Here are those Jessica Biel pics from that Gear photoshoot she did a few years back.

Hard to believe but apparently some people have never seen them before.

From: Ben
Date: Jul 17, 2005 7:53 AM
Subject: Hi-Res Celebrities

Justin, love the site man. Unfortunately, I have one question, where in the hell do you find all of those hi-res pics if you live in Brunei? Speaking of Brunei are you American? Or Bruneisian? (Bruneieese?) Do they speak English there? And, how did you get there? Y’know, just wondering.

Technically that’s six questions but who’s counting.

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IS A MAN.

Michelle Wie > Danica Patrick

Can never have too much of Scarlett.

You know, i think it’s funny that she was willing to be nude for the love scene in The Island (but couldn’t because it had to be PG-13) and yet she got all huffy about wearing those panties in the opening scenes of Lost In Translation (until Sofia Coppola convinced her that it’d look good on camera – after modeling them herself).

This used to be my laptop wallpaper for a long time.

Of course, i had to switch it to something else everytime i brought my PowerBook to class.

Now riddle me this. So Michelle Wie and Emma Watson are roughly the same age right. I think they’re both 15 (correct me if i’m wrong). Totally jailbait and all that. Yet why wouldn’t i feel as guilty boning Michelle Wie as i would Emma Watson?

In honor of the release of the new Harry Potter book, heeeeeeere’s Emma.

I see braces! Perhaps it’s true what they say about British teeth.

I guess Rockstar lied. They really did put Hot Coffee in San Andreas. Hilary Clinton will probably have a field day with this.

Tut tut Rockstar.

Doomed to roam the land unloved, used in moments of desperation, and, well, FAT.

Fat girls do need love. They need it way more than the girls who get our love. I mean, they’re fucked! Totally, utterly, completely fucked. But then there’s the whole thing of – WHY NOT JUST STOP EATING SO MUCH? Having a little extra padding is one thing (and on girls, can be really cute, if it hangs right), but being grossly fat is GROSS. So it’s that sort of thing where you simultaneously have both PITY and CONTEMPT for them. Poor, poor, fat girls. Though most emphatically do not make the rocking world go round as Freddie Mercury once said while giving a mustache ride to some teenage boy he picked up in Malaysia.

Well we already know Michael Bay is attached to direct (i guess Dreamworks must be really impressed with his work on The Island). Whether that’s good news or bad depends on you. I personally like Michael Bay and i look forward to all his flicks (has the man ever done wrong? and before you say it, shut up. Pearl Harbor was GOOD).

Anyhow, with Steven Spielberg onboard and executive producing the flick, that should take some of the heat off of Bay for all you Bay haters out there who’re bitching about him directing. Because with Spielberg attached, it can’t turn out to be all that ‘bad’ (shyeah. like Michael Bay’s ever made a ‘bad’ movie. Michael Bay rules!).

The flick is still a long ways away though. It’s due to be released on July 4th, 2007. I predict War Of The Worlds type box office figures.

YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCH! YOU’VE GOT THE POWERRRRR!

They need to work in that song somehow.

Official movie website here. There’s a official blog too. Oh and apparently somebody stole Optimus Prime’s license plate at Comic-Con.