Megan Fox

I don’t know what temperatures were like in Berlin this weekend, but from the looks of Megan Fox at the Transformers 2 premiere, I’d guess it was pretty chilly.

Foxy McFox also did an interview with Entertainment Weekly and talked about working for Michael Bay back when she was a teenager, and I’m thinking that we’re about to see a spike in rentals of Bad Boys II:

Megan talked about working with Bay on Bad Boys II when she played a club goer in a star and stripes bikini who danced under a waterfall – at the age of 15.

“I got paid extra because I allowed them to pour water on me. I thought it was awesome. I was going to a Christian high school and I wasn’t a feminist yet. I hadn’t sat back and analyzed society. I was 15! I just did what I was told to do. My mom was with me! I was always übersexual, so she wasn’t shocked. I was always wearing the smallest clothes I could find. I would go to the mall like that – in a short, short skirt and a giant wedge heel. That’s what you do when you’re a teenage girl in a small town.”

Olivia Munn

zomg guess which adorable television geek girl is gonna be on the COVER of the next issue of Playboy?

Olivia also gets a photo spread inside, but alas, non-nude. FTL.

Issue will be on stands June 19.

UPDATE: Cover unveiled!

Classic Scene – Alyssa Milano

A straight-to-video B-movie horror flick attained legendary status back in 1995, when Samantha Micelli appeared in various stages of undress throughout, a mere three years removed from Who’s The Boss.

Alyssa’s boobs would be on display once more that year in an episode of “The Outer Limits” and again in 1996 in Poison Ivy II. But it all started with one of the most unforgettable vampire films of all time.

ps. If you visit celebritymoviearchive.com hoping to find a collection of all of Miss Milano’s nude/topless scenes, you’ll find her name strangely absent from the gigant list of ladies. That’s because Alyssa and her mother wage a pointless war in a vain attempt to remove all such images of her from the internets.

Alice Greczyn

Yeah, yeah…it’s been slow on the celeb pic front since the bikini outbreak last week. What can I tell you?

However, this dry spell gives me a chance to debut a girl who should’ve made an appearance long before now. Y’all may know her best as the Amish cutie from the movie Sex Drive, but she’s been in other stuff.

Hopefully Alice gets more work in the near future, ‘cuz I think she’s adorable. What a smile! ^_^

ps. Sorry pedos, she’s not nearly as young as she looks.

Avril Lavigne

As the weather gets warmer, celebs are hitting the beaches all over the world in their bikinis. Is that always a good thing? You decide…

Here’s Little Miss Punk Rock in Malibu. What’s with the towel, Avril?

There have been recent rumors that Avril is knocked up. I can’t really tell from these pics.

VERDICT: Meh.

Katy Perry

Katy shows off her kinky side (and her boobs) in this photoshoot for the June/July issue of Complex magazine.

I think my favorite pic is the one with her hands cuffed over her head that shows off her “Jesus” tattoo.

Keep an ear out for Katy’s next hit single, “I Whipped A Girl.”

Hayden Panettiere

It’s that time of year again. Time for starlets to flock to Cannes. Not for the film festival, but to frolic under the Mediterranean sun in their bikinis on multi-million dollar yachts owned by rich old men who bought them for this express purpose.

It’s a tough life, but someone has to do it…might as well be Hayden.

UPDATE: Another day, another bikini…

Nice work, if you can get it.

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: A dozen new pics added, and some better res versions of ones that were already up. Enjoy! ^_^

ZOMGWTF MOAR UPDATE: Evidently, the paparazzi in France have employed the use of sharks with frickin’ cameras attached to their heads. Anyhoo, here’s two dozen new pics, including some more booty shots.

Demi Lovato

Demetria Devonne Lovato makes her fubar debut based on these candids taken of her at a charity event.

The 16-year old starlet has been in several TV shows/movies, mostly on the Disney Channel, but she’s probably best known for being Selena Gomez’ BFF.

FUN FACT: Demi’s mom was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.

Hot 100

Maxim is set to release their annual list of the hottest celebrity ladies this Wednesday, but it leaked early (of course), and I have to say that I never would’ve guessed who made it as numero uno.

Here are pics of the Top 10.

The bottom half of the Top 20 went this way: Jessica Biel, Leighton Meester, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry, Gina Carano, Britney Spears, Marisa Miller, Chan Marshall, Moon Bloodgood.

If you still have dial-up interweb access and these pics are too hi res for your tubes to handle, just check with egotastic later this morning and I’m sure you’ll find some crappy lo res versions. kekeke ^_^