Wow! It’s June already! And just about a week away from the premiere of Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

June 10th

Which i will be getting on DVD, in like less than a week after its release, of course. But you know what, as awesome as the premise of the movie is, you know that they won’t be going at each other the whole movie. I bet they’ll probably team up to take down a greater evil by the end of the flick (ala Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever aka What A Fucking Piece Of Shit Movie). And besides, the whole teaming up thing; given away in the trailer. What the fuck is that. Boo urns. Nevertheless, it’ll still be pretty damn good movie. The guy who did Swingers and The Bourne Identity is directing. How can it go wrong? This movie will be so money.

Oh and check out the similarities between Mr. & Mrs. Smith and True Lies after the jump.

June 10th

And then we have a new Robert Rodriguez flick! Another one of his kid flicks though (ala Spy Kids). And in 3-D too. Doesn’t look like it’ll be as good as Spy Kids though. No Alexa Vega. No Carla Gugino. In fact, nobody from the usual group of actors that Robert Rodriguez likes to use over and over either. Shocking! But it does have a (hot?) unknown child actor that Angelbaby really likes. Which is scary because she’s only 12 and Angelbaby is a girl. Pedo?

Oh yeah then there’s Batman Begins which comes out in about two and a half weeks.

June 17th

On the same day Hilary ‘i’m officially hotter than Lindsay Lohan now’ Duff’s new movie is coming out.

June 17th

Ya, that’ll kill any chances of it making any money. At least Disney has the sense to release LiLo’s Herbie flick a week later.

June 24th

But even that won’t help much. Besides, with Lindsay looking like shit these days (WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES), and with Disney actually giving LiLo a CGI BREAST REDUCTION in the movie, nobody’s gonna wanna go see it. They just CGIed out the biggest (NOT ANYMORE!!!) selling point of all Lindsay Lohan movies! Dumb!

Oh and Land of the Dead comes out on the same day too.

June 24th

And finally, June 29th. The movie event of the year. OMGZ! WAR OF THE WORLDS!!!

Ya, everybody and their cat will go see this. My number one reason why this is a must watch? Two words:

DAKOTA FANNING!!!!!!!!

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Not including choking your wife Anakin.

Here are some Romy & Michele: In The Beginning caps. Pretty risque for an ABC family movie methinks.

Mmm. So large.

Wow. Chyler Leigh looks really different without makeup on.

With.

Without.

I still think it’s a shame that FOX cancelled Girls Club all those years ago. Look at that hottie cast.

Kathleen Robertson, Chyler Leigh (with makeup), Gretchen Mol. I would’ve just watched it for the eye candy alone. But cancelled after two episodes. WHY FOX WHY.

Yeah. I’d totally buy this. Not so much for the Pokemon that’s on it (it’s actually a limited edition Pokemon DS with Mew on it) but for the color. Think Sony will ever put out a purple PSP? Not in a million years. That’s why Nintendo is so HARDCORE. And besides, it totally matches my totally purple site. Like totally.

I’m hoping Nintendo’s free WiFi service will work without any hitches. I can’t imagine the joys of playing Mario Kart and Animal Crossing online. Speaking of WiFi, i still can’t get my faggot PSP to connect online with the WipeOut Pure browser DNS ‘hack’. Nor can i connect to any online games in Twisted Metal Head On. Actually, i can connect (downloaded the new skin, track and ship for WipeOut just fine) but i just can’t play online or browse the internets. I’m using a WRT54G Linksys router. Apparently i’m not the only one who has this problem (see comments #1 and #3). Gay.

Oh fucking great. My PSP formatted Jack Jack Attack download just stopped with 5 megs left to go. I hate fags who don’t seed after they finish downloading (even though i do the same thing myself). Faggots.

Look at what i saw on my site the other day. Nice.

Spoilers within?

So when exactly did Padme become Anakin’s complete bitch? Her character was so weak in Episode III. Was that even supposed to be the same hardass bitchface Queen Amidala from Episode I? She totally became a stereotypical dumb girl who doesn’t know better who falls for the greasy haired bad guy. Just like most girls in real life! And why do these girls always put up with these abusive, walk all over you, do whatever i say or i’ll choke the life out of you bad guys? What is it about the wrong kind of guy? You know it’ll just end badly. Dumb.

That said, was everything supposed to take place over the course of 9 months or something? Because it all felt more like 5 days. One day, Padme finds out she’s pregnant, then all of a sudden, out pops Luke and Leia.

I wonder what Padme is like in bed. Being a former Queen and all. Princess Leia, well, she grew up without her father, and that sort of shit can make a chick a cock machine, Princess or not. Amidala, however, i’m willing to bet is a right churchy virgin. No way she’s letting you fuck her mouth and come on her tits.

Mmm. Padme.

I’d choke it.

This needs to be slowed down.

And on DVD.

What the hell did Lindsay Lohan do? Run over a gypsy?

Your new American Idol.

I prefer her with straight hair though. The wavy thing she had going on during the season finale wasn’t so hot.

I don’t know why but whenever i think of her, i think of Jessica Simpson. Probably because they’re both blonde and from the South. But Carrie Underwood, definitely > Jessica Simpson. I think out of the last 3 seasons, season 4’s two finalists are definitely the most appealing. Kelly Clarkson (no boobs), Justin Guarini (Sideshow Bob). Clay Aiken (nerd), Ruben Studdard (fat). Fantasia Barrino (not hot), Diana DeGarmo (forgettable, i actually had to look up Diana’s name to see if she was indeed one of the final two). So yeah, Carrie and Bo, definitely the best pair. Simon was right.

Did anybody else have a love/hate relationship with Mikalah Gordon? I do. She has the most annoying speaking voice, she’s way too sassy/fiesty, she has a bitchface and yet, i’d still hit it. Funny that.

Anybody know where i can get Carrie’s soon to be released single on mp3? I have that song stuck in my head. I smell best selling American Idol single ever.

Carrie > All?