ZOMG FORUM

Right here.

Obviously it’s a little barren (okay more like, completely barren) but hey, it’ll pick up in time. Maybe.

And i promise, this time, i’ll actually give two shits about running it properly (i.e. having moderators etc etc).

Okay maybe just one shit. Which is a step up from not giving a shit at all like last time (post TJNR, pre .net move). Let’s just hope we can get some responsible mods to keep things under relative control if the forums ever do pick up steam. But with only a few people who are actually even aware of this .net address, don’t expect a huge influx of new registrants anytime soon. Maybe once .com finally starts pointing .net.

I’m still wondering why it’s taking so long for it to do so (.com to start pointing to .net). I think my domain name registrar is like, holding it hostage or something. Start pointing here already damnit!! Propagate! Propagate!!!

ZOMG B(.)(.)BS

With only 144 shopping days until Christmas, I know what you are probably asking yourself:

“What can I get for the special guy in my life that he doesn’t already have?”

Well, fret no longer…let your friendly neighborhood AngelBaby help you give a unique gift that will keep on giving all year long…

I’m talking Shower Boobs. Yep, you heard me…SHOWER BOOBS.

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They are pretty much exactly what you think they are. According to the website that sells them, “the Shower Breasts are a fun and saucy shower gel/shampoo dispenser.” Shockingly, it doesn’t appear that this remarkable invention came from the same creative Japanese minds that brought the world the infamous “Sharanpowan” breast pillow. But couldn’t you just imagine celebrity versions of this product? Maybe with waterproof portraits you could adhere to the tile above your boobs? Just imagine how long you could go without having to refill the Pam Anderson model…

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My main question about this product isn’t “why does it exist?” but rather “why doesn’t the shower gel/shampoo come out of the nipples?”

Hayden Panettiere

It’s no secret that one of my most favoritest movies ever (besides TITANIC) is the original Bring It On (never seen the sequel – but i probably should someday, Bree Turner is in it and i’ve always liked her ever since she dipped her titties into that aquarium in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo).

Anyhow, Bring It On 3 is out and Hayden Panettiere’s in it. And i’m pretty sure you’ve seen that .gif that’s been circulating of her jiggling her ass (i fapped to it).

Anyway, here’s a collection of Hayden related clips and .gifs from the movie available for download (40.3MB .rar file). Enjoy!