Hard to believe that there was once actually a time when Tara Reid was doable. Like back in the American Pie days. I would’ve hit it. Now, not so much.

I have to wonder how she can stand to look at herself naked in the mirror, knowing full well that she has frankenipples as a result of that terrible boob job. Shit, i can barely even stomach looking at them, much less having to live with them.

Personally i thought her old boobs were just fine. She’s still hot though. From the neck up at least.

The international teaser for The Island was released a coupla days ago. I was hoping to see more of Scarlett in it, but alas, it was not to be. Maybe in the full trailer eh? But hey, for what it’s worth, you get to see twice the Ewan McGregor. Literally.

Oh i FINALLY found a working torrent for freakin’ Ice Princess. Got it all downloaded onto my computer. Still haven’t watched it though. Maybe later tonight. But for now, a sneak peek at Hayden’s budding singing career.

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From: R. Cook
To: psykotik@gmail.com
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 19:18:00 -0500
Subject: Hayden ‘I FLy’ music video

enjoy – if you haven’t already!
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Love it when she’s in Law & Order: SVU hair mode. Not so much when she’s in frizzy hair Malcolm in the Middle mode.

You know what, i just realized two days ago that i have MTV2. I have MTV2! I did not know that. Who the fuck puts MTV2 on channel 43 when regular MTV is on channel 99. Dumb. Well at least now i can actually watch Sic’em Fridays on Fridays instead of Sunday on regular MTV.

By the way, it’s official. Wonder Showzen = the most disturbingly funny show ever. Did anybody catch last week’s episode? I’ve been getting a bunch of search referrals from people looking for the “What is Heaven?” segment and ending up here. Sorry, can’t find it here. Masturbatory Heaven maybe, but not Wonder Showzen’s ‘Heaven’.

Question: “What is Heaven?”
Little girl: “I’ll never know….”

In other news, the American version of The Office airs tonight. Actually it airs right now. 9:30pm EST. I’ve seen it. It’s hilarious. NBC’s definitely got a hit on it’s hands.

You can watch the premiere episode online here if you missed it.

I’m sure nobody’s gonna know who she is right now but once the new Final Destination movie comes out, that’ll probably change. But not anytime soon though, since they only just snagged her for one of the two lead roles in the movie. Plus they haven’t even started shooting yet. But she’s one to keep an eye on anyway. Her name’s Mary Elizabeth Winstead. And i think she’s pretty cute.

Kinda reminds me of Winnie Cooper in some of these pics. Must be the hair. I hate Winnie Cooper by the way. I mean, fuck. She was the reason why Kevin passed over Madeline freakin’ Adams. Quite possibly the hottest girl ever to grace The Wonder Years. Madeline was a fox who would have done ANYTHING in the world to get into Kevin’s pants. ANYTHING. And what did Winnie have to offer besides treating Kevin like shit all the time?? Nothing! Okay Winnie was pretty hot but she was a dog compared to Madeline. I almost cried (actually i think i did cry) when Kevin dumped Madeline for Winnie fucking Cooper. Which was bullshit! Fuck you Winnie Cooper!! Fuck you!!!

Anyhow.

She (Mary) hasn’t really done much. Her most recent work was in The Ring Two and she’s gonna be in some Disney superhero movie coming out this summer (that has Kurt Russell and Bruce Campbell in it!). And i guess Cheating Death: Final Destination 3 after that.

Obviously it’s way too early to judge her star power, and as far as unknowns go, she’s pretty damn unknown right now. But i wouldn’t mind seeing her blow up.

Fame-wise. Of course.

Because it would be a shame if she actually did blow up. Like, you know, into.. itty bitty piec… nevermind.

28 November 1984

So i tease Hilary Duff a lot for being built like a rectangular block of wood. Because well, it is kinda true…

But you know what. I just had a change of heart.

She actually looks pretty decent in these pics. Not bad Hilary. Not bad at all!

I think i might just hit it.

And to put things into perspective, that would be like me passing over Jessica Alba for Hilary Duff. No joke!

Oh my. What’s this?

It’s a very rare look at what Hayden Panettiere is like in real life is what it is! And surprisingly enough, she’s seems just like any other 15 year old girl out there really. Mugging for the camera and goofing off with friends and what not. Apparently these pics were either taken from her digital camera or her camera phone. Obviously Hayden didn’t put them out on the net herself. So how did they get out?? And if ever does find out, will she hate me for putting these up here?! Probably! Well at least she’s not naked in any of them.

And on a totally unrelated note, please don’t click on this. There are pictures of Jojo in a bikini in there. It’s just SO wrong.

Mischa Barton! Topless! Or ‘toploose‘ i should say. So close! Maybe next time eh?

Update: Here’s the rest! 18 in all. And one of them actually topless! Or maybe ‘tophangingoff’?

Mmmm. Jennifer Connelly. I remember the first time i saw her. It was in The Rocketeer (although, technically, it was in Labyrinth, but i was too young to remember her being so hot way back then. plus i probably thought girls were icky or something). Been a while since i’ve seen The Rocketeer. Man, that was an awesome flick. And Jennifer Connelly was just PERFECT in that movie. I remember thinking “GODDAMN those boobs…”. Amazing. I love Jennifer Connelly. Beautiful.

Anyhow, she’s got a new movie coming out this summer. Dark Water.

And getting first billing for it too. As opposed to all the second fiddle roles she’s been playing in her last coupla movies. Judging from the trailer, she’s pretty much in every single frame of this flick. Which is a good thing. It’s gonna be really cool to have another look at Jennifer Connelly’s acting talent. If not just a look at her.

By the way, this new Dark Water movie, it’s a remake of the Japanese original which, coincidently, is from same the guy who made the original Ring movie, who just recently directed the American sequel to the remake of the Japanese original which he didn’t direct, but is now directing the sequel to of the remake, like the original sequel he directed for the original Japanese version, but is sadly not directing the American remake of Dark Water like he didn’t direct the remake of the original Ring, because he was probably too busy directing the sequel to the American remake of The Ring to be directing the remake of the original Dark Wa…. oh dear. I think my brain just imploded.

I wonder if she felt embarrassed by all the guys who where there looking through the magazine while waiting for an autograph, and basically undressing her with their eyes everytime they look at her. But judging from the pokeys she was sporting, she probably liked it. Haha. They look like pretty normal nipples btw. Not all puffy like Lindsay Lohan’s.

Wanna watch Hayden’s interview on Dennis Miller’s show on CNBC? Click here. I love this girl. I hope she follows Dennis’ advice and stays ‘pure’. Interestingly enough, seems like she’s going to have a recording contract in the near future. AND she’s also the new face of Neutrogena. Looking forward to seeing her ads on TV. The interview is mirrored here in case the first link dies. Download it! She’s does a sexy pose during the interview. Hot.

Just saw Hostage. Not a bad flick. Helps that there’s a jailbait (at the time) chick wearing slutty clothes in it (tsk tsk). No, not Rumer Willis (Bruce’s real life daughter, she’s in the movie too). Michelle Horn. Love the stretch marks by the way.

28 February 1987