Found some yearbook photos of Kristin.

The grad council pic is my favorite. This is what i see when i look at it:

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Fucking Asians and their geeky grad councils!

I don’t watch BattleZZZZZZZZ GalactiZZZZZZZZ. I tried watching like the first 5 minutes of the pilot and i fell asleep. Okay not really but i did get so bored that i turned it off. I think i’ve mentioned this before. Anyway, here’s Tricia Helfer. I think she’s on the show or something.

I would have preferred Grace Park do this shoot. Even though i hate her. Like i hate Kristin Kreuk. And Jessica Alba.

Speaking of Kristin Kreuk…

Was this really considered sexy like back in the 40’s or something? Bathing suits have come a long way. Now what we need is Hayden is a REAL bathing suit. Like, oooh say… something like this.

It’s back! Everyone’s favorite intarweb game show! It’s…

NAME! THAT! BUTT!

The prize will be the same as the first time, winnar gets to request the subject of my next pic post.

Okay, everyone clear on the rules? Then let’s play!

First person to get them both wins!

Just when you thought Teh Lohan couldn’t possibly dive any further into the depths of the Skanklantic Ocean, she rents a bathysphere and sets new records. Didn’t this whore just have her appendix cut out?

I don’t even know what to make of these pics. Let’s try to break them down…

Lindsay is running. Down a public street. In a bikini. With a cigarette in her hand.

Okay…I’ve got nothing.

o_O

Personally…she’s way too thin for my tastes. Eamon, Dex and Sarah222 will probably think her thighs are too huge!

Simpson nipslips in the ocean? Dumb.

One of the best booties in the celebrity universe in the ocean? Yumb.

Jessica’s recent trip to Miami Beach is reminiscent of one she made to the seashore of Los Cabos in a now-infamous yellow bikini that kept riding up into areas that men around the world dream about.

If you squint your eyes in just the right way (don’t pretend you’re not going to, Justin), you can almost make yourself believe she’s bottomless in some of these shots…

Check out all those horny boys just standing there in the surf, slack-jawed with wondrous awe over the beauty that is Alba, while she acknowledges their worship with a coquettish grin. Those guys will have mental fapping material for weeks. Classic.

Looks almost like the same top Kiki wore two years ago.

Verdict: Best type of top ever!

So the former Princesses of Pop held New Year’s Eve parties…Xtina’s in NYC and Brit’s in Vegas (that alone should give you some hint of where this is headed). Let’s just say that back when the girls were in their early years of fame, I never would have guessed where things would be today. Who knew “Dirrty” Miss Aguilera would end up being the classier one, all things being relative?

Is Britney trying to quit smoking or something? She’s got that wad of gum in her mouth pretty much everytime I’ve seen her recently. And that dress she got tarted up in, that’s one you’ve gotta shave to wear in public…and I don’t mean your legs.

VERDICT: I’m never getting knocked up.