S’more Jenny McCarthy pics for the masses.

So anyway, there’s these old recently discovered Demi Moore nudes floating around the internets (look for them yourself) from some photoshoot she did for some foreign magazine from way back in like 1981 or something, pre-implants, and it got me thinking. Would Jenny McCarthy be as desirable if she didn’t have those big ol’ implants?

Pamela Anderson, Brooke Burke and Carmen Electra too for that matter. If they didn’t have the boobs, all they’d have to go by would be their face (and talent i suppose). Are they hot enough in the face to be successful without the boobs? Would anybody even care about them if they didn’t have the boobs?

Ah Lindsay. Unfortunate as it may be that you are but a shadow of your former self. Tis a shame really.

Allow me to take you back in time. Back in the days of yore (2004 AD), whence nary was there a comment that didst not take into account these hotly debated topics of discussion:

Ah yes. It was the best of times. Indeed.

Wow! It’s an ever so rare Amanda Bynes public appearance!

In any event, LET THE SCRUTINIZING OF THE PICTURES BEGIN.

Blah blah blah so i went out and bought a buncha bootleg DVDs tonight. I took some pics. For no other reason than to just show off really.

Now what’s funny about the Dukes DVD is the MPAA rating on the back cover.

I never knew The Dukes Of Hazzard was Rated R for Violence Including Grisly Images of Torture, Nudity and Language. Ha ha ha. Oh you silly pirates. Cutting and pasting from other DVD covers to make your fake DVD covers (they got that off the FearDotCom DVD if you must know).

Also, note the shiny holographic effect on the cover that i caught on camera. See, here in Asia, pirated DVDs are the norm. So much so that it can actually be HARDER to find legit DVDs than it is to find pirated DVDs. Pirated DVDs are so normal that there’s even pirated versions of pirated DVDs.

Hence the addition of the shiny holographic effect on the covers nowadays. They do this so that other pirates can’t pirate the pirated DVDs. So if they ever try to just burn a copy of the pirated DVD and sell it with a photocopied copy of the holographic pirated DVD cover (which is what they do), the photocopied cover comes out all weird looking and you’ll know that it’s an inferior copy of what was already a copy in the first place. I guess it’s the pirates way of having copy protection. Which is quite hilarious if you really think about it.

Anyhow, i understand Sin City comes out next Tuesday. We’ve had the bootleg on sale in stores for quite a while now, like maybe a week or two. Oh and i wouldn’t bother getting if i were you. It’s pretty bare bones. Think Kill Bill Vol. 1. No commentary tracks. Only an 8 minute behind the scenes thing. I’d wait for the special edition that’s coming out in the next coupla months. Unless you really want the theatrical cut. Because i don’t think the special edition will have it on there. Or maybe it will. Not quite sure. Just stay tuned for more details i guess.

Oh i also bought Batman Begins (not pictured). Which i thought was a boring ass movie. So boring that i stopped watching after 45 minutes, leaving the file on my computer (i downloaded it a while back) to rot for a week, and then finally firing it up again after mustering enough patience to sit through the rest of the flick. And now i have it on DVD.

Sometimes i like to punish myself by buying movies i hate. No big whoop though. Not like i spent $19.99 to get it.

I got all three DVDs for like 3 bucks each.

This picture makes me want to kick Avril Lavigne in the vagina.

For no other reason than me just wanting to kick a girl in the vagina.

I got kneed in the balls once. By a girl. In grade school. It hurt like a motherbitch.

One day, i will have my revenge on that girl.

Remember when Lucasarts used to make real games and not just stupid faggot Star Wars games all the time? I spent an entire 24 or so hours downloading every old Lucasarts SCUMM games i could find yesterday. Okay actually i just found a single torrent of every single old Lucasarts SCUMM game ever made so it wasn’t like i was on some Indiana Jones-like interweb downloading adventure.

Here’s a list of games that i kept from the 2.3 gig package.

There were a bunch more but they didn’t seem to be all that hot. Like Maniac Mansion, Zak waheteverthefuck, Simon the Sorcerer etc. So i deleted them.

I’ve only played Monkey Island 1 so far, out of all the games i haven’t played yet. I’m at the end of the first chapter i think. Got all my three trials done, bought a ship, gathered my crew but when i go to the dock to meet up with all of them, they aren’t there. Stupid. Must be a glitch or something. Or maybe i didn’t do something right. I checked a walkthrough and it says they all should be on the dock waiting for me. Fucking faggot game. I quit Monkey Island. Monkey Island makes me angry.

I think i’ll try out one of the newer games. Maybe replay Full Throttle again. I never did finish that game the first time around. I think i got stuck on that part of the game where you’re fighting with the end boss(?) on that truck and it’s heading towards a cliff or something. How great. Made it to end of the game(?), without looking at any walkthroughs (remember this was 1995 when the internets wasn’t born yet). And i get impossibly stuck on the last scene(?). This makes me angry thinking about it. I quit Full Throttle. Full Throttle makes me angry.

Maybe i’ll try out The Dig. Always wanted to play this game. Didn’t Spielberg help out with this game? And i think it has Robert Patrick voice acting in it. Which i used to think was super cool when i read about it in PC Gamer magazine. Of course this was back when Robert Patrick was actually hot shit. I bet i’ll get impossibly stuck playing The Dig too. I seem to recall several magazine reviews (magazine reviews because the internets wasn’t born yet in 1996) mentioning some impossibly hard puzzles. Fuck that. I quit The Dig already. The Dig makes me angry. Visit https://www.headphonage.com/ to find the best headphones for gamers.

In fact, i quit all these games without even playing them because i know i’ll get stuck somewhere along the line because that’s just the way Lucasarts games are with all their motherbitch puzzles. SCUMM games make me angry!!!

I’ll just stick to playing Psychonauts, the closest thing to a ‘real Lucasarts’ game that you can get in 2005. Tim Schafer worked on Psychonauts (he also worked on quite a number of those classic SCUMM games) and it’s got all that trademark Day of the Tentacle/Sam & Max type humor that makes all those old SCUMM games so enjoyable. If it weren’t for all the impossible puzzles of course. Lucasarts makes me angry.

Remember the Jenny McCarthy Show on MTV? I used to love watching that show. Funny as hell. I remember fapping to it every now and then. She was always playing these sexy goofy characters on it (it was a sketch comedy show if you don’t remember). Nobody can do sexy goofy like Jenny McCarthy can.

And that’s hot.