If i’d known that my 1pm class would be cancelled today, i would’ve just slept in till 3.

Had AMS 200 class from 3pm to 4:15pm.

Like you really needed to know that.

Went out and bought myself a couple of VCD’s last night.

• • Training Day
  • Evolution
  • Soul Survivors

Training Day was pretty good. Saw the trailer about a week ago and thought, “Wow. This looks pretty good.”

Denzel Washington’s fucking harsh in this movie man.

But i dunno. I really like the movie and all. But i couldn’t help but feel that’s it was a little flawed. I mean like, it’s kinda hard to believe that everything in the movie just happened within the entire span of 24 hours. Like, i dunno… it just felt kinda implausible. Maybe i should go watch it again a second time.

But i’ll say it again, i really liked the movie. And Denzel Washington’s fucking badass in this one. Ethan Hawke’s pretty cool too. I like Ethan Hawke. I have Before Sunrise on laserdisc. I love that movie.

I didn’t think Antoine Fuqua (he directed Training Day) could make a good movie after what he did with The Replacement Killers. Man, was that ever a load of shit.

I finally got around to watching Evolution last night (Yes. I’m a little bit slow on that one). Albeit i only watched it halfway through because the fucking second disc wouldn’t play on my Mac.

Soul Survivors… i dunno. I only bought that because it had Eliza Dushku on the cover.

And i don’t even like Eliza Dushku.

(I’d do her and i wanna see her naked but i don’t like her. She falls under the same ‘folder’ as Jessica Alba)

I would’ve bought Serendipity but the car boot salesguy person said it was a pretty bad bootleg.

Oh and i kinda fucked up the site yesterday with those Spiderman/Vanilla Sky screen grabs. They were a bit too wide. It’s all been fixed now. I didn’t bother checking how they looked because my site wouldn’t load up fully. Fucking internet connection’s still fucking slow here. They still haven’t fixed that broken internet cable thing that links Asia’s internet route to the US servers or whatever. My site takes like 5 minutes to load… HALFWAY… only to time out in the end.

Speaking of which, i really to do something about the loading time of this site. It’s loads slower than a fat bitch on rollerskates going uphill.

No offence to any fat bitches wearing rollerskates who’re reading this right now.

And i should probably cut down on the posts too. I’ve been on a posting frenzy as of late. Ultimately, i think i post more than people actually care to read. Tell me if i should cut down on the posts. It’ll help the loading time time if i did though… leave a comment in the… um… comments. I’d like to know what you think. If you even care at all that is.

I think it’s time to answer some e-mail.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: DVD problem
From: “Makaveli 4ever” zulfariq@hotmail.com Add to Contacts
Date: Sun, Oct 14 2001 9:24:58 AM +0000

hey, i have a Sony DVD player which plays both DVD’s and VCD’s…the problem is that it can’t play computer recorded VCD’s, is there anything i can do to my DVD player to make it play computer recorded VCD’s? maybe get it fixed, have a chip added or something? Please tell me what u think i should do…thanx.
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Nope. Sorry dude. You’re pretty much shit out of luck. As far as i know, there isn’t any way to ‘hack’ into your DVD player (or mod it for that matter) to get em to play CD-R’s. And unless you’re willing to spend money buying a NEW player that’s CD-R compatible, you’re probably gonna have to live with what you have. Most of the older model DVD players don’t support CD-R’s. But if you were to get some of the more newer ones that’re out there now, then yes, you’ll probably be able to play them computer recorded VCD’s. Provided that the players themselves are CD-R compatible in the first place. You’ll have to check it out yourself. Personally, my DVD player can’t play CD-R’s either.

If i were rich, i’d’ve probably gotten myself one that’s CD-R compatible. So i can play bootlegged computer recorded VCD’s on them. But no such luck. Mine can play legit VCD’s/bootleg VCD’s fine… just not bootlegged computer recorded VCD’s (there’s a difference).

