Hi Res Celeb Mix

Buncha celebs at some Louis Vuitton cancer fundraiser gala.

  • Jaime ‘formerly spelled James’ King
  • Christina ‘could land a 747 on that forehead’ Ricci
  • Elisha ‘makes my penis sad’ Cuthbert
  • Kirsten ‘should really do nudity’ Dunst
  • Rose ‘pretty hot in Wicker Park’ Byrne
  • Sarah ‘hellooooooo nurse!’ Chalke

Added:

  • Kate ‘looks like a plastic doll’ Bosworth

All here.

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Hi Res Avril Lavigne

I hate it when they put fucking tags and logos and shit on pictures. You don’t see me plastering fucking “thatsjustnotright.com” on the clean pics i put up here. I’d crop and photoshop that shit off if i could. But it’s hard when they fucking place the damn fucking things ON her fucking leg or hand or elbow and whatnot. Stupid.

Fuck you avrillavigne.net.

Update:

This just in. Well. Actually it’s been out for a coupla weeks now. That picture of Avril’s supposed tits? Here it is again. But with another picture that *might* prove that they’re hers. You be the judge.

They jury is still out on this one.

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Upgrading

The site is kinda broken right now. Haven’t actually moved everything onto the new server. So bear with the broken and missing images for a bit. I’ll get everything up and running at 100% by the days end.

Update:

Okay. The site should be 100% fully functioning now. Lemme know if you find any broken bits.

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Halo 2 Xbox Live

If you’re getting Halo 2 and you’d like to play against other fubar members sometime, put your gamertags in the comments and add each other.

Mine is: Psykotik 2000

Oh and remember, Halo 2 works a little bit differently on Live. You can either play ranked matchmade games (you’re randomly assigned to play with random maps, random parameters and random people) OR unranked arranged games (somebody sets up a game and invites other people into the game).

So if we have enough people to get a good fubar game going, it’ll have to be an unranked arranged game so that we can invite each other to play. Just FYI if you didn’t already know.

God, i hope the Xbox Live holds up. There’s gonna be well over a million people all around the world playing this game tomorrow.

Halo 2 away!

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Well that was unexpected

Never thought the Tara Reid pics would get so much attention. Heck, i didn’t even look at the pics until like, 9 hours after i first posted them.

As a result of being linked by gawker, defamer, fleshbot, tonypierce, socialitelife, whatevs (aka “the big boys”) AND all these other sites, fubar practically slowed down to a crawl under the immense traffic. It happens.

Anyhow, the pics are now hosted offsite so that should probably take the load off the server and make the site a little more surfable. In any case, the hoopla surrounding Tara’s frankenboobie should die down after a coupla more days and things will be back to normal around here. Speedwise. Content wise you’re still going to be screwed since i’m still going to be too lazy to actually write ‘proper posts’.

Oh and in light of recent events, i think we’re gonna upgrade to a dual xeon server to handle the site. So if i ever do stumble upon another ‘scoop’, things won’t be grinding to a halt around here anymore. Hopefully.

Other than that, nothing much else to report.

Don’t forget to tune in to FOX tonight and catch the first episode of My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss at 9pm (EST), which, looks to be just as good as My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance. God i love these new ‘con’ reality shows. So cruel.

Oh and Halo 2 baby! It’s coming. And i’ll be waiting in line at midnight, 12:01am, Tuesday November 9th.

And so will hundreds and thousands of other people across the nation i bet. It’s going to be CRAZY. And the best part is, my Advanced Video Production class is cancelled on Tuesday! So i’ll be playing Halo 2 ALL DAY. Only stopping for food and bathroom breaks.

So. How many of you are actually going to call in sick or skip your classes on Tuesday?

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Hi Res Tara Reid

  • Tara Reid

    Update:

  • Video

    TARA ‘HURT’ BY BOOB BLUNDER

    (excerpt from the new york post)

    As paparazzi clicked away merrily, an oblivious Reid continued to pose. But her smile turned into a grimace when she realized her breast was exposed after a handler ran over and frantically pushed her fallen strap back onto her shoulder.

    “I took off my jacket and my strap fell off. It was awful. The photographers were like lunatics — high-fiving each other in front of me. It was so embarrassing. There were so many paparazzi and the flashbulbs were going off, I couldn’t see anything.”

    “I didn’t even know what was happening. I was like, ‘It’s not nice to take a picture like that. Please don’t print the picture,’ but they just laughed.”

    The pixie actress seemed exasperated by this latest burst of bad press: “I’m known as this retard . . . I want to grow up. I don’t want to be the drunk girl. It hurts my feelings when you guys write stuff about me. It’s not just me — it affects everyone around me. I just want everyone to leave me alone — let me graduate. It’s like I’m in college and you guys won’t let me get my degree.”

    Reid swears she has changed her wild ways: “I’m not crazy anymore. I’ll be 29 on Monday and am celebrating at my mom’s house in New Jersey. I didn’t do anything. Paris seems to be able to move on from situations all the time, why can’t I?”

    pop culture blogs on the internets linking to your site all at once.

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  • Me too! Me too! Nintendo, please threaten me!

    Some of you maybe have probably heard about this. Nintendo recently sent out a cease and desist letter to suicidegirls.com because a member on their site mentioned Metroid and Zelda (amongst other Nintendo titles) in their member profile.

    You can read the original C&D letter (more of an e-mail really) here but what’s even more interesting is the follow up e-mail that Nintendo sent apologizing for the initial C&D letter and then offering the site admin and the member a free Nintendo videogame system AND game of their choice!!

    Does fubar count as a sexually explicit website? Hey Nintendo, i LOVE Paper Mario and F-Zero GX KICKED ASS. Can’t wait for Metroid Prime 2 either. The first one was OFF THE HOOK.

    (i’d like a Nintendo DS with Super Mario 64 DS please)

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