Was at the ESPYs too.

Hot?

(i’d still hit it though regardless)

At the ESPYs.

Oh and shut up, she most certainly does not have a butch face. A bitch face maybe, but a butch face? I think not. She wouldn’t be one of the faces of Revlon if she did.

Speaking of which, i find it kind of amusing that Eva Mendes is with Revlon and Eva Longoria is with L’Oréal. But that’s just me.

Has a monkey face. Like something out of Planet of the Apes or something. Or maybe it’s just me.

Either way, those lines and dimples that form on her face whenever she smiles really hard?

No sir, i don’t like it.

But she has nice boobs i’ll give her that. Fake? Real? Fill me in because i have no idea.

Speaking of Brooke, anybody here watch that Rockstar: INXS show on CBS? She’s hosting it along with Dave Navarro. It’s sort of like American Idol for rockstars. Winner gets to be INXS’ new frontman/frontwoman or something. Anyhow, i’m mentioning it because i think i saw an Avril looking chick contestant on the show. At least she looked like Avril from a distance (if Avril was like 25 and not as skinny that is). It’s one of the chicks with the long straight hair. Not quite sure what her name is though. Not even sure if she really does look like Avril but that long, straight Avril-y hair definitely caught my eye (then again i could just be seeing things). I’ve only started watching the show this week so i don’t really know too much about the people in it. Anyhow, it’s good to have another American Idol-y show on the air. Something to look forward to each week. I bet a guy wins. Maybe J.D (he seems cool so far). Because a woman fronting INXS? That’d be kinda weird methinks. But hey, you never know.

I was going to do a cock joke but then i thought against it because i figured it would be too juvenile.

In other news, i took a dump yesterday and i must’ve had to wipe like 6 or 7 times. Persistent little shit i tell ya.

Question: What’s the difference between Jessica Alba, Eva Mendes and Eva Longoria?

Answer: I wouldn’t do Jessica Alba.

Although i did masturbate to her nipple the other day*. So maybe that counts for something.

*(this may or may not have actually happened)

I downloaded Fantastic Four last night. I was expecting the movie to suck. But lo and behold, it’s actually a pretty fun movie. I thought Chris Evans was great as the Human Torch. He totally had all the best lines. Michael Chiklis also did an awesome job playing The Thing. I actually felt sad for his character a coupla times. And what the fuck is up with his wife? That bitch is COLD.

Oh and if you’re wondering about Jessica Alba’s bra and panties scene, this is all there is to it.

Apparently the movie made quite A LOT of money over the weekend. More than anybody even expected. They had it pegged at around 30 mil but it ended up making like 56 or something. Not bad.

Also saw War Of The Worlds on DVD the other day. I was actually surprised at how hard it pushed its PG-13 rating. Almost seemed like a borderline R to me at times. When i first saw the aliens turn those running humans into dust, i was like “whoa”. Pretty thrilling stuff. I had chills running down my spine. Did anybody notice the numerous references to 9/11 and the war on terrorism? The downed plane, the Twin Tower-less shot of the horizon, the ash covered people, the mentioning of terrorists, Tim Robbins talking about how occupancies always fail etc. Maybe it’s just me. But i thought it all made up for the lack of plot. It definitely made me think. Anyhow, it was good to see Dakota Fanning in yet another movie. That girl should be in all movies. Best child actor of this generation i say. I heart Dakota Fanning.

I guess the next movie i’m looking forward to seeing is The Island. If only because it’s a Michael Bay flick and Scarlett Johansson’s in it. Other than that, the premise isn’t all that intriguing to me. But then again it might pull a Fantastic Four and hook me in after the fact. I saw Eight Legged Freaks for the first time the other day. Scarlett looked pretty yummy back then. Back during a time when she wasn’t banging greasy looking actors in elevators. Also saw her in The Horse Whisperer a while back. No comment*.

*(i’d’ve hit it even back then)

AAAAHHHHH. WTF HAPPENED TO YOU.

For goodness sakes, take off those goddamn veneers. You really don’t need them. Your teeth are fine the way they are. Those things make you look like a horse. Kind of like your sister. And are you losing weight?? You’re starting to look like Lohag. What the hell.

I’m not even going to post thumbnails of this gallery in fear that you might scare everyone away. I take back everything i’ve said about you ever being hot.

Saw her in that Stuck On You movie on TV the other day. Never knew she was in it. Never thought much of her until then either. She’s actually pretty hot. Why didn’t realize this fact in 2 Fast 2 Furious, i have no idea.

This also makes me wonder which of the two Eva’s is hotter. Eva Mendes. Or Eva Longoria. I haven’t really looked into Eva Longoria much. I know she’s on that Desperate Housewives show (which i’ve never seen). Bu other than that, she’s pretty much as ignored by me as Eva Mendes (once) was. Until now!

Eva Mendes:

Eva Longoria:

Based on what i’ve seen of the two so far, i’ll have to give the nod to Eva Mendes. I think she’s hotter in my mind.

Even though she has no nipples.

I revamped the look of the comments section a bit. Nothing major. Should be no problem to get used to. Also added Gravatar functionality. So now you can have you own personal Gravatar (you know, kind of like how you have avatars in forums) next to each comment you make.

You’ll have to sign up for one over at gravatar.com. Up to you if you wanna have one.

I’d probably do Kelly if she weren’t such a fat smelly bitch. I liked her better when she was a Hanson* fan. Then she became all punky and stuff. Like a wannabe Avril.

Pssh.

Nobody can out-Avril Avril. Avril invented punk.

So then Kelly started wearing girly dresses again.

TITTAYS

Go on. Have a look. You know you want to.

There’s also some Gwen Stefani pics in there too.

I’d probably do Gwen if she weren’t a member of the itty bitty titty committee.

Speaking of which, do her boobs seem bigger (even though they’re still pretty small) to you these days? I don’t remember them being as big back in 1995.

*(i’d totally do the chick in Hanson by the way. MMMbop!)

– July 11 1988 –

Amanda paints a pretty picture… on the dog.