If you wanna know more about these ‘differences’, you could no worse than to check out this one post (March 2nd/3rd) of mine where i outlined the ‘differences’. And shit.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: vids
From: Lakdod202@aol.com
Date: Mon, Oct 15 2001 2:41:48 AM EDT

hey jason,
was just introduced to your site and you do a good job, i was reading about all the dvds and vcds and i was like where the hell does he get all this stuff an asian wal-mart (not a racial slur) and then i looked at your bio and it seemed i was somewhat correct. anyways, i have a tech question that you might be able to answer, how do you take digital vidcaps of digital video on your computer, more like a screenshot. im not talking about hooking up a dvd player or whatever to your computer but taking it off of the screen like pressing Print Scrn.
help me out please,
thanks
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Ooh. Another techy DVD related e-mail.

First of all, my name isn’t Jason. But don’t sweat it, you’re not the first person to call me by that name. I swear to God, if i had a dollar for every single time i’ve been mistakenly called Jason, i’d probably have enough money to buy me 100 DVD’s.

Okay maybe not but you get the idea.

Video captures… screen grabs… screenshots… easy.

For DVD’s and VCD’s:

I use this PowerDVD program thing on my farting roommates PC. He’s got a DVD-ROM drive so yeah. You can take screenshots with it. You can get it off the net i think. PowerDVD. Works for VCD’s too. It’s pretty good.

For digital video:

I’m not really sure what you mean by digital video but i’m assuming you mean video from a DV camera. And if not, when then don’t i feel like the fucking moron.

Anyway, i use iMovie on my Mac to convert DV videos into screenshots. I hook up a DV camera via firewire to my PowerBook G4 and import the video into iMovie. All i have to do is like… find the frame i want to capture, export that frame and convert it into a jpeg (or whatever), and voila! I get DV screenshot. Examples of DV screenshots i’ve taken can be seen here.

Yes, i actually went around campus with a DV camera taking footage of Malaysian college girls.

Actually no.

I got someone else to do the dirty work for me.

Also, if you’re wondering how the hell i got those screen shots off the Spiderman and Vanilla Sky trailers… i used Quicktime Pro. I have the full version of Quicktime Pro (illegally obtained… don’t tell Apple :P) which allows you to edit .mov files and shit. I just got a serial off the net, registered my Quicktime thing with the stolen serial and unlocked all the previously locked Quicktime features (like editing and exporting screen shots etc etc).

Good shit that Quicktime Pro.

Already have Quicktime? Upgrade it legally here. Or be like me and get a stolen serial number off the net.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Jessica Alba
From: “Eye” eye@eyezworld.com
Date: Mon, Oct 15 2001 12:01:37 AM -0000

The Maxim pics of Jessica Alba are probably the best out there, at least the best I’ve seen. There are plenty of screen caps from Dark Angel and Flipper that would be good if people had decent video capture cards though. For some decent Jessica Alba, Watch Flipper on one of the Showtime Channels (Showtime Family or something like that) weekday mornings sometime around 10 to 11am eastern time or of course Dark Angel.

I have 220 pics of Jessica, as well as plenty of other celebs, let me know if you are looking for someone specific. I have 1.35 gig of pics (33 thousand pics. sad, I know…), or if you know of a place that will give me a gig of space, I’ll put them on the net.
-Eye
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Alright, before i post up your reply, i’d just like to say that these guys are DELUDED. Kirsten Dunst is HOT dammit. Bring It On was the BEST MOVIE EVER. And Leelee Sobieski’s hot too! Who cares if she looks like Helen Hunt! Helen Hunt’s pretty hot! And look! Helen Hunt even got naked once! Helen Hunt boobies!

Helen Hunt! Helen Hunt! Helen Hunt!

But no, this isn’t about Helen Hunt. This is about Kirsten Dunst, Leelee Sobieski and, bleh, Jessica Alba.

This calls for some unbiased poll voting.

CHOOSE KIRSTEN DUNST OR I WILL KILL YOU.

Who’s hotter? Kirsten Dunst (Pick her!) Leelee Sobieski (Or her!) Jessica Alba (Don’t you dare pick this one! Don’t!!) Current Results

Anyway.

