So I was Neighborhoodie of the Week and I didn’t even know it. Rock on! Please go vote that I have the coolest neighborhoodie! And you can vote once daily. Rock on.

I love my goodies from neighborhoodies! Oh, how I count the ways… I love how you allow us to customize our own gear. That leaves a lot of opportunities out there for everyone to look truly awesome! I love how my gear now blatantly declares the truth. “Stacy Rocks!” I’m excited to go to class just so I can show the world!

This post is completely selfish. Oops!

I am thoroughly convinced, without a doubt in my mind, that every girl in my college has a boyfriend. At least the ones that i find attractive anyway. Not that i’m thinking of going for any one of them but it’s just something that i notice every semester. All the girls that i consider to be hot, they’re never single. I beginning to think that there’s no such thing as a single hot girl. Hell, even the girls that i find to be average (not super hot and not super ugly either, but somewhere in between yet still pretty hot and/or cute) have boyfriends. How do i know this? Well, i don’t actually go up to them and ask them, but usually at some point in the semester, they tend mention the fact that they have a boyfriend as they’re telling whatever little anecdote that they have involving said boyfriend, whenever they have something to say in class in relation to the topic being discussed at hand. I’ve yet to find a boyfriendless hot girl in any of my classes this semester.

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I’ve been slacking off on the pics lately. Been busy with school and stuff. Papers to write up, short films to shoot, haven’t really had the time to construct posts around the pictures that i would’ve posted up (hell, take a look at the last Jennifer Garner pic i posted. no words at all. but then again, like they say, a picture paints a thousand words).

Anyhow, just so you know, those Scarlett pics in the comments section of the last post, i’d been (again) sitting on them for the past two days. I gave Bligs a sneak preview last night.

22/3/04 9:46 PM
psykotik2k: scarlett-pcdoll1.jpg
jfcoggins: oh crap
jfcoggins: we’d do it, then I’d ask her to kill me since life would be all down hill
psykotik2k: scarlett-pcdoll2.jpg
jfcoggins: oh mamma hurt me
psykotik2k: i’m going to post that scarlett pic. yep
jfcoggins: good deal
psykotik2k: i changed my mind!
psykotik2k: maybe tomorrow

I don’t know why i held them off. Oh yeah. It was because i had homework to do (told you i’ve been busy). Of course, there’s no point in me posting them now since everybody’s already seen them. Oh well!

Speaking of sitting on pics…

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Some HQ pics of Christina Aguilerra
From: “Nick testje”
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 22:27:18 +0100

best regards,
Nickhasitall
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…i could’ve posted these up 2 days ago too! But alas, i’m not a Christina Aguairaielaaiaa fan. So you’ll probably never see me posting up pics of her on this site. Unless if she’s like, totally naked or something.

Nude celebrities = interesting

Stupid naked teen internet models/plain jane vanilla porn links that all of you keep posting links to in the comments = zzzzzzzzzz

See, i like my porn to have some semblance of a story behind it. Backstory, circumstance, history, controversy, whatever. Just something to make it interesting.

The difference between nude celebs and internet porn is that internet porn is easy to get. Nude celebs, much harder. Therefore much more satisfying.

But that’s just me.

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To: “‘psykotik@gmail.com'”
Subject: from embus
From: Embus
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 14:12:53 -0800

-embus
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Avril, naturally
From: “Marley .”
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 14:45:50 -0800 (PST)

Marley
marleysghost.net
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Aaaaahh! Okay not exactly the best she can look me thinks. She needs to gain a little more weight. Getting a little too skinny there. Skinny chicks don’t do it for me. But hey, it’s Avril. So i’d still do her anyway.

Alright, i’m curious.

Just wondering.

Anyway, i promise not to sit on pics anymore. Or at least i’ll try not to. Hee.

UPDATE:

Bad news.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Scarlett Johansson
From: John Bravino
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 21:12:23 -0800 (PST)
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Hey Man… know ure a scarlett fan as of late but didn’t know if you read this

Scarlett won a BAFTA award for her performance in Lost in Translation, in which she played a newlywed who meets a retired film star. In the movie, she showed off her bottom in a pair of see-through knickers. But she said she was nervous about the scene. Director Sofia Coppola eventually had to put on the transparent underwear herself to show Scarlett it would not look too explicit. The actress told the Sunday Telegraph: “In the end, I did it and I’m pleased – even though it didn’t make me look like a very respectable girl.”
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=(

.. i don’t know if anybody really wants to see this, but i’ve got a picture of Janet Jackson’s VAGINA.

You may have already seen the paparazzi pics of her sunbathing that surfaced a coupla weeks ago, but probably not from this angle.

So i was sitting on the bus on the way back from class and then this chick sits down in the empty seat in front of me. Didn’t really get a good look at her face or anything but i did notice that she had this thing slung around her neck. You know, that thing that can hold a backstage pass or a cell phone or your college ID kinda thing. Whatever the fuck it’s called. Anyhow, i noticed that the thing had words on it.

