Holla bitches! So i just got my grades and shit back for that short movie we made for class. We got a 154 points out of a possible 150. Because it’s just THAT DAMN GOOD (or at least better than the rest of the other shorts). Incidently it was also the only short that got a perfect score (150). Plus i also have the highest number of points in class AND i got an A. In the words of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie:

“That’s hot”

So i went and saw Alien vs. Predator today. It was actually pretty alright. Got in with that free ticket you get when you buy the Collector’s Edition of Predator on DVD. I love how they’re giving away movie tickets with DVDs these days. Half the movies i’ve seen this year i didn’t even have to buy a ticket for. Got ’em free with DVDs (The Chronicles of Riddick, Spider-Man 2, The Bourne Supremacy, AVP). That’s hot.

The only thing i wish Paul W.S Anderson did differently with AVP was to let it have an R rating. Plus, they really wasted the one and only “fuck” that they’re allowed to say (in a PG-13 movie) on the wrong line.

It really should have gone to the “ugly motherfucker” line. Instead of the one they went with (which was pretty lame).

Hopefully there’ll be an unrated directors cut on DVD with extra gore and swearing (kinda like what they’re doing with the Chronicles of Riddick DVD). Actually i think they’re also gonna double dip P.W.S.A’s Resident Evil with a deluxe DVD edition or something. Was that movie originally PG-13? Can’t remember. Either way it would be cool if they put out an unrated cut for both Resident Evil and AVP somewhere along the line (doubtful though).

Anyway, apologies for the site downtime these past 2 days. Apparently they were doing some kind of maintenence on the servers and installing a firewall system or something for the network so that we won’t get DOS attacks. But anyhow, we’re back. And i’ll probably be updating a lot more now since i’m pretty much done with school crap for now (at least until the Fall semester starts).

More updates later.

Seacrest out!

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Los Angeles – Spider-Man star Kirsten Dunst has spoken out for the first time on her split from actor Jake Gyllenhaal.

“It couldn’t last,” said Dunst, 22. “He’s a stay-at-home boy, I’m an out-on-the-town girl. I’m sad this happened but my career is blossoming and I want to make the most of every moment.”
According to Digitalspy she also revealed that they attempted to spice up their two-year relationship with “risqué sex” in shops, cars, bathrooms and beaches.

Before their split, the pair slipped into a London boutique changing room for a quick session. “Other shoppers heard a lot of moaning and groaning – and then stared at us when we came out looking very red-faced.

“We did it in cars, bathrooms – even on the beach. The only place we chickened out of was a hotel corridor because we thought we might get thrown out if we were caught.”

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I was actually schooled under the British education system (before i started college here in Michigan) but for some reason i prefer speaking and writing English the American way.

And going back to the post i made about that faggot family….

faggot n. In the UK, a faggot is a meatball. In the US, a faggot is a male homosexual. In reality, the American definition is known (if not really used) UK-wide, so most of the jokes involving “faggots in brine” have already been made. I am told that in the US the word (spelled with only one ‘g’) also means a small bundle of twigs, so the phrase “toss another fagot on the fire” is not quite the incitement to violence that it might seem.

That site is almost as interesting as urbandictionary.com. I like dictionary sites.

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Okay so i haven’t been online much this past week. Been busy shooting this short film for class… oh by the way, the 1 minute commercial i made, got voted second best by the class. which is BULLSHIT because the winner’s commercial totally fucking sucked compared to mine. It got 0 laughs, whereas mine had people laughing and chuckling repeatedly even after the thing was over, seriously it was like:

Commercial starts, commercial is about to end and get to the big punchline, huge laughter, laughter goes on for while, laughter starts dying down. Laughter is heard again as people start thinking about the ad. Laughter dies down. People start filling in their little critique forms and they start laughing again as they’re remembering what they just saw. Laughter dies down.

How my commercial didn’t get the ‘spotlight’ award is beyond me. The other one was some boring artsy fartsy new age Body Shop cosmetics type thing (quite pretty to look at though). But in terms of editing and camerawork, it was NOTHING SPECIAL. Mine had like fucking over 60+ cuts within the span of 60 seconds! With some Sam Raimi style shit in there too!

Anyhow, i’ll be fucking pissed if our final group project short movie thing doesn’t get the spotlight. After seeing little bits and pieces of what the other groups have done (ALL SHIT compared to ours in terms of editing), if ours doesn’t ‘win’, then there’s no justice in the world.

But fuck it. This isn’t about my dumb short. It’s about how this site kicks ass!*

I was just over at Uncle Grambo’s catching up on the posts i’ve missed this past week and i saw a link to this page. So i figured what the hey. I’ll just go look up thatsjustnotright.com on alexa.com to see how fubar stacks up to everyone else on that list (they all seem to be entertainment based blogs btw) and based on those stats and my own ranking for today (7th of August), i would’ve been ranked 3rd!

Of course this really means nothing since i rarely ever have any good stuff on here anymore so again, i’m still wondering why the hell i get as many visitors as i do and why the hell people keep coming back. I’m also wondering why the hell i keep asking those questions because this is probably like the fourth time i’ve done so.

Anyway, back to me being busy editing that short movie. The ‘premiere’ is on Monday.

And before anybody asks, it’s a reimagined 2LDK. 12 minute running time. It’s got a really hot chick in it too. TOTALLY dream girl material. Imagine a mixture of Alicia Silverstone and Dominique Swain and that’s Angela. HOT.

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*(apparently but i don’t really believe it)

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Strangely enough, another ‘news’ item i found through my guestbook:

LOHAN AND VALDERRAMA TO WED?

“Freaky Friday” star Lindsay Lohan has sparked speculation she’s planning to marry boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama, after she was spotted sporting a ring he gave her.

The redheaded actress, who turned 18 last month, was careful not to go public about her romance with Valderrama until her recent birthday.

But now fans have been further shocked by the appearance of a ring on her finger, which pals say Valderrama gave to Lohan as a gift for her birthday.

A friend says, “They hid the romance, because (she was underage). But now they are even talking about getting married!”

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In action.

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Got beaten up!

Pwned.

UPDATE:

So apparently…

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Hi res pics. The Thora ones are pretty new. From the I, Robot premiere. She’s looking a little pasty there. But i’d still hit it.

• Thora Birch

These Scarlett pics however, aren’t new. In fact i think this is like the third time i’ve posted up this set. But she just looks so fucking HOT in them. Plus these pics are now bigger, better and higher res.

• Scarlett Johansson

SO. HOT.

UPDATE:

Eh. Might as well throw these in too. Some Natalie Portman. Not new but not that old either. I used a scaled down version of one pic for that stupid dream girl post i made. Anyhow, check out the guy in the background of the first pic.

• Natalie Portman
• Oh and one Joss Stone. She reminds me of one of my ex’s in a way. I hate that bitch.

My ex. Not Joss Stone.

• Joss Stone

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