But yeah, like her or not, the Maxim pics of Jessica Alba are probably the best ones out there. And even so, they aren’t really that much. I’d put them up on the site but that’d be pretty pointless because i’m sure everybody’s already seen them. I’ll probably have a look around some more and if i do come across any good ones, i’ll probably post em up or something.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: need celebs?
From: Blind086@aol.com Add to Contacts
Date: Sun, Oct 14 2001 3:36:34 PM EDT

hey how about trying to get jennifer lopez, or jennifer love hewitt??????
thanx
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I have one really good screen grab of JLH’s cleavage from Heartbreakers. And one good side profile shot of J.Lo’s huge ass. But i wouldn’t consider that one to be good good. I just like to look at it and marvel at the fact that you can probably use that ass of hers like as if it were a coffee table. And eat off it.

JLH and J.Lo pics coming up soon. When i have the time.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Nice Site
From: “Max P Jones” max_p_jones@public.weci.net
Date: Sun, Oct 14 2001 6:29:40 PM -0500

You have a very good site layout. Also, interesting links. Just wanted to commend you and your friends. Also it killed a couple of hours at work (like i need help jk)

Max
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My friends? You mean my other ‘freelance posters’? Or my links? Because as far as i know, there’s only one of me actually running this site. But regardless, thanks for the kind words. Spread the news about my site why doncha? The extra hits would be nice.

I like hits.

Almost as much as i like tits.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: hello. you fucker.
From: furomaker@uboot.com Add to Contacts
Date: Sun, Oct 14 2001 3:05:46 PM MEST

A referral. To me. From you. And I don’t check my referrals all that often. Actually, your arc22, whenever the fuck that was. I’m too blitzy to read dates. That’s blitzy meaning nothing at all like ditzy, that’s blitzy like… schizy. Brain all over the place. Like in the Pulp Fiction car. The referral said you still read me. You :don’t: still read me. Because you don’t write to me when I don’t write. You do not count as a reader. You do not get ReaderPoints. You do not get the Platinum LucyReader Card. You do not qualify for the annual Top LucyReaders all-expenses-paid holiday to the Cayman Islands. For these benefits and more, such as me being nice to you in my infrequent emails, you would have to email me. So there.
Post this and forgo all privileges. Really.
Lucy
(‘forgo’ means give up.)
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Okay, i just couldn’t resist posting this up. That’s Lucy. She used to e-mail a lot before… back in the day.

It’s funny that she e-mailed me now. Because:

a) I never would’ve expected her to anymore.
b) Because just a few days ago, i was actually thinking about her.

Thinking, “Fucking hell! I’ve never actually replied to ANY of Lucy’s e-mails before! Not even once! I am such a bastard!”.

Or something to that extent.

I think you all should know by now that i’m a notoriously lazy bastard at replying my e-mails personally.

I mean, sure i post them up and reply to them on the site sometimes, but on other occasions, i hardly ever reply to my e-mail.

I should start replying my e-mails.

Actually, you know, to say that i’ve never written a reply to any of Lucy’s e-mails would be wrong. Because i remember this one time (yes, a GRAND TOTAL of ONE time) where i actually DID write this one LONG ASS e-mail to her to make up for all the times (all 300 times… or something like that) that i never replied back to her.

The thing was that the e-mail never got through.

But i swear to God that i really did write her a LONG ASS e-mail reply!

I hate it when you write like… really good LONG ASS e-mail replies only to find out that it never got through.

ChromeOkay this time, i PROMISE i’ll write you Lucy. I PROMISE I PROMISE I PROMISE.

Fucking hell this is a long post.

How about some pictures… of some HOT WOMEN!

• ??? 1Okay. I have absolutely no idea what this chick’s name is but she’s gonna be in the upcoming ‘Not Another Teen Movie’ that’s coming out at the end of the year. She’s hot. Can anybody out there find out what her name is?
• ??? 2I got this shot off the ‘Shallow Hal’ trailer. That chick… the one on the far left… IS SO HOT. I wish i knew her name…

Does anybody know?

Anyway, i leave you with a plug for my new link:

keegan.ccHe runs a good site.

(Boy… that sure was a hell of a good plug you gave him there)

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Rachel Weisz
From: “Gerald Rust” grust@hotmail.com
Date: Fri, Oct 12 2001 1:06:18 PM -0500

Dude, how about getting some pics of Rachel Weisz on your site.Ý She’s the girl from The Mummy, Mummy Returns, and Enemy at the Gates.
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Done and done.

