– August 15 1990 –

Amanda steps in mud in new white sneakers.

In other news, Clownface was also spotted at the same event.

Amanda > Clownface

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I saw The Skeleton Key yesterday. The movie was kinda slow going at times but damn, did that ending ever pay off. Wow. I haven’t been sucker punched like that in a long time. I had the same kind of feeling like from when i first saw The Usual Suspects, The Sixth Sense and, in some ways, Requiem for a Dream. If the ending to Requiem upset my stomach (although it was more of a make you wanna puke kinda upset), well then The Skeleton Key’s just plained ol’ upsetted me. But in a good way. But damn… man, that ending. I mean, shit… a whole day later and i’m still reeling from it. Damn

Anyhow, slow going sucker punching movie aside, Kate Hudson; one of the main reasons i stuck it through the whole thing. If she weren’t in the flick, i would’ve probably given up on it 45 minutes into the movie. But no, i stuck with it. And i’m glad i did in the end. Kate Hudson is gorgeous.

I’ve always liked her ever since i saw her in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. Never really noticed her much in Almost Famous though. Which reminds me, i need to go watch Almost Famous Untitled – The Bootleg Cut. I’ve had that DVD for like 2 years now and i still haven’t gotten around to watching it. Kate Hudson is HOT.

You know that scene in Army of Darkness when Bruce Campbell gets sucked into the Necronomicon only to come back out with his face all elongated and shit?

That’s what the Duff sisters look like.

S’more Jenny McCarthy pics for the masses.

So anyway, there’s these old recently discovered Demi Moore nudes floating around the internets (look for them yourself) from some photoshoot she did for some foreign magazine from way back in like 1981 or something, pre-implants, and it got me thinking. Would Jenny McCarthy be as desirable if she didn’t have those big ol’ implants?

Pamela Anderson, Brooke Burke and Carmen Electra too for that matter. If they didn’t have the boobs, all they’d have to go by would be their face (and talent i suppose). Are they hot enough in the face to be successful without the boobs? Would anybody even care about them if they didn’t have the boobs?

Ah Lindsay. Unfortunate as it may be that you are but a shadow of your former self. Tis a shame really.

Allow me to take you back in time. Back in the days of yore (2004 AD), whence nary was there a comment that didst not take into account these hotly debated topics of discussion:

Ah yes. It was the best of times. Indeed.

Wow! It’s an ever so rare Amanda Bynes public appearance!

In any event, LET THE SCRUTINIZING OF THE PICTURES BEGIN.

Blah blah blah so i went out and bought a buncha bootleg DVDs tonight. I took some pics. For no other reason than to just show off really.

Now what’s funny about the Dukes DVD is the MPAA rating on the back cover.

I never knew The Dukes Of Hazzard was Rated R for Violence Including Grisly Images of Torture, Nudity and Language. Ha ha ha. Oh you silly pirates. Cutting and pasting from other DVD covers to make your fake DVD covers (they got that off the FearDotCom DVD if you must know).

Also, note the shiny holographic effect on the cover that i caught on camera. See, here in Asia, pirated DVDs are the norm. So much so that it can actually be HARDER to find legit DVDs than it is to find pirated DVDs. Pirated DVDs are so normal that there’s even pirated versions of pirated DVDs.

Hence the addition of the shiny holographic effect on the covers nowadays. They do this so that other pirates can’t pirate the pirated DVDs. So if they ever try to just burn a copy of the pirated DVD and sell it with a photocopied copy of the holographic pirated DVD cover (which is what they do), the photocopied cover comes out all weird looking and you’ll know that it’s an inferior copy of what was already a copy in the first place. I guess it’s the pirates way of having copy protection. Which is quite hilarious if you really think about it.

Anyhow, i understand Sin City comes out next Tuesday. We’ve had the bootleg on sale in stores for quite a while now, like maybe a week or two. Oh and i wouldn’t bother getting if i were you. It’s pretty bare bones. Think Kill Bill Vol. 1. No commentary tracks. Only an 8 minute behind the scenes thing. I’d wait for the special edition that’s coming out in the next coupla months. Unless you really want the theatrical cut. Because i don’t think the special edition will have it on there. Or maybe it will. Not quite sure. Just stay tuned for more details i guess.

Oh i also bought Batman Begins (not pictured). Which i thought was a boring ass movie. So boring that i stopped watching after 45 minutes, leaving the file on my computer (i downloaded it a while back) to rot for a week, and then finally firing it up again after mustering enough patience to sit through the rest of the flick. And now i have it on DVD.

Sometimes i like to punish myself by buying movies i hate. No big whoop though. Not like i spent $19.99 to get it.

I got all three DVDs for like 3 bucks each.