It read: BOYS ARE STUPID. THROW ROCKS AT THEM!

Cute. Anyway, it wasn’t the first time i’d seen that phrase. I remember seeing it on some other chicks bag or something. Or maybe on a shirt or a button.

I figured i’d type the phrase into google and see what happens. Anyhow, i ended up on this site and i discovered there was this whole controversy surrounding said phrase and the clothing line it was originally featured on. There are a bunch of links to other news stories about the whole controversy. Pretty interesting reading.

Oh and speaking of controversy…

Mr. Bligs showed me this article the other day. Hehe. It’s been a while since we last heard from Avril. Check it out:

Are you tired of such been-there, done-that femme feuds as Christina vs. Britney, Pink vs. Christina, and Christina vs. Kelly? Well, the latest would-be pop diva rivalry smells a lot like tween spirit. Self-styled rock rebel Avril Lavigne, 19, is taking aim at squeaky clean Hilary Duff, 16, who allegedly said last September that Avril was “mean-spirited” towards admirers emulating her necktie-and-tank-top style.

“I read that I was supposedly mad at my fans for dressing like me,” Avril gripes to Newsweek (yes, Newsweek). “They quoted Hilary Duff as saying, ‘Avril needs to appreciate her fans more and blah, blah, blah.’ I’m like, excuse me? First off, it’s not even true. I never said that. And second, who the hell cares what she has to say about my fans? Whatever. Hilary Duff’s such a goody-goody, such a mommy’s girl.”

The “Complicated” pseudo punker, who’s out promoting “Under My Skin,” the follow-up to her blockbuster debut, “Let Go,” admits she’s never met the “Lizzie Maguire” starlet, who is currently feuding with fellow teen queen Lindsay Lohan (the bad blood began after both dated non-threatening pop pin-up Aaron Carter).

“But I’m sure she’s really nice and really sweet,” Lavigne sarcastically tells the magazine. “I’m sure she’s all smiles.” So far, the goody-goody mommy’s girl, er, Hilary, hasn’t responded to Avril’s jibes, most likely because she’s been working overtime stumping for her new fashion line, Stuff by Hilary Duff, which can be found at Target and the Canadian retailer HBC.

“I don’t dress for boys. I dress to feel cool and confident,” Hilary tells the Toronto Star. “Looking good and being trendy shouldn’t mean showing a lot of skin, either.” Coincidentally (we think), one of the items found in Duff’s line is a tank top with a picture of necktie on it.

Avril kicks ass. Can’t wait for her next album! I’m with you Avril! I’m with youuuu!

Avril Lavigne. She invented punk you know.

Speaking of Avril, Jesus (yes, Jesus) posted this up in the comments of the Jennifer Garner nipple post:

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Justin. I read this in the Rant and Rave section in today’s Criagslist NYC. You probably dont check the msg board at this point but this girl says that she looks like Avril Lavigne (your favorite slut). Email her and try to get her picture and post it here. Transcript:

fuck that avril beatch!
Reply to: anon-26765867@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-03-18, 1:30PM EST
fuck avril levign or how ever the fuck you spell her name! I am sick of ppl telling me I look like her !!!!!!!!!!I dont’t fucking look like her!! I dont cake on eyemake up and I’m not 16 I’m 22 soon to be 23 for gods sake!!! fuck that little bitch she’s ruined my life!!

Her email is at:
anon-26765867@craigslist.org
it’s an anonymous email address CL uses to protect all posters, so email away! good luck.
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I once posted about an Avril lookalike who e-mailed me (with pics!). I’m gonna e-mail this other chick and see if i can get her to send a pic or something. Good luck to me!

And speaking of e-mail:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: interesting…
From: “Bryan Harris”
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 15:37:31 -0800

So I’m watching SportsCenter last night and they made a point to mention that Andy Roddick and Mandy Moore are no longer an item. Seems kind of coincidental that this would happen not long after you revealed that pic of him checking the firmness of her melons, eh?
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Poor Roddick =(

I guess i don’t want to be him anymore..

Anyhow, i leave you with this e-mail:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: New Hi-Res Scarlett Pics
From: “Justin Gaynor”
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 19:22:19 -0000

http://www.justingaynor.com/scarlett/
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HOTTT (with three t’s)

I actually haven’t seen any of these pics so they’re new to me. Damn, Scarlett’s got like, the most perfectest breasts evarrr. I want to touch.

Somebody should invent a 3D computer screen. Make those puppies pop out of the screen. Or make some holographic projector thingy like in The Sixth Day or Minority Report. Imagine the possibilities!

