YES! It’s about that time of year again. Another Halloween, another Saw movie! I’m obviously a fan of the series and can’t wait to see what they’ve come up with this year. I thought Saw III was awesome. Loved how they filled in the blanks (aka the apparent ‘plot holes’) of parts I and II. The endings of the Saw movies never fail to blow my mind.

I loves me some Saw

It’s a shame that my wife refuses to watch them. I once offered to give her $300 if she would watch all three Saw movies in a row with me but she STILL wouldn’t give in! For $300 and she still wouldn’t!!! WTF!

Anyhow, here’s an exclusive teaser trailer for Saw IV. If you’ve seen the teasers for the first three Saw movies, then you know this one will be just as good!

Now if only she was wearing that bikini in this pose…

I haven’t seen her sextape but i heard it’s almost as bad as Keeley Hazell’s. Saw her on E! a coupla times so i know she’s got big boobs (WIN). And whaddayaknow! She went out and did a Playboy shoot so why watch some bad sextape for the goods when you can now see her bunny mag spread!

WIN.

Bought it yesterday (a bootleg, for about US$2.00 kekeke piracy ftw). Beat it. And now my left arm feels like it’s going to fall off. That last boss battle against the Devil (playing The Devil Went Down to Georgia) was fucking insane. And that was just on medium difficulty. I’m not even gonna attempt to beat it on hard, much less expert. Mostly because i can never really hit that fucking orange fret well enough to beat songs on those difficulty levels.

Beating the game on medium though, unlocks a Dragonforce song, which, if you can believe it, is even MORE insane than The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

My arm feels so sore right now. Kinda like when i first played Samba De Amigo on Dreamcast (RIP). I don’t think i’m even gonna be able to fap!

VERDICT: GH3. Better than GH 80’s, just as good, if not better than the first two GH’s combined. Better than Rock Band? We’ll see. The guitar battles with Tom Morello and Slash are pretty cool by the way. Buy it. Or bootleg it/download it if you’re a filthy pirate like myself.

Since we seem to be on somewhat of a big boob kick here this week, what better time for a classic celeb chest to make its return to fubar?

J. Love seems to be back in top form judging from these pics taken at some sort of charity event a couple weeks back.

FUN FACT: In her Playboy interview, Love said of her two best friends, “I just accepted them as a great accessory to every outfit.”

Speaking of Scarlett, it’s been awhile since she’s graced fubar’s front page. I shall now correct that oversight.

She was recently at a dinner celebrating ELLE’s first Women in Hollywood issue, of which she is the covergirl.

Scarlett and the girls were looking quite lovely that evening. Jessica Alba and Kate Bosworth weren’t bad either.

kekeke

Well, I’ve got good news and bad news.

GOOD NEWS:

Nat and Scarlett play sisters vying for the attention of King Henry VIII of England. But don’t get your hopes up for any boudoir scenes from Miss Portman…

BAD NEWS:

Natalie Portman insists she’ll never bare all on the big screen again after regretting a saucy scene in new short film Hotel Chevalier. The shots of the actress baring all in the film hit the internet earlier this year – months before the movie hit festivals in September. And Portman admits she’s rather upset about agreeing to do something she felt awkward about in the Wes Anderson-directed prelude to The Darjeeling Limited. She says, “I’m really sorry I didn’t listen to my intuition. From now on, I’m going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no.”

To ease the pain of this announcement, I figured I’d post some pics of Natalie that somehow never landed on fubar.