Indie chicks

If i had my way, i’d stop posting just so i can have that picture of Eva Longoria down there on the front page forever. That picture is too cute. I may just make it my PSP background wallpaper.

Today i inadvertently watched three Melissa Sagemiller movies without even knowing that she was in all of them. Love Object (actually i knew she was in this one, fourth time i’ve watched this movie), The Clearing (didn’t know) and Sorority Boys (second viewing, never even realized that was her in this flick).

I think i will put her alongside Parker Posey…

…and Rachel McAdams.

They all fall under this same category of hotness that i have for them. I do not know what exactly that category is called but they’re all in there anyway.

I rewatched Scream 3 for the second and third time this week (the third time was for the commentary track). Been 5 years since i first saw it. I never realized how funny Parker Posey was in this flick. Has she played any comedic roles in other movies? Indie or otherwise? I need to watch more Parker Posey movies. Recommend me some. Except for Blade Trinity. I’ve already seen that one.

Parker Posey is awesome. So is Rachel McAdams. And Melissa Sagemiller, the whitest white girl i’ve ever seen. No really. Not only is her hair super blonde, but she’s super pale too.

Prediction: Nobody will recommend me any Parker Posey movies because you all hate her and therefore, you are all fags.

Outcome: I take it upon myself to google “Parker Posey is funny” and find this page, a veritable treasure trove of Parker Posey movie info.

Afterthought: Parker Posey and Rachel McAdams look almost alike.

Conclusion: Rachel is cuter. But Parker is pretty cute herself too. And you’re all faggots for not recommending me Parker Posey movies. And for liking Jessica Alba so much. I hate you all.

THAT JESSICA CHOBOT PROJECT

HERE IT IS, AT LONG LAST. IT IS DONE. THE SUPER SECRET JESSICA CHOBOT PROJECT IS COMPLETE.

At the end of this post, you will find a hyperlink. It will take you to a page where you can play this super secret Jessica Chobot project. Yes! This super secret Jessica Chobot project… is interactive! It is… A GAME!

Instructions on how to play:

What? Who are you? Jessica fucking Chobot?? Fuck instructions! Real hardcore gamers don’t need instructions! You play by trial and error. Faggot.

So here it is. I give you:

CHOBOT INVASION