Fact #1: Purple is my favorite color!

Fact #2: I fapped to Uma in Dangerous Liaisons.

Is it just me or has she actually lost some of her appeal after that disappointing sex tape of hers?

Though, i have to say, i find these pictures to be completely unfappable.

But maybe i’m just not a big Mena Suvari fan.

I’d rather fap to Thora Birch in American Beauty instead.

A young Thora Birch seen standing in a window as she first removes her shirt to reveal her bra, and then unhooks her bra slowly to show us her large, natural breasts. Hi-res DVD capture from American Beauty.

FTW!

Fact: Fapping to that scene technically makes you sort of a pedo.

Got an e-mail from fellow reader ‘tehpunk’ with, and i quote, “more kate hoof evidence”.

Gross!

For those who don’t know, that is Kate from Katesplayground.com. And she’s always hiding her foot hoof in her shoots. Somehow, her hoof got caught on camera this time.

Look at what i’m gotted. KEKE. ^_^

Yeah! A classic controller for the Wii, Zelda for the Wii, a limited edition Zelda guidebook for the Wii, a 1up mushroom, and Lost Planet Collector’s Edition.

Was hoping to get a Nunchuk, a Wii-mote and Rayman Raving Rabbids but they were all out of stock. Managed to get myself a Wii component cable a coupla weeks back tho.

Now all i need is an actual Wii itself. It’s so fucking hard to get a US Wii without having to pay a premium price for it even two months after launch. JAP Wii’s on the other hand, are all over the place but US Wii’s, nigh on impossible to find.

I actually already have Zelda… for the Gamecube that is. But i hardly get to play the damn game ever since my fiancee kidnapped my Gamecube. All she ever plays is Animal Crossing (every. single. day.) and she refuses to let me take my Gamecube back. I curse the day that i introduced Animal Crossing into her life.

I used to think Eva Mendes > Eva Longoria.

But now, i think Eva Longoria > Eva Mendes.

But Eva Amurri > Eva Longoria + Eva Mendes.

Either way(s), here’s Eva Longoria probably as naked as she’ll ever be. Unless a sex tape comes out*!

*Chances: Very unlikely.

Cool. Something i submitted to Joystiq got picked up as a post! Even though they didn’t credit me. Bastards.

It’s actually something made by our good friend Trip. Creator of CHOBOT INVASION and numerous songs about me and my site (and the all time classic, ‘Hermione‘).

Trip created a flash application that lets you create your own “You got an item” scene from The Legend of Zelda (or Link to the Past). Not only can you personalize what the old man tells you, but you can also change the item Link picks up from a boring old sword to any 35 x 35 pixel image.

So please, if you will, check out DUH DUH DUH DUHHhhhhh and Digg it if you like it.

There’s a whole bunch of other user created “Take This” Zelda scenes linked in both the Joystiq and Digg comments. So let’s see what you guys can come up with and post your links in the comments!

Not too crazy about that hairdo (i prefer her Golden Globes ‘do) but would you look at that bod????

HOT.

On a scale of 1 to 10, i give her figure an 8.7!

I’d fap to her old almost nude Gear photoshoot but she wasn’t as toned as she is right now back then.

It’s kinda like fapping to Jamie Pressly in Poison Ivy after seeing her in DOA. It’s just not the same!!

PS: Jessica Biel does NOT have a linebacker body.

Okay, this is the girl cheng asked to see by virtue of winning the Name That Butt II contest. I had to look her up to figure out exactly who she was. Most recently, she was the lead in the (horrible, I’m told) remake of When A Stranger Calls. She was also in that movie with Elisha Cuthbert which I meant to see, but never did.

FUN FACT: She was the little girl who got attacked by all the tiny dinos at the beginning of Jurassic Park 2.

So they gave out these awards last night and lots of beautiful celebs showed up to strut their stuff on the red carpet. I didn’t watch (wtf…hours 3 & 4 of 24 were on!) but I did a quick survey of what the girls had to offer (nothing came close to Scarlett’s faptastic red dress from last year), and here are some of my faves. Interestingly, most of them from the world of TV rather than the silver screen.

Salma Hayek (the girl hopping on one foot behind her is Emilie de Ravin)

Ali Larter (whipped cream plz)

Hayden Panettiere (she looked like a little Greek goddess)

Jennifer Love Hewitt (Comeback Player of the Year award?)

Jessica Biel (best body in Hollywood?)

ps. Don’t worry, cheng…I haven’t forgotten about your Camilla post. 😉