And yes i know who she is. =P

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: looking for hot chicks?
From: “Aaron Richardson” phoenix_phan@msn.com
Date: Sat, Oct 13 2001 4:47:47 PM -0500

Justin

Try searching for pics of Jessica Alba. She is very hot. I have no idea if there are naked pics of her out there.

Phoenix
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Call me deluded but i don’t really find Jessica Alba all that hot. (reader: WTF? ARE YOU ON CRACK??)

I mean… alright. Okay yeah sure, she is hot and all… i guess. Some would even say very hot. And given the chance, yeah i’d do her (i’m sure anybody would) but she just doesn’t have the same effect on me as… ooh… say… Kirsten Dunst. Or Leelee Sobieski. And it’s not because she isn’t blonde or anything. Personally, i like redheads. It’s just… Jessica Alba? I dunno. She’s not really ‘it’. You know?

Either that or maybe i just have really bad taste =P

And you’re right, no naked pics of her out there. No good ones either. Or maybe i just didn’t look hard enough.

You know what’s a pretty scary movie to watch these days?

Pushing Tin.

Yes, Pushing Tin. That John Cusack/Billy Bob Thorton movie. I finally got around to watching that flick yesterday. It has one of the most chilling opening sequences ever.

It has planes. Lots of them. Flying in and around New York. You can even see the WTC towers in the background.

I just found it all a little bit disturbing. I dunno. Maybe it’s just me. It was a pretty sad reminder of the events that happened a month ago though. If you haven’t seen the movie, just go check it out for that scene alone. I got chills down my spine watching that opening sequence.

The movie of course, isn’t really that scary at all. And out of context, that opening sequence with all those planes flying around New York wouldn’t’ve been so disturbing if the whole WTC tragedy hadn’t happened.

The movie itself was pretty pointless really. But you do get to see Angelina Jolie’s tits in it so that makes it a 10 out of 10 in my book.

Any movie that has Angelina Jolie’s tits in it gets an automatic 10 out of 10.

Anyway.

I’m sure most of you are well aware of the upcoming Spiderman movie right? Well, if you haven’t already seen it, the Twin Towers were prominently featured in the orginal teaser trailer for Spiderman. And now, they actually had to go in and change the trailer after the recent events so as to not include the towers at all. Out of respect i suppose. I still have the original trailer with the towers in it. I have both of them actually. The old on and the new tower-less version. If you look at the newly edited teaser trailer for Spiderman now, you’ll notice a HUGE change. They just totally cut out the whole bank heist sequence and the helicopter stuck in a web between the WTC towers bit. All gone.

fig. 1: Original teaser with WTC towers

fig. 2: Newly edited teaser without WTC towers

All you’ll see now is a shot of the New York skyline without the WTC towers in sight and the same footage of Spiderman swinging around.

A couple of people i know were all like, “Oh no! I heard they’re gonna cancel the Spiderman movie because the WTC towers are gone and the movie has to be shitcanned!”

What the fuck.

First of all, just because the teaser for a movie has the WTC towers in them doesn’t mean that it’s gonna feature prominently in the movie itself. For God’s sake it’s just the teaser. They’re not just gonna shut down an entire movie just because of that. What the hell. Collateral damage showed the New York skyline with the WTC towers in view. Now that they’re no longer there, doesn’t mean that they’re gonna have to shitcan the movie… geez. Some people can be really fucking stupid sometimes.

Sure, maybe they’re gonna have to edit out the bits of the movie where they actually show the towers on film or maybe just have to reshoot it a little bit or whatever but they’re not just gonna kill a movie just because they showed the towers in the trailer.

It is kinda sad though. Now everytime i watch movie that’s based in New York, i always look for any master shots of the city just to see if the Twin Towers are visible.

New York’s skyline will never be the same again. Go watch Pushing Tin for a eerie look at the WTC towers with planes flying around. But if you’re still kinda sensitve about the whole incident, don’t. And for heaven’s sake DO NOT watch Armageddon if you wanna have a look at the towers.

