zomg guess which adorable television geek girl is gonna be on the COVER of the next issue of Playboy?

Olivia also gets a photo spread inside, but alas, non-nude. FTL.

Issue will be on stands June 19.

UPDATE: Cover unveiled!

A straight-to-video B-movie horror flick attained legendary status back in 1995, when Samantha Micelli appeared in various stages of undress throughout, a mere three years removed from Who’s The Boss.

Alyssa’s boobs would be on display once more that year in an episode of “The Outer Limits” and again in 1996 in Poison Ivy II. But it all started with one of the most unforgettable vampire films of all time.

ps. If you visit celebritymoviearchive.com hoping to find a collection of all of Miss Milano’s nude/topless scenes, you’ll find her name strangely absent from the gigant list of ladies. That’s because Alyssa and her mother wage a pointless war in a vain attempt to remove all such images of her from the internets.

Yeah, yeah…it’s been slow on the celeb pic front since the bikini outbreak last week. What can I tell you?

However, this dry spell gives me a chance to debut a girl who should’ve made an appearance long before now. Y’all may know her best as the Amish cutie from the movie Sex Drive, but she’s been in other stuff.

Hopefully Alice gets more work in the near future, ‘cuz I think she’s adorable. What a smile! ^_^

ps. Sorry pedos, she’s not nearly as young as she looks.