UPDATE:

Sweet! I got a response from the supposed Avril lookalike. Judge for yourselves:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: RE: your avril post
From: “Nina Palucci”
Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 16:06:13 +0000

if you want to see me go to www.thecorpse.com i should be on the main page and there is a nina fan club to somewhere in the thecorpse archives with a ton of pics of me….like i said I DON’t LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HER so I don’t understand why ppl say i do you will see to… I don’t look like her but I have had at least 10 ppl tell me so
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What do you guys think? (try to ignore her nipple and actually look at her face)

UPDATE:

Proof that i scooped most other bigger sites with my Jennifer Garner nipple post (posted on the 16th).

Note the dates on these other sites:

From whatevs.org –

Posted on the 18th. Link also points to my hosted file.

From fleshbot.com –

Posted on the 18th. After whatevs.org posted his link. After i posted mine! A winnar is fubar!

ps: whatevs.org also got his mandy moore grabbed pic from me (note the identical filenames). mine posted on the 11th, his on the 16th. heahehhahehahehaheheaha. okay, enough gloating.

Just finished watching the encore presentation of Wonderfalls on FOX. I missed the premiere last week, mostly because i wasn’t all that interested in it, the promo ads didn’t really grab me but i’m glad i caught it today. That show is hilarious. I actually laughed out loud a coupla times. No. A lot of times. And i think i’m falling in love with Caroline Dhavernas, the chick that plays the lead character on the show. I dunno, there’s something a little off about her but it’s the kind of off that strangely makes her hot? It’s like, sometimes she doesn’t seem hot but then at other times, she is? But anyway, the show is hilarious and i think Caroline is hott (with two t’s).

There aren’t that many pics of her online (yet) but you can check her out over at the Wonderfalls official site and on this FOX page too.

I think it’s her eyes.

I’m watching this show again tomorrow. Hott!

So what about that Courtney Love eh? Being all stupid and fucked up on Letterman. Flashing her saggy ass tits all over the place. Eugh. And then getting arrested after throwing a microphone stand into the crowd at one of her gigs, injuring some guy on the head. Stupid crackwhore. I can’t stand that woman. Disgusting! I hope she overdoses on some heroin or something.

Anyhow, i think i’m starting to obsessed with Ryuhei Kitamura and his works. Been playing Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes a lot lately. The cutscenes in that game just kick so much ass. Hell, i don’t even really care about the game, i just wanna see the cutscenes. Good God, that first encounter with the ninja right after you fight Revolver Ocelot… bad. ass. Seriously people, you need to check out his first flick, Versus, some time. It’s fucking awesome. Azumi isn’t too shabby either.

I was on eBay again look up Japanese flicks and i stumbled upon this movie. It’s the latest Kitamura flick, Aragami! Happy happy joy joy! So anyway, i tried looking up a review but there aren’t that many out there… yet (only one so far). Oh and i also found this page. It basically talks about how Aragami came to be. It’s the result of… THE DUEL PROJECT. Which is probably one of the craziest concepts i’ve ever heard of.

Imagine, if you will, two Japanese directors who meet at a film festival, each familiar with (and appreciative of) each other’s work. Then imagine a night of binge drinking that leads to the gauntlet being thrown down – a little friendly competition to see who can make the best “Duel to the Death” film. Then throw in a few rules like 1) The script can contain no more than 2-3 characters 2) The film must be shot in seven days and on a small budget 3) the film can only take place in one setting, and most importantly 4) at least one character must die. Thus, the Duel Project was born.

Dueling directors!

It’s a pretty interesting article. It’d be awesome if there could be more ‘duel projects’ in the future between other well known directors. Like, Sam Raimi vs. Peter Jackson or John Woo vs. Tsui Hark or Quentin Tarantino vs. Robert Rodriguez or something. Oh well. Hopefully it’ll catch on.

Anyway, i’m getting myself a copy of Aragami. And a copy of Battlefield Baseball too.

Battlefield Baseball?

Get this. I think this is a first. It’s a baseball zombie horror comedy, complete with chainsaws, corpses sailing through the air and high-kicking kung-fu antics. It’s not a Ryuhei Kitamura flick but it is produced by him and it does star the guy who was in Versus (badass dude). Plus it’s directed by Kitamura’s former AD who worked with him on Versus and Alive (he’s also the guy who wrote the screenplays on those two flicks). So in essence, it sort of is a Kitamura flick and that’s why i’m getting it. I haven’t seen Aragami or Battlefield Baseball before but i have no doubt in my mind that both will kick ass.

Apparently Battlefield Baseball has been compared to Shaolin Soccer but i haven’t seen Shaolin Soccer (was never really interested in it. i hear it’s pretty stupid). So whatever. Shaolin Soccer doesn’t have zombies in it and Battlefield Baseball does. Any movie that has zombies in it HAS to be better.

Here’s a review.

“…Battlefield Baseball is destined to become a cult favourite.”

Holla!

I’ll post more later. Got a bunch of other stuff to talk about.

I’ve been sitting on this pic for about a day and a half now. I haven’t seen any other sites put it up yet so i figured i should get the ball rolling.

Ever wanted to see Jennifer Garner’s nipple?

Here you go