Go watch Autumn In New York or something. Actually don’t go watch Autumn In New York. It’s a terrible movie.

Two movies i’m really looking forward to seeing:

Vanilla Sky

Oceans 11

I downloaded the trailers for both them movies last night. Most of you probably know about Vanilla Sky. Directed by Cameron Crowe, the guy who did Jerry Maguire and Almost Famous, both excellent excellent movies. Well, his new one’s Vanilla Sky. Starring Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz and (!) JASON LEE!

Wow. It’s good to see Jason Lee in another one of Crowe’s flick. Loved him in Almost Famous.

Anyway, so i’m watching the trailer, and these were the thoughts that were running through my head:

*trailer starts*

Yay!

Tom Cruise!

Show me the money!

Naked under the sheets Cameron Diaz!

Phwoar!

JASON LEE!

“Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?”

UGH. PENELOPE CRUZ.

UGGGGLAAYYY

UGLY UGLY UGLY.

Hmm… what’s the story like?

Ah… typical Cameron Crowe stuff =)

Aww… i like romantic Jerry Maguire-ish kinda flicks =)

Woah. What the hell is going on here? =O

AAAAHH! WHY IS IT SO SCARY/DEPRESSING ALL OF A SUDDEN??

GUNS? IN A CAMERON CROWE MOVIE??

CAMERON DIAZ IS EVIL!

PENELOPE CRUZ IS UGLY!

WHERE’S JASON LEE??

NO!! TOM CRUISE!!! NOOO!

I want to watch this movie.

*trailer ends*

Yes, as you can tell, this is going to be something special.

Oceans 11 looks pretty cool too. Directed by Steven Soderbergh with a nice big ensemble cast. Starring George Clooney, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, casey Affleck, Scott Caan and Don Cheadle amongst other people.

Soderbergh directed Erin Brockovich and Traffic. So you know this one’s gonna be good too. I mean, you only just have to look at the cast to KNOW it’s gonna be good. So yeah, i’ll be waiting for this one.

Do not click on this.

I got a phone call from Rene today. No, she’s no some hot chick i met. She’s the… wait… lemme Look up her business card… ‘Director’ of that Fox Home Video place in Bangsar where i usually buy my DVD’s. She just called to tell me that the DVD’s i’d ordered had arrived.

Funny thing is, i don’t even remember ordering any DVD’s. I know i’m still waiting for my Clerks Collectors Series. Been waiting for that damn thing since July. I’m guessing that’s the one that came. Then again she did say “…DVD’s…” so i’m assuming i must’ve ordered some more since my last visit there last month. But for the life of me i can’t remember what it was i ordered besides Clerks.

Could it be Blood? I actually did preorder that thing in July… maybe it is Blood… or could it be Star Wars Ep1: TPM? I do remember mentioning that to her the last time i was there. Or maybe it was something else…

WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I ORDER?

I could just call her up and ask but i’m too much of a cheap bastard to call people up on my cellphone. I just let them call me.

Go visit Amanda. Because she’s… (wait for it..)… A COOL LESBIAN.

And check out showmeyourboobs.org too while you’re at it. It’s Amanda’s new site.

It has boobs.

Apparently, i have this editing gig somewhere in KL coming up soon. I think. I’m not really quite sure but a friend of mine kinda got me this job without me even asking for it. I’m supposed to be cutting together some concert footage from this huge beach party event thing that the college’s IYS (Indonesian Youth Society) threw last night over at the Sunway Lagoon Themepark.

They’ve also got this one other chick who’s supposed to be helping me out (or is it the other way round?) doing the editing and stuff. I think she’s from the One Academy college doing multimedia or something. At least that’s what i think it’s called. Incidently, that’s where Fuzzy’s studying.

I wonder if this chick’s hot.

Anyway, i’m not actually sure when the hell this editing thing’s going down or if it’s even happening but yeah, looks like i’m gonna be pretty busy sometime soon if it does happen. What with my mid terms coming up and a whole fucking movie, which i’ve yet to shoot, that’s due for our film class on the horizon, i’m really gonna have my work cut out for me.

