Apparently, Justin’s fave faux-punkette got the memo that black dress + flash photography = see-thru nip pics.

So she thought ahead and put some glittery flower-shaped pasties on before hitting the red carpet at the World Music Awards. What a lose.

Justin probably won’t even be able to fap to these.

to bad yep to bad

Me thinks that butterfly is ‘shopped.

THE END?

MORE LIKE THE BEGINNING! OF MORE WINONA BOOBIES TO COME! I HOPE.

Brightened up version here.

Video of the scene here.

I didn’t dress up as anything this year (to razy yep to razy), but Petra Nemcova got all sessified as Cleopatra for a Halloween party.

If any other celeb looked as good, I haven’t found the pics yet. Feel free to mention your faves in the comments.

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!

Ahh… Jailbait Mandy Moore. During her ‘Candy‘ days. Before she grew boobs. And became a gigant.

Dare i say… i’d hit it????*

Some of my favorite (non-jailbait) Mandy pics below:

*i wouldn’t actually. i kinda prefer gigant Mandy to Candy Mandy.

FACT: I own Mandy Moore: The Real Story on DVD. And i don’t know why.

The Candy video with commentary by Mandy!

Via e-mail:

from: – –
date: Oct 30, 2007 1:27 PM
subject: 2GIRLS1CUP: Thanks for ruining my dinner!!!!

Justin,

I love your site, but just putting up that video without any description? No warning? What the fuck is wrong with you? I literally yelled and pushed my chair backwards when I saw her spread her cheeks and shit. I keep telling myself I didn’t really see it or it was just special effects or something. I couldn’t have picked a worse time to check up on your website. I am waiting for my frozen pizza to cook and the next thing I know I see shit in a glass. What the fuck man! It was a pizza with everything, Justin, a pizza with everything! Now what the fuck is it going to look like when I eat it? Jesus fucking christ!

Please give a warning the next time you put a shitting video on your site.

Gary

I know there hasn’t exactly been a shortage of Hayden pics on fubar lately, but I figured y’all might be interested in these as they feature her in a bikini.

Seems instead of Save the World, The Cheerleader is more interested in Save the Dolphins/Whales. She attended a demonstration in Japan protesting the fishing industry there, which isn’t exactly marine mammal-friendly.

Hayden Panettiere, star of TVs hit series Heroes, paddled out on behalf of Save The Whales Again! She expressed that she felt the spirit of the dolphins who had been driven into the killing cove over the last 400 years.

“We had a moment of silence for all the dolphins that had been killed here,” said Panettiere, who uses her celebrity to protect dolphins and whales. “It was highly emotional. I wished for peace and for no more pain at this beautiful yet tragic cove.”

Apparently, Hayden also took some time out in Japan to sing some karaoke and throw back a few sake bombs. Saving the animals is hard work. Maybe next time they can get her to wear the mermaid costume.

For those of you who missed it (posted it earlier in the comments), here’s a college review paper on 2girls1cup!

I wanna see what’s on page 2!!!

UPDATE: Oh and the reaction videos of people who’ve never seen it!