To me, bitches~1!

My 27th for those of you who are counting.

So i checked to see if there were any celebrities that shared the same birth date as mine and the only notable one on that list was Miley Cyrus. Fap.

Also, sometime last week, i had a dream that i was fucking Raven Symone. True story.

White meat.

Dark meat.

All will be carved.

Happy Turkey Day!

Gobble, gobble! ^_^

Yeah these definitely need to be in hi res.

Hayden has muscular looking boobs no?

UPDATE:

By the way, Hayden is GQ’s ‘Obession of the Year’, if you didn’t already know. They have an interview with her on their website.

So tell us, Hayden, when do you intend to become the latest screwed-up girl in Hollywood?
Never, never. Cross our fingers.

We can’t schedule it for your twenty-first birthday or anything like that?
You can’t schedule rehab for me. And I don’t think you can schedule any DUIs. I think I’m going to be one of those boring girls.

Will you at least go into a gas-station bathroom without shoes on?
No, that’s disgusting. I’ve walked around other places maybe without my shoes on, but not bathrooms.

More of the interview here.

/UPDATE

On a side note, yes, i’ve noticed that the site has been EXTREMELY slow lately.

Not even just lately but for quite some time now actually. And frankly i’m getting quite sick of it. Mostly because uploading stuff to the server takes foreverrrrrrr. And i’m not even exaggerating. And this is also why i don’t really update as much as i’d like to. Because of the extremely slow upload speed. And i know it’s not just me because Angelbaby runs into this problem too, even with her super fast internet connection.

But fear not, i’m gonna be doing something about it. I’m gonna be switching servers soon. To a much better one so hopefully, the site won’t be as dog slow to access, as somebody once put it, as it is right now. So fingers crossed on having a smooth server transition and not like that last unsuccessful attempt. What a fucking nightmare that was.

Happy 15th Birthday, Miley!

Okay, so she doesn’t turn fifteen until the 23rd…but I’m gonna be busy with Thanksgiving stuff, so I figured I’d go ahead and do this early.

Here’s our girl at the American Music Awards this past weekend. One pic for each year!

Aww…they grow up so fast! Hard to believe Billy Ray let her go out in public wearing that teenie-tiny strapless dress, though.

Here’s a gallery of all the women that have appeared on season 1 of Californication.

FACT: Paula Marshall’s tits were CGIed in.

FACT: David Duchovny is truly a man among men.

And no, it’s not to see a nude CGI Angelina. Pervs.

Those who pony up ten bucks will get to see the new trailer for J.J. Abrams’ upcoming monster movie, Cloverfield. For a blurry glimpse of what that will entail, just click play…

Looks pretty damn coo.

UPDATE: Apple’s got it in yumby HD at their trailers site.

I remember reading somewhere, something about how Lacey Chabert is like, genuinely a really nice person in real life. Or something like how she’s the nicest person in Hollywood or something. I’ve tried googling for quotes on that but nothing came up.

But anyway, here’s Lacey out shopping for clothes.

I wonder who’s taking the pics though. A friend? A paparazzo? If it’s the latter, then wow, that’s really nice of her to let that dude take pictures of her trying on new clothes!

Fortunately, it would appear as though Hayden didn’t get that memo that Avril paid such close attention to when she hit the town in her black frock. Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing in photo #1, or is my active imagination just filling in the blanks, so to speak?

If anyone should feel the need to tinker with that first pic in Photoshop, feel free to throw it on an image hosting site and post the link in the comments.

>_>

I’d hit it standing up.