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HOLLABACK GIRL!!!! LOL!

I can’t believe that this is actually real. Silly whiteys.

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There’s a video online that purports to be a scene from Havoc. While i’m almost 100% sure that it’s not her, i’ve made screencaps of the vid anyway.

It’s kinda hard to tell if it’s really her. Sorta looks like her at times. But at others, not so much. Plus the video doesn’t look like it’s from the movie. It’s just one long uninterrupted scene. No cuts or edits. It might just be someone who looks like her. And at one point in the vid, she even looks into the camera. Anyhow, take a look for yourselves.

Mmm mm m. Jessica Biel. I miss watching her on 7th Heaven. Too bad they wrote her off the show. She has a new movie out this summer. Stealth. From the guy who brought you The Fast and The Furious and XXX. Should be good times. Plus it’s got Jessica Biel in a bikini. Any movie with Jessica Biel in a bikini is worth watching i say. Summer Catch anyone?

I have some more Katie Holmes for you. And speaking of summer movies, how that casting in Batman Begins eh? Katie Holmes? In a Batman flick? Never thought i’d see that happen. But then again we did get Alicia Silverstone in Batman & Robin.

You know what Katie should do? She should get her tits out in a movie again. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

And lastly…

Mmm mm m. What a hot looking bitch. I’d totally hit it.

Oh and yeah, Kristen Bell’s pretty hot in those pics too. Woof woof!

She is like, so fetch!

A gallery of some of the celebs that attended the event.

Now, is it just me or is Hilary Duff growing up to become more and more like her older uglier sister? The more she loses weight, the more she starts to look like Haylie. Speaking of which, why is Haylie Duff famous again? I’ve never seen her in anything. Is she just famous for being Hilary’s sister or something?

Hmm. Looking at her imdb profile confirms my suspicions. She’s practically a nobody. I’ve never even seen of any of the things she’s been in. Not even Napoleon Dynamite. Did she even have a big role in that flick? I’m guessing not.

Jessica Alba got her hair cut i see. Still blonde but closer to her Idle Hands look. Upgrade?

Oh and there’s Jessica Simpson. I wonder where’s Haylie. I mean, Ashlee. Isn’t she supposed to be part of the Hot Young Hollywood crowd? Or maybe she did attend and i just don’t have her pics.

Being famous for having a famous sister isn’t the only thing Ashlee’s got in common with Haylie. They both have huge noses.

Kimberly Caldwell. I didn’t follow the second second season of American Idol much. But she’s cute. I like the -_- eyes. Speaking of American Idol, i’m kinda bummed that whatshername got booted a coupla weeks ago. Mikalah Gordon. Couldn’t stand the girl (she had the most annoying speaking voice ever) but loved looking at her bitchface. It was facinating. Made me want to punch her in the mouth. She has a look that you just love to hate.

And finally, Tara Reid. Who’s actually pretty hot. Until she got that horrible horrible boob job. Actually her tits were kinda weirdly spaced before the boob job but they were still A LOT better than what they turned out to become post augmentation. Brr. I guess there goes any chance of seeing her naked in movies again. Oh well, at least we’ll always have Body Shots.

Namco has started preorders for a 40cm (15.74″) Pac-Man hat which features the gaping maw of the famous banana-colored coin-op hero. When worn, Pac-Man appears to be chewing your face with extreme glee. If Pac-Man cosplay exists in the world, the Pac-Man hat would be conducive to such activities. Preorders are welcome to ship in mid-late July at US$39.

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Well she’s looking a lot better than when we last saw her here. But that’s what airbrushing and good lighting will do for you.

I don’t think i’ve ever seen the original Amityville Horror. I do remember renting one of the sequels though. It was one of the later, crappier ones. The one with Julia Nickson Soul in it. And she showed her boobies in the movie! Ahh. Those were the days. When you could always count on horror flicks to have some T&A. Not like with the watered down PG-13 crap we get these days. Remember all those old Full Moon horror flicks? Puppet Master, Meridian, The Pit and the Pendulum, etc etc… they usually had lots of boobies in them. Mmm boobies. Whatever happened to that company anyway?

Anyhow the remake of the original comes out today. And it’s rated R! I hope it’s good. If it’s anywhere as good as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, then it’s all good in the neighborhood. Probably won’t have boobies though. But i’ll take a hard R horror movie (even without boobies) over a weaksauce PG-13 one.

Horror movies haven’t been all too good this year. The Ring Two sucked. Boogeyman was disappointing. White Noise started off good enough but had a terrible ending. I blame the PG-13 rating.

If the Amityville remake is good, i’ll probably go see it at the movies. Otherwise, it’ll just download it.

I really doubt that it’ll be that scary though. It takes a lot to actually get a real scare out of me. The only two horror flicks that i can honestly say totally scared the crap out of me was The Exorcist (the scene in the attic), Exorcist III (the scene in the hospital) and Audition (that whole movie was just plain disturbing).

I wonder if they’ll show people screaming and stuff (while watching the Amityville remake) on the DVD like they did with the TCM remake DVD. Pussies.

And speaking of pussies, apparently the Japanese are pussies as well.

Also, why is the Amityville remake billed as ‘based on a true story’? Didn’t they debunk it as being a hoax? Perhaps it should say ‘based on a true hoax’. Or perhaps not.

I still haven’t gotten my May issue of Maxim yet. Stupid postal service. So apparently there’s no mention of the Pepsi Girl site in the magazine?(!) Oh well. At least i can still say that i actually got her in there. Plus i did get to go on the Kevin and Bean show and talk to her on air. How many people can say that? I rule.

Oh and i just updated the Pepsi Girl site with some pics. Check it out.

Update: Exclusive online only Mandy Amano bikini pics.

In semi-related news, don’t listen to Gwen Stefani’s ‘Hollaback Girl’ unless you want to find yourself singing the chorus over and over again all day. Just like i’ve been doing. Doesn’t help that i have that song playing constantly on repeat.

Curse you Gwen Stefani and you catchy hooks!

By the way, is anybody else somewhat creeped out by those Harajuku girls that’re always hanging around with Gwen nowadays? Asians are so weird.