What i did today

Today, i woke up at 1:19pm. I should have woken up earlier though because i was planning on going to see The Chronicles of Riddick at 1. But i didn’t. Now i have to go and see it tomorrow because i refuse to see it at any other time today. This makes me sad. I’m going to try to drive all the stupid people off my site with this shitty update.
It is very cold today! The weatherman lied. A few days ago he said it would be hot again. But it’s still cold! Like yesterday! I hate the weatherman. Some of you are a fucking waste of bandwidth. Not worth the time and money put into the running of this site.
I made two hot dogs for lunch. I used two buns. Two beef sausages. Shredded lettuce. Cheese. Chilli sauce. And lots and lots of mayonnaise. I like mayonnaise. I hope all the dumb fucks never come here again. I’ve already started banning people without warning. If you don’t like it, get the fuck out. Zero. Tolerance.
I am sleepy. I think i will go to sleep now. Have a nice day!

HRRRMMM

I WONDER WHAT THESE THREE E-MAILS HAVE IN COMMON:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: LINDSAY LOHAN
From: “Zach Robinson”
Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 20:21:02 -0400

DUDE! YOUR SITE KICKS ASS!! ESPECIALLY THE LINDSAY LOHAN NIPPLE PICS! DO U THINK I COULD GET HER NUMBER FROM YOU? I’LL DO ANYTHING FOR IT! THANKS DUDE,

ZACH

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Sorry for using this link, but…
From: “Justin Crossland”
Date: Wed, 9 Jun 2004 12:29:39 -0400

I’m too much of a tard to figure out the ‘proper’ way to email you something. Anyway, seems as if you have some competition in your love for the under 18 stars. This guy has taken a liking to one Hermione Granger from Harry Potter. Check out the pictures.
http://jasonkill.com/hermione/index.htm

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To: “webmaster@psykotik.zzn”
Subject: LL Flash animation
From: “Nick”
Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 16:39:03 -0400

oh, you’ll like this
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/coconut.php
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I think i liked it better when i first posted it on the site 3 MONTHS AGO. By the way, i made the original. That guy took it and used it in his flash.

The Hermione thing has already been covered here and the Lindsay thing? Come on now…

See? Not only do i get comments that link to crap that i (or other people) have already posted on the site, i also get e-mails about stuff that i (or other people) have already posted on my own site.

I occasionally get e-mails about things that i’ve never seen before and i appreciate it. But 90% of the time, it’s about stuff that i already know about. I mean, come on now. This is me. I am like the finder of all things that are cool. Or at least the finder of things that i find to be cool that i think would be postworthy on my site. I actually don’t mind getting these types of e-mails. At least it’s ‘free’. And it’s a hell of a lot better than you wasting my site’s bandwidth by posting crap in the comments that we’ve already seen.

ANYWAY.

The MTV Movie Awards was pretty disappointing. Lindsay Lohan barely had any screen time. Shit, i think that midget demon had more screen time than she did. It was pretty bust. I think the only good part about the whole show was when Eminem mooned the audience. It got edited out though.

But guess what? Here’s a picture!

Goddamn she’s so hot. I’d hit it in every hole. And between her boobs too. If it were possible.

YEAH THAT’S RIGHT

If you never want to see Peter Andre ever again, don’t be a moron in the comments. Of course, it’ll be impossible to stop all the newbs from being stupid, so i’m hoping that you regulars will give them a verbal bashing if you see one. Seriously.

By the way, if you missed it, i replaced fubar with a Peter Andre fansite for about 30 hours. Think of it as punishment. Punishment that i’m not afraid to give again!!!!!

The guestbook i had on there and the e-mails i’ve gotten so far:

Continue reading →

What’s up?

Hey guys. Check out what i found. I’m not sure if anybody’s seen this yet (probably not) but i found pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s nipple peeking out of her top! Hehehehe. Oh and i also found these pics too. You can ALMOST see her nipples in those ones. But not quite!

Also, omg guess what, HER DAD GOT ARRESTED!!!! That Lohan family. Such sillies.

Ooh ooh, check this out guys. It’s a top ten list of the best nipple slips! Guess who’s number one?? I’m SHOCKED that they made this cartoon SO FAST because those nipple slip pics i just posted up there just came out!

You know what i think? Lindsay Lohan’s boobs CANNOT be real. It’s impossible! I mean, EVERYBODY knows that if a girl suddenly has big boobs, she MUST have gotten plastic surgery. Also, i found this page that TOTALLY proves it! You can see the scar tissue under her boobs!! And i’m definitely sure that those pics are real because i’m an expert in digital photography manipulation and i see absolutely NO signs of photoshoppery.

Speaking of tits, has anybody seen this picture of Michelle Traatctenebreg? You can TOTALLY see her breasts! Hahaha. What was she thinking?? I think it’s from the unrated DVD thats coming out. I can’t wait for it to hit stores!