You might’ve noticed a distinct lack of DVD buying this time around this semester. Reason being that i’m kinda short on cash. I’m only got a grand total of 75 bucks to my name. To last through till the end of October. Which definitely isn’t gonna enough if i’m gonna have to travel into KL to the editing studio or wherever the hell this editing gig’s gonna be. Fucking taxis charge an arm and a leg for you to get around.

Not only that, i’m also probably gonna need a videocam soon. For the short film that we’re gonna shoot for film class. Or i could just borrow Jason’s girlfriend’s videocam for a coupla weeks. But i’d prefer having one of my own. I saw this really spiffy looking one that costs about RM$4000. It can even let you shoot in simulated sidescreen! I like widescreen.

Of course, i’ll be damned if i’m ever gonna be able to get a RM$4000 videocam. I’m most likely gonna end up having to settle for a piece of shit RM$2000 one.

That is, if i’m even ever gonna get one.

I’ll probably just end up borrowing Jason’s girlfriend’s videocam in the end.

The premise of the movie we’re shooting is pretty lame. I might talk about that next time though. It’s fucking terrible. Then again, i’m not the director so they can’t blame me if it sucks. I’ve only got camera man and editing duties on this movie. And maybe a little script doctoring. And fight choreography.

Haha. Fucking fight choreography. Like i’m fucking Yuen Woo Ping or something. I wish.

And fucking hell man. I’m also supposed to be paying each actor in the movie like… 4 fucking bucks. What the fuck. Fucking director/producer.

He’s the director. He’s the producer. HE should fucking pay his actors 4 bucks each. Actually no, he IS paying his actors four bucks each. It’s just that he wants me to pay them too. Making it a grand total of 8 bucks for each actor.

Fucking four bucks man. Each.

I’m running out of money. And i’m also running out of food. I’ve literally got like 9 packets of ramen, two packets of chicken soup and half a bottle of Coke left.

I’m also itching to buy some new DVD’s. Fucking hell. VCD’s just aren’t the same. Crap picture, crap sound, no added value material. I WANT DVD. I mean, it’s not like i just buy them for the movies. If that’s all i wanted, i could just stick with fucking VCD’s. I’m actually more interested in the extras that the DVD format offers. Like the audio commentaries. The featurettes. The behind the scenes shit. You learn a lot watching and listening to that stuff. The preproduction porocess, post production, film editing, shots, lighting, sound editing… the list goes on.

Hell, just look the the T2: Ultimate Edition DVD for example. That DVD is a veritable film school on a disc. It’s got EVERY SINGLE aspect of the making of that movie on that disc. FUCKING EVERYTHING. I love that disc.

The Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace DVD is reportly already in stores around the States now. Even it’s only supposed to be officially released on the 16th. That’s another DVD that fucking ‘everything about the movie on one disc’. Actually, two discs in fact. It’s shipping as a two disc set. Same goes for Shrek. Fuck. I really want those DVD’s.

The Princess Bride. I really want that too. Die Hard Trilogy 5 Star Collection Box Set. BLAH. So many DVD’s, so little cash. Fuck.

I say fuck a lot.

Thess came online last night.

No wait. That doesn’t sound right.

