I’ve said it once and i’ll say it again:

Anne. When the hell is Havoc coming out.

I can’t wait for the Unrated DVD of Wedding Crashers to come out. You know it’s gonna happen. All of the Frat Pack’s DVDs have Unrated versions (Old School, Dodgeball, Anchorman etc).

I’m hoping there’ll be more of Jane Seymour in it. And by Jane Seymour i mean Jane Seymour’s boobies. I find it strange that they never really actually showed them full on despite all the hype surrounding her nude scene.

Oh and if anybody’s wondering, those weren’t Isla Fisher’s boobies in the movie. Body double.

I actually thought Isla was a lot younger. Was expecting her to maybe be like 18 or something. Did some googling and turns out she’s much older AND she’s engaged to Ali G.

Go check out Wedding Crashers if you haven’t already. You’ll love Isla Fisher’s performance.

I picked up a bootleg copy of Spartan on DVD for 4 bucks last night. Been meaning to get it for quite a while now but i wasn’t about to spend 24 bucks on it back at Best Buy. Especially when its as bare bones as it gets. Only a commentary track and some trailers? Not worth it. Maybe for 15, but not 24.

Anyhow, i really like the movie. Heard some good things about it and i wasn’t disappointed. I was a little intimidated by it going in, since i’ve never really seen any of David Mamet’s work (and i hear he has a style that you either love or hate). I’ve also heard some people complaining about how they didn’t understand what the hell was going in this movie. Well, those people are probably stupid because i had no problems at all following the vague, yet still very understandable unless you’re a complete moron, storyline.

I say vague because there’s very little expositional dialogue in this flick. It just throws you in heat of things and leaves it up to you to catch up and figure out what’s going on. No spoonfeeding the plot for you in this movie. Unless of course you’ve read a synopsis beforehand. Which i did not.

Val Kilmer is pretty badass in the movie. Reminds me a lot of Jack Bauer. In fact the whole movie kinda reminds of 24. Which is a good thing. I’d love to see a sequel to Spartan but that’s probably never gonna happen. It is a David Mamet flick after all. And how many David Mamet movie sequels have there been? Precisely.

Kristen Bell is in the movie. Playing a whore no less. She gets topless in one scene but you only get to see her from the back. Although there is this other scene, where if you freeze frame it at the right moment, you get to see a nipple! Bonanza!

Kristen Bell is cute. I’d put her right next to Alison Lohman in terms of hotness.

Chop off the top half of her head and i can swear i see Avril Lavigne smiling.

The other girl who’s not Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Sky High. She looks like a less retarded looking Amber Tamblyn in this professional headshot.

(Amber was actually hot in The Ring. But somewhere between The Ring and Joan of Arcadia, her head just totally went mongoloid)

Danielle looks completely different in ‘real’ pictures though. Which was when most of these were taken.

Now, the burning question is…

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Anybody seen Sky High yet? I hear it’s supposed to be really good.

I posted about this one chick a coupla months ago. Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Pretty much unknown. But she’s in the movie (she’s also gonna be in the upcoming Final Destination 3 flick) and i’m curious to see if she’s any hotter in motion than she is in some of the still photos i’ve seen of her. She has this Winnie Cooper-kinda-hot thing going for her. I think it’s the bangs.

I don’t really dig chicks with bangs (i think it’s a horrible haircut) but she can look pretty hot without them.

I’m gonna make it a point to watch Sky High. If not for Mary, then at the very least for Bruce Campbell. Actually scratch that. Even if Mary weren’t in it, i’d watch it just for Bruce Campbell.

Bruce Campbell > Mary Elizabeth Winstead?

Does that make me gay?

You’d go gay for Bruce Campbell too i bet. It’s Bruce freakin’ Campbell!

Hail to the king baby.

Oooh Keeley you sexy minx you.

Here is a link to a page where you can find Keeley pretty much… well… naked. As she always seems to be.

It looks to be some sort of members lounge thing so i dunno if access will be blocked or not so check it out while its still up. I’d host the pics on my server but Page 3 would probably threaten to sue me again. Bastardos.

Upon further inspection: Ah it is part of a members lounge thing. But it’s free! Might be worth signing up for.

Any skinnier and i would’ve mistaken her for a poor Ethiopian child! Eat up you former anorexic! I hate girls who eat too little. I also hate girls who eat too much.

Conclusion: I hate girls?

But i’d totally do Chris Evans and Ryan Reynolds if i were.

You would too. Admit it you faggot.