Anyhow, back to Lindsay Lohan. Guess what? I found a new NEVER BEFORE SEEN angle of her nipple slip! It’s right here. I think this is a fubar exclusive scoop.

Also, look at this picture of her. She’s hideous! Man, she’s really fucking ugly! But i’d still hit it.

Oh and i don’t know if it’s been posted before but have you see this???? It’s Avril during her highschool years! Hahahaha. What a poser! But i’d still hit it.

Lastly, i heard that Lindsay Lohan’s phone number got leaked onto the internet. Is this true??? Can somebody please e-mail me the number please. Thanks.

Fuck you

OMG GUYS! LOLOLOLOL LOOK WHAT I FOUDN!!!! LINDSAEY LOHAN NIPPLhttp://people.freenet.de/gfpmatrix/gfpmatrix_lindsaylohan_04.jpg

http://people.freenet.de/gfpmatrix/gfpmatrix_lindsaylohan_03.jpg

http://people.freenet.de/gfpmatrix/gfpmatrix_lindsaylohan_02.jpg

LOLOLOL MORE NIIOPLES HERE!!~!”:

http://www.areafamosas.com/tablon/ver_mensaje.php?2848

OMGOMOG HER DAD GOT ARERESTED!!!! :O:O::OOOOO

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=160153

OLOLOLOLOLOL LOOK!!! TOP TEN NIPPLE SLIPSS!!! ROLFROFLFOFLFOLFFL

http://poststuff.entensity.net/060404/flash.php?flash=top10.swf

OMGOGM HER TITS ARE FAKE! :OOO

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/2004/05/blog-post.html

LOOKLOOK LOOK!!! MICHELLE TRAHCNEGEBRBNBERG NEKIIED!!! :OO

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=52443

OMGOMG NEW ANGLE ON TTEH LOHANM TIT!!

http://priceless420.com/Pr052804lindsaynip.jpg

YEAH!

Guess who has the most disturbing site on the internet? That’s right! Me baby!

the most disturbing website on the internet: (non-porn, surprisingly)

its a website devoted to female celebrities under the age of 18. this guy is obsessed with that girl who hosted snl a few weeks ago, lindsey lohan.

Hehaheahehahehahea. I found that while i was looking at technorati.com to see who had my site linked and what they were saying about it. I notice that i seem to be on quite a number of sites that also have whatevs, Stereogum and ThighsWideShut linked. I guess i must have somehow broken into some kind of interweb link clique or something. Hehaehahehahea. In fact, i’ve even been mentioned in the same sentence as Grambo and Thighs!

How Evian thinks they can get away with naming the hundred most beautiful women in history without consulting me, Uncle G., Justin or Thunder Thighs is beyond me. (if they did consult us, the list may look like the contents of Spanky the Clown’s little black book).

It’s always interesting to see what people think of this site:

…I don’t want to piss off anyone more than necessary, so I would say you probably don’t want to check this site out if a guy indulging in guy-things offends you. If you think the concept behind the Man Show is a crime against humanity – this is not your site. (Unless you like nicely composed colors and webpage layouts – it’s worth a peek if you’re into that.)

But, speaking directly to the Guys in the crowd, this is one of those sites you dream about finding. Seriously. Forget about me and go there – you might never come back here, ever, but that’s okay. I will comPLETEly understand.

That up there, i didn’t get from technorati. It’s actually a quote from a coupla years ago (2001!) when this site was still badinagoodway.com. Here’s the whole entry.

Upon further reflection, not much has really changed. Well, except for the fact that fubar now has this whole underaged teen starlets theme. Which shockingly, didn’t always use to be the case! From what i can remember, these are all the celebs that i had featured on the site layout at one time or another.

  • Claire Forlani
  • Natalie Portman
  • Angelina Jolie
  • Drew Barrymore
  • Avril Lavigne
  • Kristen Kreuk
  • Asia Argento
  • Denise Richards
  • Ellen Feiss
  • Amanda Bynes
  • Daveigh Chase
  • Lillix
  • Colin Farrell
  • And currently these girls

Yes. A couple of them were joke layouts. Guess which ones.

Anyhow, for those of you who haven’t already seen, pics from the MTV Movie Awards hit the net sometime yesterday. While i was asleep. Which was for most of the day. Which is why you haven’t seen them posted up. Plus i’m also trying to conserve bandwidth so i didn’t really feel like hosting and posting the pics.

However, i will, instead, direct you to a couple of other sites where you can see the pics.

Is that enough Lindsay Lohan for you? Enough to last you till this Thursday when they actually air the Awards show on TV?

Oh by the way, Jenn seems to be back. At least in the comments section. Some of you long time regulars might remember her. If not, here’s a refresher. She’s really quite a character.

Hopefully we’ll see more of her around again.