I must confess. I’ve never actually seen a single episode of Desperate Housewives before.

So i really have no idea what the appeal of Eva Longoria is. Aside from how she looks that is.

– August 16 1995 –

Amanda does cannonball from high dive.

Man, it’s good to see Amanda out in public this much. Makes me wanna just pinch her by her puffy little cheeks and go “EEEEEEE!!!! AMANDA!!!! YAY!!!!”. I love you Amanda Bynes.

To the guy in the comments who said he just bought the What A Girl Wants DVD: Is that movie any good? I caught like the first 5 minutes of it on HBO the other day and it didn’t really seem to grab me. I actually bought the DVD back in ’03 and i still haven’t gotten around to watching it. Haven’t gotten around to watching my Lizzie McGuire Movie DVD either for that matter.

Oh wait i just found out it was Kiko who bought the DVD.

What a faggot.

So i was over at Junk Feud the other day and LO AND BEHOLD what do i see? A blogad featuring a name from the past.

Now before i go on. Tell me. Has anybody heard of Jamie Leigh? Anybody? Those of you who were around last year might. But probably not in the way the rest of you are thinking of. “Is she supposed to be famous or something?” Well if by famous you mean someone’s own self inflated illusions of grandeur, then i GUESS so.

See Jamie used to come around here and leave comments plugging her own site. Except she used to do it while posing as other people. She’d go around posing as one of her own ‘fans’, posting countless pictures of herself and links to her website in the comments. I’ve since removed the majority of the comments she left but there are still a couple floating around in the archives. It didn’t take long to find out that she was a well know serial comment spammer. Much like a spambot. Except she went around and did it all herself. Sometimes even posting up super long essays and crap.

It’s been pretty well documented.

Anyhow, as i was saying, this illusion of grandeur of hers. So she makes herself out to be some kind of internet superstar on her site. Some kind of Madonna of the internet or something. That she has fans from all over the place. Heck, right now, she even has this ‘GLOBAL NET EXLCUSIVE’ sit down interview thing on her site. Global my ASS. As if everybody around the world was actually looking forward to that thing. I was over there the other day and i just couldn’t beleive the CRAP i was seeing. It’s gotten even worse than it was a year ago.

I even Googled her name again to see if there was even one iota of truth to her so called superstar status. I didn’t even see ONE well known internet site linking to her. There weren’t any back then and there aren’t any right now. I mean, if she really was famous and all, she’d have to be linked on at least ONE big internet site no? And what’s with all that “THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE” crap? As if there’s actually even any unofficial ones out there. HAH.

Going further into her website, i stumble across a link to all her fanmail she’s posted. Now i don’t know about you but those have got to be the most made up sounding fanmail i’ve ever read. Either that or those are just the most stupidest people ever. I mean, they’ve got to be if they’re actually buying into all her crap. Either that or they’re just being nice. I’d go so far as to say that she probably made up some of those e-mails herself. Because keep in mind, this was all on a site owned by somebody who’s known for pretending to be her own so called fans and spamming other people’s blogs with plugs to her own site.

So we have the made up fans, all that comment spamming, the self indulgent GLOBAL NET EXCLUSIVE video (i watched like 2 minutes of that crap and couldn’t bear to keep watch any longer), her incredibly pretentious horn tooting ‘world’ of a website she’s created, but the kicker of it all… has GOT to be the PRESS RELEASES she puts out, presumably by herself about herself. Just to make it SEEM like she is famous and in the press Oh boy. It was so funny that i even chuckled. And it takes A LOT to make laugh, much less even chuckle.

Man, i’m just itching to include a hyperlink to her website just so she can get a referral and come back here.

Oh what the hell.

UPDATE:

Just got this message from Anri.

that post just brought up hilarious memories.

like last year, when i wrote for hugeinternetsuperstars (jasonrivera.com) i asked jamie for an interview to see how egotistically she would respond.

the result was hilarious. she replied to the email about 6 times, along with several voicemails.

i could only find 2 of the voicemails, but they’re so funny. she rambles on about her dog for no reason. i love it.

http://rapidshare.de/files/4048757/jamieleigh.wav.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/4048842/jamieleighdotnet2.wav.html

WOW. I remember hearing one of these voicemails when it got posted in the comments last year but i never knew that there were several. Hahaha. I can just imagine it. Hilarious.

There’s a reason why i recently added this little notice right above the comment input box.

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Aha! I knew something was up with Jenny McCarthy. One doesn’t just show up for photoshoots out of the blue if they don’t have an upcoming project to promote or something. Joblo reports that Jenny has a movie coming out this September.

Sometimes a girl has to get a little down and dirty before she can find pure love. In the slapstick comedy, DIRTY LOVE, Jennifer McCarthy is gorgeous, goofy, and gross all at once in this hilarious take on one woman’s chaotic quest for true love. It’s a knowing, funny, trashy, guilty pleasure, in the spirit of Porky’s and National Lampoon, only this time, it’s through the eyes of one of America’s cover girls: Jenny McCarthy. Rebecca (Jenny) is devastated when she comes home one night and finds Richard (Victor Webster), her supermodel boyfriend, engaged in sexual acrobatics with another woman in their bed. To mend her broken heart, she takes a strange and wild trip of funny sexual encounters that includes putting basses in asses and pulling hanker-chiefs out. With the help of a bossy psychic and her off-beat friends, Rebecca finds that the path to true love is right in front of her.

No trailer or official site up yet. But it definitely sounds like it’s an R rated picture.

Did i mention that it’s PACKED with nudity? Oh and CARMEN ELECTRA is gonna be in it too.

Speaking of R rated movies, The 40 Year Old Virgin sounds like it’s going to be EVEN BETTER than Wedding Crashers. I saw the (teaser?) trailer for Virgin a while back and didn’t really find it to be all that funny. Could it be that they were actually saving all the good jokes for the movie itself? And not just putting them all in the trailer like every other movie? I hope so. And that’s why i’m avoiding any more reviews and trailers until the movie comes out. I don’t want any good jokes to be spoiled. Hate it when that happens.

– August 15 1990 –

Amanda steps in mud in new white sneakers.

In other news, Clownface was also spotted at the same event.

Amanda > Clownface

These people have generously donated their monies to help keep the site up and running for another 6 months.

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I saw The Skeleton Key yesterday. The movie was kinda slow going at times but damn, did that ending ever pay off. Wow. I haven’t been sucker punched like that in a long time. I had the same kind of feeling like from when i first saw The Usual Suspects, The Sixth Sense and, in some ways, Requiem for a Dream. If the ending to Requiem upset my stomach (although it was more of a make you wanna puke kinda upset), well then The Skeleton Key’s just plained ol’ upsetted me. But in a good way. But damn… man, that ending. I mean, shit… a whole day later and i’m still reeling from it. Damn

Anyhow, slow going sucker punching movie aside, Kate Hudson; one of the main reasons i stuck it through the whole thing. If she weren’t in the flick, i would’ve probably given up on it 45 minutes into the movie. But no, i stuck with it. And i’m glad i did in the end. Kate Hudson is gorgeous.

I’ve always liked her ever since i saw her in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. Never really noticed her much in Almost Famous though. Which reminds me, i need to go watch Almost Famous Untitled – The Bootleg Cut. I’ve had that DVD for like 2 years now and i still haven’t gotten around to watching it. Kate Hudson is HOT.

You know that scene in Army of Darkness when Bruce Campbell gets sucked into the Necronomicon only to come back out with his face all elongated and shit?

That’s what the Duff sisters look like.