I like her but her eyes are kinda weird! Still hot though.

And zomg! What’s this? Some bonus Amanda Bynes pics?

Is friggin’ HOT.

Nothing can ever top that old Maxim shoot that she did in 2000 though.

Did you know she’s a Mormon? I never would’ve thought.

Yayayayayayay! Wonder Showzen just got picked up for a second season on MTV2.

Here’s a good Wonder Showzen website worth visiting if you’re a fan. Clarence is my favorite.

Girl: “girls are more in touch with their emotions.”
Boy: “i’ve got one emotion for you. zip it toots!” *high five*

A look at just three of the e-mails i’ve gotten so far on the matter.

Well apparently there’s a demand for me to get the pics and post them up. Wasn’t going to (because i’m sure everybody and their mother has already seen them) but what the hell.

I always knew Hayden would grow up to be a slut someday. She already had the bitchface for it. I think it’ll go along with her new-found lifestyle. Teach her well Paris. Teach her well. Now on with the nipple slips already so that i can masturbate to them!*

*this will probably happen.

The only way they can improve on this picture is if Jessica was totally naked with only the flower petals covering her naughty bits ala American Beauty.

And even then she’d still make my penis SAD. That’s how much i don’t like Jessica Alba.

Says Jessica Alba:

SEXIEST FANTASY “Me in the Oval Office, in a suit, surrounded by male aides, smiling sweetly at the camera, knowing i rule everybody. I’m all about female empowerment”

SEXIEST MOMENT “When a man looks at you like he can’t get enough of you. When you can tell he wants to take a bite out of you because you’re so yummy. When he kisses you and you know what it feels like to be desired. When no one else matters”

BOXERS OR BUFF? “In the buff. There’s no such thing as an ideal body; that’s just sillness. It just has to be a body i want. I’ve never been into guys who work out three hours a day. It looks ridiculous, and they’re usually lacking upstairs.”

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING OR LAST THING A NIGHT? “First thing in the morning, which for me is around 11. There’s something nice about starting the day with a little loving from your man”

Shut up Jessica Alba.

So i was scoping out the latest jailbait teen actress to post up last night and ran across Elisabeth Harnoi.

I was like , “well, she’s fairly cute” so i went to look up for more information on what she’s been in. Ah. Point Pleasant. But wait, born in 1979?? Older than me??

Then i saw that she was also in My Date with the President’s Daughter. Some TV movie i saw two years ago where i distinctly remember feeling guilty watching because she was actually pretty hot in the movie (it was the pink dress) and i thought she was underage. But huzzah! She’s actually not! Hooray for old chicks than look young! (LIKE RACHEL MCADAMSAWESOME <3)

Although i have to admit, i remember her looking a lot better in that old 1998 TV movie. She kinda looks like an alien now. I think it’s the eyes.

Anyhow, she’s in this new movie with Evan Rachel Wood that just came out about a week ago. Pretty Persuasion. Looks pretty twisted.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT!!!!!!

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Not much to say. Except that she’s still BROKEN.

So take off the veneers.

Lose the chin.

And eat a burger.

I want this Hilary back!

Some of this stuff is hilarious.

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Sounds like something i would say! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha……

Not really.