Can never have too much of Scarlett.

You know, i think it’s funny that she was willing to be nude for the love scene in The Island (but couldn’t because it had to be PG-13) and yet she got all huffy about wearing those panties in the opening scenes of Lost In Translation (until Sofia Coppola convinced her that it’d look good on camera – after modeling them herself).

This used to be my laptop wallpaper for a long time.

Of course, i had to switch it to something else everytime i brought my PowerBook to class.

Now riddle me this. So Michelle Wie and Emma Watson are roughly the same age right. I think they’re both 15 (correct me if i’m wrong). Totally jailbait and all that. Yet why wouldn’t i feel as guilty boning Michelle Wie as i would Emma Watson?

In honor of the release of the new Harry Potter book, heeeeeeere’s Emma.

I see braces! Perhaps it’s true what they say about British teeth.

I guess Rockstar lied. They really did put Hot Coffee in San Andreas. Hilary Clinton will probably have a field day with this.

Tut tut Rockstar.

Doomed to roam the land unloved, used in moments of desperation, and, well, FAT.

Fat girls do need love. They need it way more than the girls who get our love. I mean, they’re fucked! Totally, utterly, completely fucked. But then there’s the whole thing of – WHY NOT JUST STOP EATING SO MUCH? Having a little extra padding is one thing (and on girls, can be really cute, if it hangs right), but being grossly fat is GROSS. So it’s that sort of thing where you simultaneously have both PITY and CONTEMPT for them. Poor, poor, fat girls. Though most emphatically do not make the rocking world go round as Freddie Mercury once said while giving a mustache ride to some teenage boy he picked up in Malaysia.

Well we already know Michael Bay is attached to direct (i guess Dreamworks must be really impressed with his work on The Island). Whether that’s good news or bad depends on you. I personally like Michael Bay and i look forward to all his flicks (has the man ever done wrong? and before you say it, shut up. Pearl Harbor was GOOD).

Anyhow, with Steven Spielberg onboard and executive producing the flick, that should take some of the heat off of Bay for all you Bay haters out there who’re bitching about him directing. Because with Spielberg attached, it can’t turn out to be all that ‘bad’ (shyeah. like Michael Bay’s ever made a ‘bad’ movie. Michael Bay rules!).

The flick is still a long ways away though. It’s due to be released on July 4th, 2007. I predict War Of The Worlds type box office figures.

YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCH! YOU’VE GOT THE POWERRRRR!

They need to work in that song somehow.

Official movie website here. There’s a official blog too. Oh and apparently somebody stole Optimus Prime’s license plate at Comic-Con.

Was at the ESPYs too.

Hot?

(i’d still hit it though regardless)

At the ESPYs.

Oh and shut up, she most certainly does not have a butch face. A bitch face maybe, but a butch face? I think not. She wouldn’t be one of the faces of Revlon if she did.

Speaking of which, i find it kind of amusing that Eva Mendes is with Revlon and Eva Longoria is with L’Oréal. But that’s just me.

Has a monkey face. Like something out of Planet of the Apes or something. Or maybe it’s just me.

Either way, those lines and dimples that form on her face whenever she smiles really hard?

No sir, i don’t like it.

But she has nice boobs i’ll give her that. Fake? Real? Fill me in because i have no idea.

Speaking of Brooke, anybody here watch that Rockstar: INXS show on CBS? She’s hosting it along with Dave Navarro. It’s sort of like American Idol for rockstars. Winner gets to be INXS’ new frontman/frontwoman or something. Anyhow, i’m mentioning it because i think i saw an Avril looking chick contestant on the show. At least she looked like Avril from a distance (if Avril was like 25 and not as skinny that is). It’s one of the chicks with the long straight hair. Not quite sure what her name is though. Not even sure if she really does look like Avril but that long, straight Avril-y hair definitely caught my eye (then again i could just be seeing things). I’ve only started watching the show this week so i don’t really know too much about the people in it. Anyhow, it’s good to have another American Idol-y show on the air. Something to look forward to each week. I bet a guy wins. Maybe J.D (he seems cool so far). Because a woman fronting INXS? That’d be kinda weird methinks. But hey, you never know.