Thess was on AIM last night. Talked to her for bit. She never fails to make me laugh. I <3 her. She’s seriously great. You’ll notice that i’m not really saying much. I was too busy laughing my ass off. psykotik2k: can we expect a post about the party tonight? and the meeting perhaps?
Teflon Parakeet: Tomorrow we can.
Teflon Parakeet: I’ve been updating a LOT
psykotik2k: true true
psykotik2k: more than usual
Teflon Parakeet: We are wondering about a Justin update, however.
psykotik2k: oh we updated lots too
Teflon Parakeet: We saw a lot of links to pictures of bitches and hoes.
Teflon Parakeet: We saw a lot of emails.
Teflon Parakeet: We didn’t see much in the way of actual Justin-posting.
psykotik2k: that was yesterday
Teflon Parakeet: You make good use of filler shit, and people don’t notice.
psykotik2k: hehe
psykotik2k: i posted today.
psykotik2k: a semi real one and a few ‘usual’ ones
Teflon Parakeet: *looks askance*
Teflon Parakeet: I’ve come to a realization, Justin.
Teflon Parakeet: The internet is no longer interesting.
psykotik2k: yeah?
Teflon Parakeet: The pages I love(d) don’t interest me as much.
Teflon Parakeet: The games I play don’t interest me as much.
Teflon Parakeet: And personally, I blame YOU.
psykotik2k: lol
psykotik2k: why me??
Teflon Parakeet: You were my last bastion of normalcy.
psykotik2k: and now?
Teflon Parakeet: And you turned it into softcore porn and pictures of stupid Malaysian bitches who’re all rollin’ around, thinkin’ they’re from American Fucking Beauty.
psykotik2k: LOL
Teflon Parakeet: *roll roll roll*
Teflon Parakeet: OOH SO PRETTY
Teflon Parakeet: Dude, the chick in the MOVIE is fucked up looking.
Teflon Parakeet: Weird teeth.
Teflon Parakeet: Googly eyes.
Teflon Parakeet: Annoying voice.
Teflon Parakeet: Stumpy arms.
Teflon Parakeet: I mean Christ.
Teflon Parakeet: Troll dolls are more sexually appealing, imo.
Teflon Parakeet: And by googly eyes, I *do* mean googly eyes.
Teflon Parakeet: And I know you know what I’m talking about.
Teflon Parakeet: She looks like she just saw Jessica Rabbit.
psykotik2k: omg i’;m lauguhting so hard ruight now i cant evn tyupe properly
Teflon Parakeet: I mean it. 🙁
psykotik2k: haha, oh alright, i’ll lessen the smut.
psykotik2k: or at least try to balance it out a little
Teflon Parakeet: No, it’s not the smut even!
Teflon Parakeet: It’s the QUALITY of the smut.
Teflon Parakeet: I mean, those Britney Spears things.
psykotik2k: lol
Teflon Parakeet: Who the FUCK cares about that woman’s plastic goddamn appendages?
Teflon Parakeet: They’re going to be bags of saltwater drooping like bloodhound ears when she gets older, anyways.
Teflon Parakeet: You’ll be able to hear them slosh as they hit her knees.
Teflon Parakeet: *whisch whisch whisch*
Teflon Parakeet: And I couldn’t even see anything, either.
Teflon Parakeet: I looked.
psykotik2k: lol
Teflon Parakeet: And this girl! This Malaysian Beauty…Miliana Sorvino or whatever.
Teflon Parakeet: No boobs.
Teflon Parakeet: You know, she COULD have had her boobs photographed.
psykotik2k: haha well, she was a 33B at the time
Teflon Parakeet: I’m a 34B.
Teflon Parakeet: I do not give a FUCK.
Teflon Parakeet: If I’m going to take pictures of me looking like a hoe.
Teflon Parakeet: I will go all out, dammit.
Teflon Parakeet: BOOBS WILL BE SEEN
psykotik2k: lol
Teflon Parakeet: I mean it, what is that supposed to mean?
Teflon Parakeet: “she was a 33B at the time”
Teflon Parakeet: Like that’s a bra size to be ashamed of?
psykotik2k: lol
Teflon Parakeet: That’s a bra size that will resist gravity a lot better than big titty bitches who run around in bikinis now.
Teflon Parakeet: BESIDES the fact that they’re going to all have weird spots and cancers and shit all over them.
Teflon Parakeet: (not tits, bodies in general…the sun, and all)
psykotik2k: you’re right on all accounts
Teflon Parakeet: Yes, I am.
Teflon Parakeet: Now find some pale bitches with small tits and put them up.
Teflon Parakeet: In the interest of fairness.
Teflon Parakeet: IT’S ONLY ETHICAL
psykotik2k: hahaha, i will i will =]

You know, if i had a top ten list of online people that i really really <3, Thess will ALWAYS be the one occupying the top spot. She’d be permanently number one. And everyone else would just have to settle battling it out for second place. Because NOBODY will ever take her place at the top.

<3

Actually… i’ve been getting more Libby Hoeler search referrals than i have Osama bin Laden ones…

So, in that case…

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I should change the title of my page too.

I wish i’d thought of this a month earlier!