their age and shouldn’t even be lusted over by guys over 18:

Alexa Vega – August 27, 1988
Hilary Duff – September 28, 1987
Evan Rachel Wood – September 7, 1987
Maria Sharapova – April 19, 1987
Katy Rose – January 27, 1987
Robyn Richards – January 22, 1987
Lindsay Lohan – July 2, 1986
Olsen Twins – June 13, 1986
Megan Fox – May 16, 1986
Emily VanCamp – May 12, 1986
Amanda Bynes – April 3, 1986
Margo Harshman – March 4, 1986
Mischa Barton – January 24, 1986

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* i promise never to speak like that ever again

Oh. My God. My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance is quite possibly the most evilest cruelest reality tv show i’ve ever seen. And i thought Joe Millionaire was bad. But boy, this one beats it hands down.

Speaking of which, American Idol is back on air again. Weeee.

Oh and yeah, i’ll try to post more often. I know. I’ve been lazy.

Hmm. I don’t know. I’m just hoping that it’s at least Chasing Amy good.

“HURRY UP AND FIX THE DAMNED FORUMS! The LA Kings have lost ALL of their talented forwards and I NEED to make fun of their fans!” – Jackass, fubar sports forum regular.

Okay since the forums are still dead, here’s a special post where you can talk about the NHL in the comments.

I’m actually pretty amazed that b.r.com is still alive even after getting front page farked a coupla days ago. Which in turn led to a shitload of traffic spilling over to this site (since i have links to this site plastered all over that other site) and as a result, will probably bring this site down before the end of the month.

I’m currently WAY above where i should be in terms of bandwidth usage on this site (i have 50 per month and i’m probably somewhere above 35 right now) so don’t be surprised if the site dies sometime within the next week or so.

It’ll be back up around February 1st though. But it’ll definitely take a small miracle for this site to survive through the end of the month.

Anyhow, speaking of that site, i’ve put up 3 animated gifs on there. Gifs of Britney Spears practically naked (with crystals and diamonds and shit covering her tits) from that new Toxic video of hers.

Yes she actually is naked. Wearing pretty much nothing but strategically placed diamonds and crytals. Or so i’ve heard. Correct me if i’m wrong.

Again, i’m very surprised at how good that free server is. You’d tend to be somewhat sceptic about hosts that claim to have unlimited bandwidth but this time i really think it’s for real. If you’re looking for a good free host with a pretty good selection of sub-domain names, check out web1000.com. That’s where b.r.com is hosted. It’s worked pretty well for me so far.

Socom 2 really kicks ass btw. I’m actually doing pretty alright for someone who hasn’t played Socom for over a year. I’ve been on top of the most kills list in my team a coupla times now. I played with Bubba last night. He sucks at Socom. He camps too. What a gay. And he never talks. Fag.

I’ve been watching X-Play on TechTV a lot lately. I can’t decide whether Morgan Webb is hot or not. She can be pretty hot sometimes. But then again from certain angles, she can have a pretty weird looking head too. But hey, her hot bod makes up for it i guess. Even though she’s built too much like a tank (somewhat). I’d still do her though.

Oh hey, check out this fucked up site. Those crazy Japanese.

Speaking of which, i was kinda disappointed by the Narita Airport in Japan. I had a 5 hour layover there and i was expecting it to be sort of like a shopping haven kinda like how it is at the Changi Airport in Singapore. But alas, it was not. It’s probably like a million times better on the actual streets of Tokyo. I tried looking for those boob pudding things but couldn’t find any at the airport. Oh well.

But hey there were lots of cute Japanese girls around. I was standing in line in front of this really cute girl. Her name was Mai Morita. Found that out from the name tag on her bag. She looked like something out of Final Fantasy X. Hot. Wish i had a camera phone or something and took her picture. Oh well.

Speaking of hot, here are some gratuitous pictures of Crystal for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

update: b.r.com is dead. go here instead.

Get it while it’s still up.