Here’s Kristen Bell over at some Planet Hollywood event, promoting that new flick of hers, Pulse, by leaving her handprints in some clay or cement or something, and sadly enough, not on my penis.

Kristen Bell is pretty!

So, i gather at least quite a number of you have already seen The Descent now that it’s actually in wide release in the States. I made a post about it last year (which you can re-read here) saying how it was the scariest movie i’d ever seen (made me jump 6 times! and i don’t jump easily).

I saw the trailer that they put up for the movie on the Xbox Live Marketplace and i gotta say, it really sucked for those of you that saw that because it pretty much gave away one of its biggest scares (the ‘reveal’) in the trailer.

(Speaking of which, whoever cut the trailer for ‘The Departed‘, what the fuck? Ya, why not just show the whole movie in the trailer why don’t you. That said, i’m still intrigued by what changes they had to make to American-ize Boston-ize the flick, which, if you didn’t already know, is a remake of the Hong Kong hit movie, Infernal Affairs. But anyway… back to The Descent…)

Haven’t seen any of the other teasers or TV spots but i suggest avoiding them if you can, if you haven’t already seen the flick. It’s one of my favorite movies to make girls watch. Because if a movie like that can make me jump 6 times (i counted), then it’ll probably make a real girl (which, despite any rumors you may have heard, i am not) pee their pants. Or at least clutch your arm like really tight if you ever decide to use The Descent as a date movie. No guarantees of course since not all girls are complete pussies (most are though. i hear angelbaby was freaked out by Silent Hill. lolz).

Anyhow, for those of you who have seen the flick, know that: they actually tinkered around with the ending abit and made end a little bit more prematurely than the original UK ending. Knowing how both versions end, i think the UK ending is infinitely more superior than the US ending. I’d hold out for the DVD (which will include both endings) if you want to see the movie they way it’s supposed to end.

Nevertheless, shitty re-edited US ending aside, everything else before that: still top notch.

Recommended!

I’m going to go out on a severed limb here and talk out of what might be my proverbial ass; but in my opinion; Neil Marshall has entered the horror author field with this film. He took his place alongside Carpenter, Craven, Cronenberg and all. It’s been a while since we’ve had a solid addition to that list! The Descent was a brilliantly structured and executed piece of horror cinema. It was well written, layered, expertly acted, suspenseful as hell, directed with flair, emotionally resonant and f*cking gory/violent as well! I have absolutely nothing bad to say about this diamond in the rough – all I will say is see it, see it and SEE IT! THE DESCENT is the movie I’ve been waiting for all year – THANK YOU!

– Arrow In The Head

Okay so i’ve made the site all pretty again (like black lingerie with pink lace edging apparently) and while it looks all fine and sexy in Firefox on my Mac, it sort of looks like crap in IE on a PC, with quite a few broken bits and pieces here and there.

Two things that i’ve noticed are:

1. My own comments aren’t showing up in the comments. It just comes up blank.
2. Every comment is comment #1. Makes it look like everybody is first (please resist the temptation to call “First!” in every comment though, because once this is fixed, you’ll only look like a tool)

Lemme know if you find anything that looks like it doesn’t belong there.

I’ll try to get it all fixed. Even though everything looks fine when i’m looking at the site on my Mac.

Moral of the story: Mac > PC

Fact.

My girlfriend probably doesn’t think so though. But what do girls know!

So i was watching She’s The Man on DVD about two weeks ago with my girlfriend and i think i remember her calling me a pervert because i really wanted to wanted to see Amanda playing football soccer in a bikini. In fact, she got all pissy after i fired up the DVD and it actually took us me like three days to watch the whole movie from beginning to end. I had to stop the movie several times throughout because she would stop watching it and get all pissy because i was making her watch it (she really didn’t want to… but isn’t it like a chick flick??? she’s supposed to dig it!). Funny because we had no problems watching Aquamarine (she still thought i was a pervert though). I don’t get it!

I won’t even attempt watching Sleepover with her.

THE WIZARD! Wow! Opening credits! Christian Slater! Beau Bridges! Super Marios Bros!! KEVIN ARNOLD! WOW! California! California! Hi! FRED SAVAGE! Retard videogame playing genius! Hot girl! Where’s Winnie Cooper? Wow! Cosmo magazine! Hot girl taller than Fred Savage! Long kiss on top of trailer! Damn FRED SAVAGE! Nintendo Entertainment System! Oh no! Bad kids in trenchcoats! Vision Streetwear! Power Glove!! Wow! POWER GLOVE! “I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”!! Power Glove in dog movie Beethoven too! Power Glove starred in more movies than Fred Savage! RAD RACER! Oh no! Bad kid kick ass! It’s in the Power Glove! Power Glove actually deliver more believable performance than Fred Savage! I think it won Best Supporting Actor In A Movie Starring Fred Savage! Sorry Cary Elwes! Bad kid Lucas still kick ass! I want Power Glove! What to do now! Bring out retard who plays games good! Oh no! Retard run away! Oh no! Video Armageddon! SUPER MARIO BROS. 3!! WOW! Magic flute! WARP ZONE! Boo! Cheater! Win championship! YAY! Super Mario Bros. 3!!! All go home now.

“I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”

I first noticed her back in that Clockstoppers movie. I actually thought she was jailbait at the time but it turned out she was already like 27 or something crazy like that.

Didn’t even realize it was her in that elevator in Harold and Kumar..!

Anyhow, here she is all practically naked and stuff. Lips! Nips!

She has weirdly-far-apart boobies though. I don’t think i like that.

I’d still do her though. With a shirt on.

PS: Garcés > Alba?

I was watching Aquamarine on DVD with my girlfriend last night. Much to her dismay of course. She kept calling me a pervert for some reason. I think it was my incessant outspoken desire to see Jojo in a bikini and the fact that i actually hit rewind and went frame by frame during this one scene where i swore i saw Sara Paxton’s naked sideboob (i did and i was right).

Yeah. Jojo is fucking hot.

Here’s a video of Lindsay doing a little boxing (and bouncing) in that blue bikini at the beach.

Fap fap?!

ALL WET.

ALL YUMMY.

From the movie “Scoop”.

Scarlett really needs to do movie nudity. Like soon. So i can fap to her for great justice.